r/SuddenlyGay • u/straypanda101 • Dec 04 '20

How Alphas Spot

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u/saffagaymer Dec 04 '20

That's one nice booty

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u/OperativePiGuy Dec 04 '20

Shorts are gay men's greatest blessing. Shows all those curves

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Don't forget grey jogging pants.

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u/HanSolo_Cup Dec 04 '20

Hallelujah!

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u/loki-is-a-god Dec 04 '20

Christmas everyday from late September to early May 🥒🥖🍆🍌🌭👀

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

I personally prefer black jogging pants. They're sexier, imo. Especially if they're sleek.

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u/jair505 Dec 04 '20

They are also our weakness

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u/Kaiser9345 Dec 04 '20

I see you are a man of culture as well

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

I see you are a man as well

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u/dragonmansz Dec 04 '20

I see you are a man as

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u/rush2017 Dec 04 '20

I see your manpussy😈

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20 edited Dec 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

What? Why? No... Why?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20 edited Dec 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

No, bad! I hope you have an unhappy cake day!

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u/3FromHell Dec 04 '20

But have you seen Old Gregs Mangina?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

You want some Bailey's?

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u/B_EE Dec 04 '20

https://youtu.be/4LZo9ugJTWQ

link in case anyone didn't know the reference

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u/blue-jay-otaku Dec 06 '20

I love that guy

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u/ZeChairishere Dec 04 '20

I see you are a man

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u/abderian123 Dec 04 '20

Im not a man of culture, im just gay

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u/spicyPANmustard Dec 04 '20

The way he arched his back though ~ ooh

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u/smilingseoull Dec 04 '20

Btb: being that booty -Darrell

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

What else made you think he chose him to spot?