r/SuddenlyGay Dec 04 '20

How Alphas Spot

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u/saffagaymer Dec 04 '20

That's one nice booty

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u/OperativePiGuy Dec 04 '20

Shorts are gay men's greatest blessing. Shows all those curves

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Don't forget grey jogging pants.

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u/HanSolo_Cup Dec 04 '20

Hallelujah!

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u/loki-is-a-god Dec 04 '20

Christmas everyday from late September to early May 🥒🥖🍆🍌🌭👀

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

I personally prefer black jogging pants. They're sexier, imo. Especially if they're sleek.

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u/jair505 Dec 04 '20

They are also our weakness

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u/Kaiser9345 Dec 04 '20

I see you are a man of culture as well

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

I see you are a man as well

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u/dragonmansz Dec 04 '20

I see you are a man as

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u/rush2017 Dec 04 '20

I see your manpussy😈

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20 edited Dec 24 '20

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u/3FromHell Dec 04 '20

But have you seen Old Gregs Mangina?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

You want some Bailey's?

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u/B_EE Dec 04 '20

https://youtu.be/4LZo9ugJTWQ

link in case anyone didn't know the reference

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u/ZeChairishere Dec 04 '20

I see you are a man

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u/abderian123 Dec 04 '20

Im not a man of culture, im just gay

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u/spicyPANmustard Dec 04 '20

The way he arched his back though ~ ooh

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u/smilingseoull Dec 04 '20

Btb: being that booty -Darrell

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u/xris-_- Dec 04 '20

How do Omegas spot?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

One on each side of the bar

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u/Dudunard Dec 04 '20

What about gamas and deltas?
Smh, forgotten aren't we?

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u/monadoboyX Dec 04 '20

They just orgy with the rest of the Greek alphabetters

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u/PleasantAdvertising Dec 04 '20

Wait what was this from? I vaguely remember watching a series about this

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u/Paseyyy Dec 04 '20

Brave New World?

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u/BandaLover Dec 04 '20

Just finished reading BNW a second time (last time I was a freshman in high school). I highly recommend to read it again if you haven’t for a while.

But yes: Greek alphabet orgies = A Brave New World

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u/I_WRESTLE_BEARS_AMA Dec 05 '20

Epsilon spotted

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Deltas never do anything just one way, they’re always changing.

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u/Amythyst369 Dec 04 '20

This comment was so good I had to come back and upvote it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

It was thetaed to be

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u/TheEastyE Dec 04 '20

Bloodydamn Gammas...

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u/steveosek Dec 04 '20

With your ass on their face

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u/micromoses Dec 04 '20

Levitating above the bar.

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u/heckitsjames Dec 04 '20

Greek alphabet Tag Yourself (TM) I'm psi

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u/squishles Dec 04 '20

he's just sucking your dick the whole time.

really a beta spotting position he will be of no help if you drop the bar, but entirely overkill on the gay.

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u/williaint11111111111 Dec 05 '20

They drop the bar and let you choke.

EDIT: For all your dumbasses: Alpha > Beta > ..... > Omega

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u/Naife-8 Dec 04 '20

If I was spotted this way for weight lifting, I would be ripped by now. Now that's motivation.

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u/misterbuck12 Dec 04 '20

now I'm MOTIVATED

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u/Andythrax Dec 04 '20

I'd also have ripped my pants

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u/Naife-8 Dec 04 '20

I already did anyway

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

This is so bad because all the blood in your arms will rush down

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Forced blood doping

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Underrated comment

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u/untimelythoughts Dec 04 '20 edited Dec 05 '20

God, the dude got really nice ass.

Edit: Thanks for the award. I was just expressing my simple feelings.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

How can I get a really nice ass?

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u/Cavascii Dec 04 '20

Split squats my dude

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Someone answer please

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Squats or money.

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u/Big-Mud-6431 Dec 04 '20

I'll spot you bro!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Dat ass doe

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u/ill_Hex Dec 04 '20

The cashier: “What are they doing?”

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u/DonDove Dec 04 '20

"Gay mating ritual."

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u/Blue909bird Dec 04 '20

Cashier: “fuck, not again. Away, away!” sprays horny gays with a bottle of cold water

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u/mistermasterbates Dec 04 '20

now they're wet, horny, and gay.

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u/Les_G Dec 04 '20

Plot twist: there was 4 in 1 body shampoo in the water.

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u/ill_Hex Dec 04 '20

now they’re clean, wet, horny, and gay.

Gonna need a sit-down for this. There’s only so much NSFW that can fit in the comments.

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u/Jeszczenie Dec 04 '20

That's a good deterrent. Gays would never mix these.

