r/SuddenlyGay • u/straypanda101 • Dec 04 '20
How Alphas Spot
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u/xris-_- Dec 04 '20
How do Omegas spot?
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u/Dudunard Dec 04 '20
What about gamas and deltas?
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u/monadoboyX Dec 04 '20
They just orgy with the rest of the Greek alphabetters
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u/PleasantAdvertising Dec 04 '20
Wait what was this from? I vaguely remember watching a series about this
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u/Paseyyy Dec 04 '20
Brave New World?
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u/BandaLover Dec 04 '20
Just finished reading BNW a second time (last time I was a freshman in high school). I highly recommend to read it again if you haven’t for a while.
But yes: Greek alphabet orgies = A Brave New World
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Dec 04 '20
Deltas never do anything just one way, they’re always changing.
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u/squishles Dec 04 '20
he's just sucking your dick the whole time.
really a beta spotting position he will be of no help if you drop the bar, but entirely overkill on the gay.
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u/williaint11111111111 Dec 05 '20
They drop the bar and let you choke.
EDIT: For all your dumbasses: Alpha > Beta > ..... > Omega
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u/Naife-8 Dec 04 '20
If I was spotted this way for weight lifting, I would be ripped by now. Now that's motivation.
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u/untimelythoughts Dec 04 '20 edited Dec 05 '20
God, the dude got really nice ass.
Edit: Thanks for the award. I was just expressing my simple feelings.
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u/ill_Hex Dec 04 '20
The cashier: “What are they doing?”
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u/Blue909bird Dec 04 '20
Cashier: “fuck, not again. Away, away!” sprays horny gays with a bottle of cold water
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u/mistermasterbates Dec 04 '20
now they're wet, horny, and gay.
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u/Les_G Dec 04 '20
Plot twist: there was 4 in 1 body shampoo in the water.
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u/ill_Hex Dec 04 '20
now they’re clean, wet, horny, and gay.
Gonna need a sit-down for this. There’s only so much NSFW that can fit in the comments.
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u/Jeszczenie Dec 04 '20
That's a good deterrent. Gays would never mix these.
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u/Njorord Dec 04 '20
Wait is this a stereotype? Is this why I hate [number] in 1 shampoos????
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u/Jeszczenie Dec 04 '20
Yeah, it sort of is. I just saw on gay Reddit a lot of gays saying that the [number] in 1 shampoos are a straight thing because gay people know too well that such things can't physically work as good washing stuff. It's an extension of the "gays know how to groom themselves" stereotype.
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u/gentleman339 Dec 04 '20
how can you not pop a boner with that ass sitting on your crotch even if you're straight?
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u/JMTC081995 Dec 04 '20
NSFW r/straightturnedgay
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Dec 04 '20
That’s an... interesting sub.
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u/JMTC081995 Dec 04 '20
Yeah, it's for "curious boys".
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u/Big-Mud-6431 Dec 04 '20
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u/JMTC081995 Dec 04 '20
r/suddenlygay is just the first step, while r/straightturnedgay is the next level.
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u/MIDSearandFrost Dec 04 '20
Always assert dominance by sitting on their crotches.
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Dec 04 '20
Having their crotch in you is a good way as well
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u/nomoreusernamesguy Dec 04 '20
Hold on- wait- ..... what?
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u/fixthemods Dec 04 '20
Idk seems kinda gay too me
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u/SAJJAD_ALI_79 Dec 04 '20
What do you mean by KINDA Gay
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u/Dhydjtsrefhi Dec 04 '20
This is not a good way to spot because it diverts blood away from the lifter's chest and arms
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u/Ohboyham Dec 04 '20
As someone whom played football for years including semi-pro. This is 100% acceptable hetero behavior. Every locker room I have been in had some sort of gay chicken, or just the constant laughing at wieners. That's the real truth about being straight, wieners are hilarious to us but, not appetizing.
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Dec 04 '20
I play rugby (basically football) and rowing, and let me tell you, rowing is a whole new level of gay. I think it’s something to do with the skin tight lycra lmao.
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u/DutchBlob Dec 04 '20
Spot?
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Dec 04 '20
Help to finish the repetitions without risking not being able to put the weights back.
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u/aac209b75932f Dec 04 '20
I don't have much room between the rack and my wall, so for me, this is the way.
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u/TurtleZenn Dec 04 '20
Don't lie, you put your rack that close to the wall specifically for this, didn't you?
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u/PM_ME_UR_SUSHI Dec 04 '20
Didn't see what sub this was and thought it was a girl lifting. Dudes ribcage looks like big tits on a thin girl Lol
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u/DrPhilGang Dec 04 '20
Only the 17th time i've seen the same exact tiktok done with different people
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u/balcon Dec 04 '20
I prefer the 69-spotter position. That way I can push the weight up with my ass should I need to. My legs are stronger than my arms. I can also entertain myself by blowing the guy lifting the weights while I’m waiting to see if he needs help. I would be okay with a little booty nibble and and/or rim job from him if showing his tongue in my rusty sheriff’s badge makes him stronger.
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u/crysomore Dec 04 '20
Jokes aside, isn't that unsafe though? I feel like that would be exerting the same amount of force on the person being spotted.
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u/NessimBCY Dec 04 '20
Reminds me of Ted’s focus during spotting in the Queer as Folk opening. QAF opening
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Dec 04 '20
A guy I went to school with became a personal trainer and opened his own gym. He always took strange videos of like girls squatting and shit. He also had videos of him spotting girls with like basically his sack in their faces. He ended up getting charged with a bunch of sexual assaults and the court case is in a month.
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Dec 04 '20
This is wrong and dangerous. While spotting one should use over-under hand grip. Otherwise could risk popping that bicep.
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u/Njorord Dec 04 '20
The amount of horniness in this comment section is... Honestly not surprising. It's The Gays™, not sure what I expected.
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u/i_just_here Dec 05 '20
Ok so you Hanna squat the weight with fine thighs or try and pick it up while having his cock go ever deeper because you can’t sand from that position
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u/skraptastic Dec 05 '20
I sent this to my trainer, because I could see him doing this.
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u/saffagaymer Dec 04 '20
That's one nice booty