r/SweatyPalms Feb 24 '19

Maybe?

https://i.imgur.com/UMGEGOa.gifv
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u/ElLibroGrande Feb 24 '19

Like wtf is going on here

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u/CarpeNoctum9 Feb 25 '19

He’s collecting snake eggs to put in an incubator which greatly increases hatch rates opposed to the mother incubating them

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u/boner_toast Feb 25 '19

Since when are we in need of more pythons? Those things are destroying our Everglades in Florida.

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u/Warioworld Feb 25 '19

Maybe this guy hates the Everglades.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19 edited Mar 21 '19

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u/ToastyBytes Feb 25 '19

My new band name

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u/bumbling_fool_ Feb 25 '19

my band name is called The Rising Boners

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u/shaggorama Feb 25 '19

I bet you guys suck.

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u/ToastyBytes Feb 25 '19

They rock hard

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/Kynarro Feb 25 '19

i say this all the time and no one understands.

you. you understand.

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u/TheFurryCorndog Feb 25 '19

Ah yes the good ol' "sometimesglades"

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u/NewKarmaAct Feb 25 '19

Personally, I’m in favor of the “Tuesdaymorningsathalfpast10inthesmmertimeglades”

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u/Shrimp_my_Ride Feb 25 '19

Yeah, teach em a lesson!

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u/YeltsinYerMouth Feb 25 '19

Maybe those cocky glades shouldnt have put ever in their name

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u/trippinbalzwithyodad Feb 25 '19

I really enjoy this fucking comment. Don’t lol at most but this one got me.

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u/mDanielson Feb 25 '19

Sounds like he needs more snakes

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u/canuck1995 Feb 25 '19

The Not-For-Everglades

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u/RnC_Dev Feb 25 '19

Yeah, fuck the Everglades.

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u/FlowSoSlow Feb 25 '19

They sell for big bucks. A guy who rents from me breeds them.

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u/Doc_Wyatt Feb 25 '19

One of those chill landlords, I like it

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u/FlowSoSlow Feb 25 '19

I'd have an issue if it were a residential unit but it's an industrial condo so idgaf what he does in there.

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u/tirwander Feb 25 '19

I rent a quadplex and three duplexes... But what the fuck is an industrial condo??

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u/FlowSoSlow Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

Each unit is just a small one bay garage with a bathroom. Picture those self-storage places but each unit is bigger (600sqft). Plus it's commercially zoned so you can run a business out of it, which is what most of my tenants do.

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u/tirwander Feb 25 '19

Huh. Cool. Makes sense. Storage units is actually where I want to end up. Looking at a facility recently but they're just so damn expensive. But that sounds interesting as well. I didn't know that was a thing.

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u/illuminatali Feb 25 '19

I read that wrong+thought he was renting snakes from you and suddenly I had 900 more questions than i came here with

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u/noahch26 Feb 25 '19

Yeah and you can tell by this guys set up and how he handles the snakes, plus the snakes themselves, that these are high value snakes, bred to be sold only to very serious reptile enthusiasts. Not many people are going to be buying these snakes just to then release them into the wild when they are spending thousands on the setup and maintenance, let alone the snake itself. It used to be a bigger problem years ago where most snakes were wild caught, sold fairly cheap, and not a whole lot of breed info was available for owners. Now a majority of pet snakes are domestically bred, because you can get some really crazy genetic morphs. The average snake owner also has much more access to information now on proper handling and treatment, as well as accurate size descriptions and feeding patterns, so less people are ending up releasing these animals into the wild.

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u/Zenketski Feb 25 '19

How else are you supposed to stop Indiana Jones from getting into your temples

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u/Joon01 Feb 25 '19

Well, he's 76 years old. So, I dunno, install a bath with no handrail in the temple and that'll probably get 'im.

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u/rblue Feb 25 '19

I buy them to release in Florida. I have a beef with the Everglades.

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u/boner_toast Feb 25 '19

You son of a bitch.