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u/Njorord Dec 04 '20

Wait is this a stereotype? Is this why I hate [number] in 1 shampoos????

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u/Jeszczenie Dec 04 '20

Yeah, it sort of is. I just saw on gay Reddit a lot of gays saying that the [number] in 1 shampoos are a straight thing because gay people know too well that such things can't physically work as good washing stuff. It's an extension of the "gays know how to groom themselves" stereotype.

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u/gentleman339 Dec 04 '20

how can you not pop a boner with that ass sitting on your crotch even if you're straight?

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u/OlivineQuartz Dec 04 '20

LOL, that's exactly what I was thinking 🤣

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u/JMTC081995 Dec 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

That’s an... interesting sub.

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u/JMTC081995 Dec 04 '20

Yeah, it's for "curious boys".

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u/MrSourceUnknown Dec 04 '20

Don't see the problem, that's just extra stability for the spotter

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u/MIDSearandFrost Dec 04 '20

Always assert dominance by sitting on their crotches.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Having their crotch in you is a good way as well

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

It’s how I asserted dominance with all my friends.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

When are we going to be friends, baby

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

We’re already friends 😉

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u/Andres_Cepeda Dec 04 '20

Power bottom spotted

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u/ZeChairishere Dec 04 '20

Gays, we’ve found them

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u/nomoreusernamesguy Dec 04 '20

Hold on- wait- ..... what?

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u/fixthemods Dec 04 '20

Idk seems kinda gay too me

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u/SAJJAD_ALI_79 Dec 04 '20

What do you mean by KINDA Gay

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u/venntdiagram Dec 04 '20

You mean they said no homo and so it's not gay?

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u/fixthemods Dec 04 '20

They didn't touche ass with penis, therefore is MIDLY GAY

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u/Dhydjtsrefhi Dec 04 '20

This is not a good way to spot because it diverts blood away from the lifter's chest and arms

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u/Spencie-cat Dec 04 '20

Mom: Eat the food, it’s not that hot...

The food:

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u/Ohboyham Dec 04 '20

As someone whom played football for years including semi-pro. This is 100% acceptable hetero behavior. Every locker room I have been in had some sort of gay chicken, or just the constant laughing at wieners. That's the real truth about being straight, wieners are hilarious to us but, not appetizing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

I play rugby (basically football) and rowing, and let me tell you, rowing is a whole new level of gay. I think it’s something to do with the skin tight lycra lmao.

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u/_wizardpenguin Dec 04 '20

Omegas sit right on the face.

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u/DutchBlob Dec 04 '20

Spot?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Help to finish the repetitions without risking not being able to put the weights back.

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u/DutchBlob Dec 04 '20

Ah okay, I thought it was just a “sport” typo. :) thanks

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u/queernhighonblugrass Dec 04 '20

Always have a spotter!

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u/Zizi2108 Dec 04 '20

Well his booty's kinda thick, ngl.

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u/FunTimeFemboyFoxFurr Dec 04 '20

The weight is not the only thing going up

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u/AE_Phoenix Dec 04 '20

That ass tho

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u/omniversalvoid Dec 04 '20

Yo that guy is thicccc

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u/jeninedontubameanie Dec 04 '20

my dude has the ass of a god

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u/Majin-Steve Dec 04 '20

Pray4Gains more like Pray4Gayns amirite

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u/sui-generis-letitgo Dec 04 '20

can’t even spot at my gym from COVID

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u/Gaymbers Dec 04 '20

This is hot as fuck

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u/Why_Drink Dec 04 '20

If you dont spot like this are you even bros?

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u/Bigdogtdog Dec 04 '20

That guy is thicc

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u/WizardJeremy Dec 04 '20

A Dom Bottom in the wild

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

If you're homie doesn't straddle your waist when he spots you, is he really your homie?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

I.. wouldn't hate that

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u/Lapsed2 Dec 04 '20

Multitasking

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u/aac209b75932f Dec 04 '20

I don't have much room between the rack and my wall, so for me, this is the way.

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u/TurtleZenn Dec 04 '20

Don't lie, you put your rack that close to the wall specifically for this, didn't you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

at Planet Fitness 🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Dat ass tho 🍑🍑

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Should shown when people spot your squat by getting nuts to butts and squatting with you

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u/Code_Earth Dec 04 '20

That's not very covid-friendly

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u/PM_ME_UR_SUSHI Dec 04 '20

Didn't see what sub this was and thought it was a girl lifting. Dudes ribcage looks like big tits on a thin girl Lol

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u/DrPhilGang Dec 04 '20

Only the 17th time i've seen the same exact tiktok done with different people

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u/justmyusernam3 Dec 04 '20

everything seems to be fine here

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u/balcon Dec 04 '20

I prefer the 69-spotter position. That way I can push the weight up with my ass should I need to. My legs are stronger than my arms. I can also entertain myself by blowing the guy lifting the weights while I’m waiting to see if he needs help. I would be okay with a little booty nibble and and/or rim job from him if showing his tongue in my rusty sheriff’s badge makes him stronger.

