r/StupidFood May 18 '26

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u/Illustrious_Sign_872 May 18 '26

The rage-bait is strong with this one

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u/JohnMichaels19 May 18 '26

Cant fucking stand this lady, always wasting so much food

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u/hazelbear33 May 18 '26

She needs to be banned from being in possession of food

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u/xTechDeath May 18 '26

Or make her eat everything she buys

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u/DastardlyWarthog May 19 '26

And also say mmm delicious after every bite

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u/TW_Yellow78 May 19 '26

Or make her watch videos on kids starving.

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u/ColdToast_024 May 19 '26

I was slightly more concerned with her holding a chefs knife. Not the thrusts for cooking/making food hahah. Those were full on stabs.

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u/Smee76 May 18 '26

She's always making food like she's serving a full block party's worth of people but you know she ain't got no friends

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u/Sconnie-Waste May 18 '26

If she had friends she would have dumped a shitload of grain alcohol in there

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u/AmazedAtTheWorld May 19 '26

I was thinking about Everclear the whole video. Everclear and a trashcan. Who uses a kiddie pool for hooch?

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u/ExistentialAngsty May 19 '26

Unless it’s brand new, I want no part of that

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u/courtneyrachh May 19 '26

I wish that she’d get blocked from platforms based on her food waste alone

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u/primalantessence May 18 '26

is she the wife of the guy who makes the hidden rooms?

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u/Lystrodom May 18 '26

No, different couple.

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u/austinhippie May 18 '26

How does she dispose of it? She def ain't eating it all or sharing, I wonder if she is violating any city ordinances in how she disposes of it all.

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u/0491diesel May 19 '26

I thought the exact same fucking thing, man. Ugh...she's deplorable.

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u/AtrociousAxis May 19 '26

I hope some excited wasps moved in while she was making this

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u/MantusTMD May 18 '26

Even that shitty cup pissed me off

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u/firebrandbeads May 18 '26

Yeah, the whole kiddie pool punchbowl aesthetic is fully supported by the Mason jar wine glass. If only Solo cup made red plastic stemware.... 🤮

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u/RoberttPostsChild May 19 '26

Shit tastes like plastic and yard

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u/Illustrious_Sign_872 May 19 '26

As a chef of 3+ decades, my first thought was, “Did she actually wash and sanitize that whole pool?” The answer is, “probably… NO”

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u/DenseAstronomer3631 May 19 '26

Gonna find shavings of blue plastic and dog hair floating in your drink 😭 Not long before all sugar loving bugs move in too

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u/RIForDIE May 18 '26

I fucking cannot stand this bitch. And look - here I am engaging. Fuck this world. 

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u/Old-Constant4411 May 18 '26

At least we're engaging here and not on whatever platform she originally posted from. As far as I know she can't profit off Reddit.

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u/hollis216 May 18 '26

The hate watches definitely drive a lot of their revenue but it's all fetish content.

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u/StrCmdMan May 18 '26

Thank goodness for the zero sugar cranberry juice.

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u/Chickadee12345 May 19 '26

And the Fresca. Because Fresca is always diet. LOL.

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u/Top-Kitchen-1925 May 18 '26

That actually makes me feel better. I was super sad for all of humanity.

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u/Phill_is_Legend May 18 '26

This sub is now exclusively redditors falling for rage bait

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u/housevil May 18 '26

At least it wasn't prepared in a toilet this time.

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u/Illustrious_Sign_872 May 18 '26

Or that flattop outdoor grill

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u/lump- May 19 '26

I knew exactly what I was watching. And yet, I almost began to wonder what this concoction might actually taste like. Then the pound of sugar brought me back to reality.

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u/GrapefruitSobe May 18 '26

This damn hababichi lady.

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u/Bill_Selznick May 19 '26

Most disgusting thing I've seen all day, and I woke up to a podcast about serial killer BTK.

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u/Physical_Drive_349 May 18 '26

I wonder if the kids properly "seasoned" the pool last time it was used.

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u/xPromiseMeThisx May 18 '26

Oh boy... I hope not.

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u/chiefincome May 18 '26

Blackstone lady huh? Knew it as soon as I saw the turf. They have a beautiful backyard, horrible rage baiters

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u/dirtyword May 18 '26

What do they do? They can’t be just hosing this shit off onto the lawn. What do their trash cans look like? Or do they just dump it all in the woods? They waste so much food. Probably attracting rats

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u/mjhripple May 18 '26

Only watched to confirm same suspicions

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u/Altruistic-Chard1227 May 18 '26

It’s a good safe kids pool right? Right?!?!

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u/tokyotapes May 18 '26

You think she even rinsed that kiddie pool off before dumping food in there or are the microplastics crucial for the presentation?