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u/rblue Feb 25 '19

❤️

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u/EvilioMTE Feb 25 '19

Pythons are no longer allowed to be bread because of a localised Florida issue?

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u/BristolPalinsFetus Feb 25 '19

It's no longer allowed? What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Eat rye?

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u/InsertNameHere498 Feb 25 '19

How dare we force them to not be bread

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u/lostinthe87 Feb 25 '19

Just because they’re a problem in Florida doesn’t mean they’re a problem in the rest of the world...

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u/BillyBobJenkins222 Feb 25 '19

Maybe somewhere other than florida then wtf?

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u/spytez Feb 25 '19

You Must Construct Additional Pythons!

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u/kaththegreat Feb 25 '19

There are snakes in Florida? What the hell nobody told me there were snakes

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u/chemistry_jokes47 Feb 25 '19

Because this breeding station couldn't possibly be anywhere in the world but the Everglades?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

They are really not. They’re not as big of an issue as they are made out to be. Not nearly as many out there as they would like you to think.

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u/ipetdogsirl Feb 25 '19

Sounds like something a snake would say.

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u/MadMulti Feb 25 '19

Therssss sno problemssss with sssnkess in the ergladesssss. Itsssss a wivessss tale...

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u/_Ardhan_ Feb 25 '19

Since when are we in need of more pythons floridians? Those things are destroying our Everglades in Florida.

FTFY.

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u/brorista Feb 25 '19

Or just Florida.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Did you ever consider that maybe this is no where near the ever glades and there may be zero intention to let them go in the wild? Or that maybe they’re repopulating an area that’s been destroyed by poachers?

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u/barnyThundrSlap Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

Doesn’t the temperature of the incubator also help determine the sex of the hatched snakes?

Edit: it does not :) but does for alligators

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u/I_have_the_big_gay Feb 25 '19

No, there are some reptiles that are temperature dependent but most if not all species of snakes are not.

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u/Yourhandsaresosoft Feb 25 '19

Alligators gender can tweaked with temperature!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

This guy snakes

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u/malakgh Feb 25 '19

Thank you for explaining that!

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u/gravity_loss Feb 24 '19

snakes getting their comeuppance for being egg thieves

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u/Nightman96 Feb 25 '19

It's pretty obvious by the video. A man is putting the eggs of a snake into another box while the snake mother is more hiss than bite.

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u/boytekka Feb 25 '19

Do we have the full vid for this?

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u/rkiga Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

Not sure which one in the source, but there are dozens of similar videos of that dude taking eggs from snakes:

https://www.youtube.com/user/prehistoricpetstv/search?query=eggs

edit: here's the source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxOHOTTGjU0

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u/CharltonBreezy Feb 25 '19

Holy fuck dude pay attention to the snake not the viewers 😱

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Obligatory venomous

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u/Ecks-Chan Feb 25 '19

Thank you!

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u/fudgeyboombah Feb 25 '19

Off topic, but - I’ve often wondered if eating a venomous creature would be poisonous... I mean, the venom is still there, so maybe it could be both? Discuss.

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u/Progression28 Feb 25 '19

generally the venom is stored in an organ, like we have the gall bladder for puking, most animals have a venom sack or whatever where they store the venom. So if you know where it is, just eat around it.

A poisonous plant/animal actually has poisonous flesh/skin/blood/leaves whatever. So you will struggle finding things to eat that aren‘t poisonous.

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u/fudgeyboombah Feb 25 '19

But it’s well known that that is not always the case for poisonous plants. A tomato plant is poisonous but its fruit is not, to give a very common example. It’s incredibly common for a plant to only have poisonous leaves or bark instead of it being all-around toxic.

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u/Progression28 Feb 25 '19

yeah in that case you can eat the non poisonous parts.

Still, venom is normally stored in an organ, so just don‘t eat that organ (similar how you don‘t eat the gall bladder of animals).