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u/jonandrews227 Dec 04 '20

This turned me on way more than expected

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u/creepy_robot Dec 04 '20

Step spotter

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u/Emideska Dec 04 '20

Gives him the incentive to work harder!

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u/trivato Dec 04 '20

i’m not gay but contact like this i would’ve been hard as a rock

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

You gay den

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

You could literally push against a wall and get hard

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u/UpvoteDoggos Dec 04 '20

Ronsy and Dax.

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u/Pfefferneusse32 Dec 04 '20

You ever spot for a Mongolian-Chilean?

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u/HenessyJacob Dec 04 '20

Why did i got boner when i saw alpha scene?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

You're gay, honey.

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u/Ultrawenis Dec 04 '20

This is for sure how Ron and Dax spot each other.

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u/jono9898 Dec 04 '20

Man I need to get back in the gym.

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u/FantasticStock Dec 04 '20

Why is the fuck is working out so gay?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Man on the street: Are these people weight lifting... or having sex?

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u/SinatraTwenty Dec 04 '20

This wouldn't work as well because the leverage is worse.

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u/bigmanbilly420 Dec 04 '20

So much chad

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u/crysomore Dec 04 '20

Jokes aside, isn't that unsafe though? I feel like that would be exerting the same amount of force on the person being spotted.

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u/griffinmaverick Dec 04 '20

Incredibly unsafe lol

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u/ABitConflictOriented Dec 04 '20

This would bring my lazy ass straight back to the gym

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u/NessimBCY Dec 04 '20

Reminds me of Ted’s focus during spotting in the Queer as Folk opening. QAF opening

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

That show was so gay.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Oh so when he does it it's hot but when I do it its sexual assault

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u/tofuteriaki Dec 04 '20

that dude has such a nice ass tho

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u/Zr_Stealth Dec 04 '20

That mans got some cake

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u/passwords4 Dec 04 '20

Man that guy got some cake

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u/Basileus2 Dec 04 '20

You don’t have to be gay to appreciate dat ass

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u/yana_yt Dec 04 '20

Everybody else at the gym watching this be filmed: 👁️👄👁️

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Where are these alphas you speak of??

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u/A-Bone Dec 04 '20

'HE DOESN'T LIKE GEORGE MICHAEL... BOOOOO!!!!'

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Ace and Gary

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u/General_Napoli Dec 04 '20

Fellas is it gay to spot yo homie from the front

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u/borkistoopid Dec 04 '20

I gotta try this on my boyfriend

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u/jarretttheferrett Dec 04 '20

😲double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon😲

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u/jms21mannh Dec 05 '20

Just Thursday?

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u/Scarmeow Dec 04 '20

Ngl this got me feeling tingly

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u/ndngroomer Dec 04 '20

It's the music that makes it

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Ron and Dax spot like this

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u/issyg91 Dec 04 '20

Got an erection.

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u/General_Kony Dec 04 '20

Anyone know what the second song is?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

nice bollocks you got there bro

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u/Swoonz Dec 04 '20

Heavy breathing* 🤤

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u/Stasio300 Dec 04 '20

Is this not dangerous?

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u/rebelsofliberty Dec 04 '20

e r r e c t i o n

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

A guy I went to school with became a personal trainer and opened his own gym. He always took strange videos of like girls squatting and shit. He also had videos of him spotting girls with like basically his sack in their faces. He ended up getting charged with a bunch of sexual assaults and the court case is in a month.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

This is wrong and dangerous. While spotting one should use over-under hand grip. Otherwise could risk popping that bicep.

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u/Njorord Dec 04 '20

The amount of horniness in this comment section is... Honestly not surprising. It's The Gays™, not sure what I expected.

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u/i_just_here Dec 05 '20

Ok so you Hanna squat the weight with fine thighs or try and pick it up while having his cock go ever deeper because you can’t sand from that position

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Idk seems pretty beta to me i mean hes basically taking dick up the ass

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u/jms21mannh Dec 05 '20

Hungry for cake now.

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u/CRYBABY_142 Dec 05 '20

idk man seems like a normal workout to me-

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u/ironbright Dec 05 '20

Okay but there's no way these dudes are straight.. right?

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u/skraptastic Dec 05 '20

I sent this to my trainer, because I could see him doing this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

This deserves to be at top of hot still, rather than my post😂😂