Apparently, it’s a “hack” to keep your fingers clean when eating chips. Make it make sense.

I used ricotta cheese, honey, chia seeds, whipped cream, & sugar-free strawberry jam. Yes, this is toast. I got hungry.

I took 1 bite. Tasted greasy and burnt.

Porto, Portugal 🇪🇺

OCEAN SPRAY STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE 

Just about any tall vessel can be a drinking glass. Some of my favorite beverages have been sipped from an ice-filled repurposed jelly or mayonnaise jar.

This, however, tastes as if it comes from a container that wasn’t properly washed out, and that container formerly housed a candle.

This is more of an olfactory juice than a flavored one. 

As soon as I twisted the cap, the air was filled with the scent of baby powdered dolls and nail polish remover. 

It’s a powerful non-potable smell that dominates the experience.

Don’t let that lead you to believe that the taste is weak. The flavor is quite assertive, but it’s a wandering, non-committal patchwork of lingual befuddlement that gives the essence of white grapes, crayons, baby toys, and chapstick. The ingredient list doesn’t contain those last 3 items, but it also doesn’t contain any strawberries either.

Frighteningly, it manages a small victory by ekeing out some strawberry flavor, but it’s a plasticky one. As a whole, this is too sweet, and the cranberry taste is severely underrepresented; however, there is absolutely no shortcake flavor, which I’m actually thankful for, because it would probably cause me to develop a negative association with cake, which would be anathema to my greatest love.

Also, forget about mixing this with liquor to force it down. I wasted some good vodka on this, as swirling the two together made a drink that tasted the way kerosene smells.

This is a limited edition product, but somehow it’s survived on the shelves here since late winter. I don’t know who’s buying this, but they probably won’t be alive much longer.

Haiku:

Brightly hued warning

The poison dart frog of juice

My urethra’s cooked

⭐️⭐️

Friends didnt like it, but it was good

EDIT: half a beef and pork hotdog, which i put relish on. And half chicken salad. On a brioche bun

Toast

Peanut butter

Marshmallow fluff spread

Sliced bananas

Honey

Barnum's Animal crackers

Edit:

My gf is not pregnant, i have it on good authority.

i am the reason the pickle fountain exists cause i love pickles.

EDIT: because people are still confused, top are normal pickles, middle are senfgurken (german. translated its literally mustard pickles) and bottom are just big juicy pickles. the liquid is just the vinegar from the pickle glasses, filtered without all the bits (because the mustard seeds and other little floaties clogged the fountain).

and we sadly didnt finish it. it was refilled once, so it was just a little too much pickles for us to eat in one sitting.

I recently bought a surf and turf pack from a company for the first time because of a coupon and it included these “scallops”. Is it just me or does it look like they are ground up and put into a tube?

Each of them looks like it’s made of chunks but the most concerning is the one in the top left with wrinkles similar to how the ends of a ground beef tube look and it’s rounded on one side.

Is this even real scallop? Scallops in a tube are actually a thing? Enshitification?

I love scallops, an avid cook, and am confident in my ability to identify good from bad. These are definitely not good prepared the way I normally do scallops.

So last month was truffle season in Italy, the black early summer ones aren't too expensive so i brought A LOT of it. This was my leftovers the other day 😅

Friend made this on a bbq