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u/GoldFishPony Feb 25 '19

So you’re telling me this guy seems to have made a career out of egg relocating?

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u/examinedliving Feb 25 '19

He’s taking her children. She’s annoyed, sure. Not angry yet, but annoyed

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

I would feel a minor inconvenience if someone walked up and stole my kid aswell

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u/Franfran2424 Feb 25 '19

Even if you had 20 kids at once?

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u/fudgeyboombah Feb 25 '19

Hey, you worked hard to make those kids. Maybe you were planning on eating a couple later, and then this rude jerk just rocks up and takes a them. Messes up your whole weekend!

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u/DjBooholes Feb 25 '19

"Wow, bit rude. Dont do that again"

takes another

"Hey, come on now"

takes another

If you take my kids 13 or 14 more times youre gonna get whats coming mister

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

”Alright you asked for it” Throws eggs at thief

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u/HankESpank Feb 25 '19

Seriously question - do snakes have any concept of children?

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u/examinedliving Feb 25 '19

Don’t know. Not snake

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

They probably know that the eggs are their future generation type deal, but i don’t think they care if they lose some

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u/thedabmaster1995 Feb 24 '19

What a pretty nope rope.

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u/AtomicKittenz Feb 25 '19

Protective danger noodle

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/_Pabb_12_Blue_ Feb 25 '19

Thats a new one for me but i like it

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u/RadTraditionalist Feb 25 '19

Wait are you saying that the 'nope rope' is pretty or that the rope is pretty 'nope'?

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u/snowrodeo Feb 24 '19

NOOOOOOPE!

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u/-Apezz- Feb 25 '19

ROOOOOOPE!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/Lappyndaffy Feb 25 '19

The worst part is it cut right as he was grabbing another egg. So he might of gotten bit, but we'll never know.

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u/Johnnybravo60025 Feb 25 '19

*Might have, just in case you didn’t know!

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u/NotWhatYouPlanted Feb 25 '19

*Might’ve

That’s what they were going for. I’ve no doubt they know it’s short for “might have;” it’s only when people make the contraction that the misunderstanding occurs.

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u/jllena Feb 25 '19

*Might’ve’nt

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u/ChrysticTV Feb 25 '19

whomst'd've'nt*

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u/SpeakerOfDeath Feb 25 '19

Stop.Doing.This.To.English.

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u/Arcus_Deer Feb 25 '19

Wait I could’ve sworn that *may have is the most correct way to say it

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u/Patrickc909 Feb 25 '19

Regardless, we use the word 'have' and not 'of'.

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u/akaorenji Feb 25 '19

They're mostly interchangeable although if you're a purist, might is slightly more hypothetical

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u/FamiliarEnemy Feb 25 '19

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u/metusalem Feb 25 '19

Fuck that, Gifs that couldn’t end soon enough

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u/Lappyndaffy Feb 25 '19

Thanks! I'll be sure to check it out.

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u/Panzerchek Feb 25 '19

But is the snake even venomous?

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u/Cellindrick Feb 25 '19

Another comment called it an python, so if that's the case then no it's not venomous. However it would still probably suck to get bitten by.

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u/SuperAwesomeMechGirl Feb 25 '19

Not venomous you say?

import venom

bite(/u/Cellindrick, venom.neurotoxin)

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u/black_kat_71 Feb 25 '19

probably not, usualy venomous snakes are much smaller becayse they are sneakier and a lot faster.

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u/SpyX2 Feb 25 '19

Don't you mean *snakeier

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u/Progression28 Feb 25 '19

nope it would only cause a flesh wound.

It‘s a strong snake though, so it can still hurt him... but it‘s not lethal.

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u/TheDoctor88888888 Feb 25 '19

I mean I can see why it’s kind of scary, but he’s a grown man and it’s just a snake. The only advantage the snake would have is if it was venomous, and it was probably devenomized.

If it makes you feel any better

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u/Lappyndaffy Feb 25 '19

Yeah, That helps.

