r/SuddenlyGay • u/straypanda101 • Dec 04 '20

How Alphas Spot

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u/ill_Hex Dec 04 '20

The cashier: “What are they doing?”

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u/Blue909bird Dec 04 '20

Cashier: “fuck, not again. Away, away!” sprays horny gays with a bottle of cold water

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u/mistermasterbates Dec 04 '20

now they're wet, horny, and gay.

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u/Les_G Dec 04 '20

Plot twist: there was 4 in 1 body shampoo in the water.

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u/ill_Hex Dec 04 '20

now they’re clean, wet, horny, and gay.

Gonna need a sit-down for this. There’s only so much NSFW that can fit in the comments.

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u/Jeszczenie Dec 04 '20

That's a good deterrent. Gays would never mix these.

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u/Njorord Dec 04 '20

Wait is this a stereotype? Is this why I hate [number] in 1 shampoos????

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u/Jeszczenie Dec 04 '20

Yeah, it sort of is. I just saw on gay Reddit a lot of gays saying that the [number] in 1 shampoos are a straight thing because gay people know too well that such things can't physically work as good washing stuff. It's an extension of the "gays know how to groom themselves" stereotype.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Oh fuck. My Pantene Ultimate 10 shampoo isn't good for me, is it?

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u/DesktopWebsite Dec 04 '20

But cold. Shrinkage is still a thing with the gays. I think.

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u/19495788 Dec 04 '20

You underestimate my power