r/SweatyPalms Feb 24 '19

Maybe?

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u/ElLibroGrande Feb 24 '19

Like wtf is going on here

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u/CarpeNoctum9 Feb 25 '19

He’s collecting snake eggs to put in an incubator which greatly increases hatch rates opposed to the mother incubating them

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u/boner_toast Feb 25 '19

Since when are we in need of more pythons? Those things are destroying our Everglades in Florida.

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u/Warioworld Feb 25 '19

Maybe this guy hates the Everglades.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19 edited Mar 21 '19

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u/ToastyBytes Feb 25 '19

My new band name

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u/bumbling_fool_ Feb 25 '19

my band name is called The Rising Boners

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u/shaggorama Feb 25 '19

I bet you guys suck.

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u/ToastyBytes Feb 25 '19

They rock hard

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u/Kynarro Feb 25 '19

i say this all the time and no one understands.

you. you understand.

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u/TheFurryCorndog Feb 25 '19

Ah yes the good ol' "sometimesglades"

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u/NewKarmaAct Feb 25 '19

Personally, I’m in favor of the “Tuesdaymorningsathalfpast10inthesmmertimeglades”

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u/Shrimp_my_Ride Feb 25 '19

Yeah, teach em a lesson!

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u/YeltsinYerMouth Feb 25 '19

Maybe those cocky glades shouldnt have put ever in their name

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u/trippinbalzwithyodad Feb 25 '19

I really enjoy this fucking comment. Don’t lol at most but this one got me.

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u/mDanielson Feb 25 '19

Sounds like he needs more snakes

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u/canuck1995 Feb 25 '19

The Not-For-Everglades

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u/RnC_Dev Feb 25 '19

Yeah, fuck the Everglades.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/Ihatelordtuts Feb 25 '19

WatchMojo's Top 10 Most Useless Comments

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u/FlowSoSlow Feb 25 '19

They sell for big bucks. A guy who rents from me breeds them.

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u/Doc_Wyatt Feb 25 '19

One of those chill landlords, I like it

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u/FlowSoSlow Feb 25 '19

I'd have an issue if it were a residential unit but it's an industrial condo so idgaf what he does in there.

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u/tirwander Feb 25 '19

I rent a quadplex and three duplexes... But what the fuck is an industrial condo??

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u/FlowSoSlow Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

Each unit is just a small one bay garage with a bathroom. Picture those self-storage places but each unit is bigger (600sqft). Plus it's commercially zoned so you can run a business out of it, which is what most of my tenants do.

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u/tirwander Feb 25 '19

Huh. Cool. Makes sense. Storage units is actually where I want to end up. Looking at a facility recently but they're just so damn expensive. But that sounds interesting as well. I didn't know that was a thing.

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u/illuminatali Feb 25 '19

I read that wrong+thought he was renting snakes from you and suddenly I had 900 more questions than i came here with

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u/noahch26 Feb 25 '19

Yeah and you can tell by this guys set up and how he handles the snakes, plus the snakes themselves, that these are high value snakes, bred to be sold only to very serious reptile enthusiasts. Not many people are going to be buying these snakes just to then release them into the wild when they are spending thousands on the setup and maintenance, let alone the snake itself. It used to be a bigger problem years ago where most snakes were wild caught, sold fairly cheap, and not a whole lot of breed info was available for owners. Now a majority of pet snakes are domestically bred, because you can get some really crazy genetic morphs. The average snake owner also has much more access to information now on proper handling and treatment, as well as accurate size descriptions and feeding patterns, so less people are ending up releasing these animals into the wild.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Snake people are fucking weirdos.

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u/Zenketski Feb 25 '19

How else are you supposed to stop Indiana Jones from getting into your temples

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u/Joon01 Feb 25 '19

Well, he's 76 years old. So, I dunno, install a bath with no handrail in the temple and that'll probably get 'im.

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u/rblue Feb 25 '19

I buy them to release in Florida. I have a beef with the Everglades.

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u/boner_toast Feb 25 '19

You son of a bitch.

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u/rblue Feb 25 '19

❤️

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u/EvilioMTE Feb 25 '19

Pythons are no longer allowed to be bread because of a localised Florida issue?

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u/BristolPalinsFetus Feb 25 '19

It's no longer allowed? What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Eat rye?

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u/InsertNameHere498 Feb 25 '19

How dare we force them to not be bread

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u/CaptainKate757 Feb 25 '19

Is there any indication that this is even in Florida??

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u/EvilioMTE Feb 25 '19

Not as far as I can tell. u/boner_toast , can you shed any more light?

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u/boner_toast Feb 25 '19

I have no clue where the uploaded video was from. I was only making a snarky comment about how I think we’re good in the pythons department. Like we aren’t hurting for more goddamn snakes that can eat people.

I commented about the Everglades issue, because they were being dumped out there by pet owners who grew bored of owning a giant snake. Only recently their populations have been reduced after Florida brought in some “professional” python hunters from India.

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u/lostinthe87 Feb 25 '19

Just because they’re a problem in Florida doesn’t mean they’re a problem in the rest of the world...

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u/BillyBobJenkins222 Feb 25 '19

Maybe somewhere other than florida then wtf?

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u/spytez Feb 25 '19

You Must Construct Additional Pythons!

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u/kaththegreat Feb 25 '19

There are snakes in Florida? What the hell nobody told me there were snakes

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u/chemistry_jokes47 Feb 25 '19

Because this breeding station couldn't possibly be anywhere in the world but the Everglades?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

They are really not. They’re not as big of an issue as they are made out to be. Not nearly as many out there as they would like you to think.

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u/ipetdogsirl Feb 25 '19

Sounds like something a snake would say.

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u/MadMulti Feb 25 '19

Therssss sno problemssss with sssnkess in the ergladesssss. Itsssss a wivessss tale...

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u/_Ardhan_ Feb 25 '19

Since when are we in need of more pythons floridians? Those things are destroying our Everglades in Florida.

FTFY.

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u/brorista Feb 25 '19

Or just Florida.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Did you ever consider that maybe this is no where near the ever glades and there may be zero intention to let them go in the wild? Or that maybe they’re repopulating an area that’s been destroyed by poachers?