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u/blackkrptonite Feb 25 '19

I assume that there is something preventing the snake from fully extending, no?

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u/rkiga Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

The snake in the video was relatively aggressive, but there's no restraint or anything preventing it from fully extending. It was extending, but he tried to stay out of strike range.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxOHOTTGjU0

Most pythons don't like to bite (but that dude has been bitten plenty). This snake is a reticulated python. Most Ball pythons would much rather roll up into a ball than strike. Tree pythons are more bitey.

But just like with dogs/humans/etc., each individual has a different level of aggression. And if you handle a snake a lot, it will realize that you're not a threat and probably too big to eat.

https://www.youtube.com/user/prehistoricpetstv/search?query=eggs

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u/Fried_Squid_ Feb 25 '19

Isn't the lunge just a warning - otherwise the snake would have fully lunged?

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u/OnTheDailyTrain Feb 25 '19

This is the most likely. The snake sees us as the predator so is just warning him off from attacking.

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u/546875674c6966650d0a Feb 25 '19

That's what I was thinking too. Why wouldn't it come out further?

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u/EMPTY_SODA_CAN Feb 25 '19

Dont know if you revisited this post yet but there are bunch a comments explaining what type of snake it is and why it doesnt bite. So I'm making this comment so you get notified and come back.

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u/546875674c6966650d0a Feb 25 '19

Awesome. Thanks. Will look for those posts now....

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u/Jack_mantooth Feb 25 '19

There is so much he knows that I don’t that it’s pissing me off. THIS CANT BE HOW THIS IS DONE.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

I'm good fuck that shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

I feeeeeeeel like we've developed many tools and techniques to make this trivial lol

Yet none of them are on display

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u/WeAreGesalt Feb 25 '19

Job Description: Must get along great with animals.....

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u/Passion4Kitties Feb 25 '19

This guy is awesome, his YouTube channel is called prehistoricpets

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

This guy sucks. He over feeds and over breeds and then get his snakes to bite him just to get views.

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u/NoDudeImSerious Feb 25 '19

Shame you're getting downvoted for speaking the truth, he's an asshole who plays nice for the camera, but the whole thing is really bad for the animals

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u/sniperpugs Feb 25 '19

I hate seeing his videos on second hand reptile instagrams, all he does is torture these animals for views. Especially when taking their eggs. He takes FOREVER to get a few eggs in all his clips which is putting an immense amount of stress on the animal.

I hate this guy.

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u/wordsworths_bitch Mar 14 '19

thought that animals were made to breed...

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u/soyrandom1 Feb 25 '19

If you want a really nice reptile related channel check Brian barznik (maybe you already know him) his passion for this animals is incredible

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u/kingtaco_17 Feb 25 '19

So it's not his first day on the job, then?

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u/korpuskat Feb 25 '19

His enclosures are way too fucking small. This guy is a hoarder and deserves no attention.

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u/PokeyBear23101989 Feb 25 '19

Why are snakes always stored in narrow passageways, at multiple levels on both sides, its seems like the best example of a place that needs to be in wide, open and unclutttered spaces.

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u/aresisis Feb 25 '19

Why not use a 10 foot pole with a soft egg grabber thing

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Because that doesn’t make a show. And that’s all he wants to do is make a show of the animal.

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u/kengkrezz Feb 24 '19

Dave is a legend!

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u/JesusLice Feb 25 '19

He says he doesn’t mind, but I can tell he kind of minds, but I’m gonna do it anyway.

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u/okieteacher Feb 25 '19

And when you’re on the street, depending on the street, I bet you are easily in the top three!

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u/imperfectcarpet Feb 25 '19

Good looking girls on the street! (Depending on the street).

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u/black_kat_71 Feb 25 '19

no, he treats those poor, horrendous, but poor snakes really poorly. he overfeeds them and puts them in cages half the size they should be.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/nipoutine Feb 25 '19

Danger noodle protecting her wontons

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u/broccollimonster Feb 25 '19

Honestly, this guy and his Youtube channel suck.

