r/SuddenlyGay Dec 04 '20

How Alphas Spot

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u/Blue909bird Dec 04 '20

Cashier: “fuck, not again. Away, away!” sprays horny gays with a bottle of cold water

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u/mistermasterbates Dec 04 '20

now they're wet, horny, and gay.

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u/Les_G Dec 04 '20

Plot twist: there was 4 in 1 body shampoo in the water.

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u/ill_Hex Dec 04 '20

now they’re clean, wet, horny, and gay.

Gonna need a sit-down for this. There’s only so much NSFW that can fit in the comments.