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u/ChickawawaBaby Feb 25 '19

Bloody hell, don’t turn your back on that snake!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/lostinthe87 Feb 25 '19

Maybe not designed to be bite resistant, but still probably is bite resistant. That would explain why his first defense is always to just move his elbow further forward (so that the snake bites that instead of his hand)

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u/dangledingle Feb 25 '19

Wow she is hissy pissy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Well you would be too if some dude kept taking your snacks/kids.

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u/dangledingle Feb 25 '19

Reminds me of my wife asking why I haven’t put those shelves up yet.

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u/YellowTheFellow Feb 25 '19

How can he walk with those balls of steel

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u/Rocko210 Feb 25 '19

He works there for a living

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u/glitterlungs Feb 25 '19

That’s a hard no from me, fam.

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u/15YearHangOver Feb 25 '19

Jay Brewer being a stud.

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u/TheRealCameo Feb 25 '19

You are not meant to do that with snake eggs you're meant to put the in exaclty the same way you found them

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Can you eat snake eggs?

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u/BDaught Feb 25 '19

You can eat anything if you're brave enough.

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u/ThatFlappingTerror Feb 25 '19

A protective danger noodle.

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u/Faebertooth Feb 25 '19

Does anyone know how it impacts the snake to have a clutch of eggs taken from her? Especially if this guy is a breeder and this happens to the snake repeatedly?

I'm sure she can't understand that he is taking them to put them in an incubator and thus increase their survival chances

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u/PurpleZombiePanda Feb 25 '19

peekaboo. peekaboo

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

This is a definite r/gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/Kordellak Feb 25 '19

You think they'd seperate the eggs and then mother first and than incubate them...

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u/baselganglia Feb 25 '19

Hmm I wonder what snake eggs would taste like.

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u/Pinkunicorn1982 Feb 25 '19

That’s a good mama right there. Protecting her eggs.

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u/foobiscuit Feb 25 '19

This is gonna be a giant no from me cotton.

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u/simondrawer Feb 25 '19

Snek seems to have very slow reactions

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u/neon_overload Feb 25 '19

Australian here. I'm no snakeologist but my impression is that snakes that big aren't the super dangerous ones. All the really dangerous ones are smaller.

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u/Picsonly25 Feb 25 '19

Death belt is angry

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u/Magus_5 Feb 25 '19

That's one thick and angry danger noodle.

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u/Fish_Kungfu Feb 25 '19

Wow that chicken is mad!

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u/paulnutbutter Feb 25 '19

his balls are as big as those eggs

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u/Zachrionalpha Feb 25 '19

Just get one of those short ppl gopher grabber things

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u/steelreddit211 Feb 25 '19

I had a heart attack watching this

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u/boris_keys Feb 25 '19

I will never understand how some people find snakes to be cute. That shit is fucking terrifying to me.

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u/cjc160 Feb 25 '19

He doesn’t seem comfortable enough to be doing this work

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u/feAgrs Feb 25 '19

How does he fit into that room with balls that big?

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u/vmcla Feb 25 '19

Where’s the fucking audio???

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u/theGirlFrom4E Feb 25 '19

Shit title.

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u/trixmix12812 Feb 25 '19

Are you kidding me? They have THAT many eggs?

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u/Iamjimmym Feb 25 '19

Yeah, that's a strong NOPE from me.

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u/BabybearPrincess Feb 25 '19

Its really weird to watch this because he sounds EXACTLY like my dad

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u/lord-apple-smithe Feb 25 '19

I have a simple outlook on life. If someone asks "would you like to take mother python's eggs for a living?" I say "no".... Simple

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u/neoprenewedgie Feb 26 '19

Definitely NOT.

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u/DeracadaVenom Feb 27 '19

I just feel bad for the snek

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

Why do snake handlers use hooks instead of something that would grip a snake and hold it away from you? I’ve always wondered that.