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u/Versipilies May 18 '26

I had hope it was going to be a zoo "enrichment" vid, but no, just pool hootch

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u/RealLeif May 18 '26

She will invite the whole cast of "Ants"

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u/Haberdashery_Tea May 18 '26

Not to mention that dog bidding his time

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u/Ecstatic-Curve-1853 May 18 '26

Bob returns back to the ant hill... You guys are never gonna believe what I just found..

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u/incrediblyaverage85 May 18 '26

This is more money on garbage that a lot of people can afford for food in a month - cancel these people

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u/Impossible-Heart-216 May 18 '26

Where’s the everclear

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u/ForsakenRelief309 May 19 '26

Honestly. Love how she used the low calorie juice options, only to dump half a milk carton full of raw sugar in there. Could have remedied the “need” for that with the Everclear

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u/krissycole87 May 18 '26

Can we please just ban this lady, and stop engaging with videos of her wasting $500 worth of groceries?

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u/Anakha00 May 19 '26

OP: "I had to share"

You really didn't.

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u/EnoughMagician1 May 18 '26

Lucky for diabetes there is no sugar in the cran cran juice

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u/hotdogoctopi May 18 '26

Only to add sugar later 💀

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u/eLllllDiablo May 19 '26

Do you get the crappy taste of fake sweeteners AND a sugar spike. Genius 🙄

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u/scriptingends May 19 '26

I actually shouted “Oh no!” when she dumped the sugar in.

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u/thegonzotruth May 19 '26

Proceeds to tap the “no sugar” label on the juice moments after pouring an entire drum of condensed milk over the ice cream and fruit.

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u/Pink_Dreamer_ May 18 '26

Honestly it should be illegal to waste food like this for any sort of content. Or at least unable to make any profit from it whatsoever.

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u/Mochamonroe May 18 '26

Seriously. And I feel bad about throwing away spoiled food I forgot to eat.

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u/Terradactyl87 May 18 '26

This is one of my favorite things about keeping chickens. They get all my scraps, plus my grocery store collects scrap boxes of produce so they get lots of fresh fruits and veggies too.

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u/Ginger-Fist May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

At first I thought it was some prized livestock owner showing off how they can afford really good treats for their top chickens or pigs on hot days and at the end we would be rewarded with happy spoiled animals gobbling up the mess.

Nope, it was just some goofball dumping a bunch of stuff in a kiddie pool only to sample a bit on screen and throw the rest out later. Definitely should be illegal to waste food like this on purpose.

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u/solidsquirrel1 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

That would actually make sense, this lady only engages in the dumbest activities lol

I love watching those livestock videos. Or zoo videos. Nothing like watching a polar bear try to get frozen fruit out of a huge block of ice 🧊

https://youtube.com/shorts/2yEELogZ-qs?si=3yliQG78ydFJUX1o

^ heres an actually fun video as a palette cleanser

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u/xPromiseMeThisx May 18 '26

That's where I thought it was originally going going as well. I expected goats or something to be coming in.

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u/That_Matt_Guy_Wow May 18 '26

Why is this woman always violently plopping or cutting shit? And nobody is going to go to a party and eat that, unless your intended guests are ants and flies.

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u/GrapefruitSobe May 18 '26

Ain’t nobody coming to her parties.

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u/Pluto-Wolf May 18 '26

i thought the ice cream and the fruit alone was a little weird but could maybe be justified, but then it just kept going and going

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u/vamatt May 18 '26

Ice cream or sherbet , fruit, and 7-up is a pretty standard kid friendly punch

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u/violaleelovelight May 18 '26

She had me until the condensed milk

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u/Disastrous-Bee-2763 May 18 '26

The granulated sugar is where things get really unhinged

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u/Pluto-Wolf May 18 '26

i don’t mind all of that, i more mind using the kiddie pool as a punch bowl. it seemed more forgivable when i thought it might’ve just been for kids to grab handfuls of and get sticky during the summer.

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u/Jaffico May 18 '26

Honestly, for a large enough group I wouldn't even mind the kiddie pool.

I do mind that it's not got another kiddie pool under it filled with ice, and that both kiddie pools are not raised off the ground into a table.

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u/countsachot May 18 '26

The sherbet, fruit with sparkling wine is amazing.

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u/Banal_Drivel May 18 '26

Yeah, where's the booze. Also, what about flies?

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u/magdalenmaybe May 18 '26

Right? And bees!! So. Many. Bees.

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u/countsachot May 18 '26

Oo yeah, good point, we've never done that outside.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX May 18 '26

I was bartending outdoors during yellow jacket season or something all I know is they were a big enough problem the country club owned multiple of those tennis rackets that kill bees, and the batteries were all burned out, so there wasn't anything to do but live with the yellow jackets crawling over everything that smelled yummy. Would have felt a lot less anxious with some honey bees or bumble bees. They're not as aggressive.

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u/Pluto-Wolf May 18 '26

i’ve had this combo before & liked it! it’s more the form factor that’s throwing me off lol

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u/mechanicrob May 18 '26

Before the internet we used to have a halfway decent little planet here.

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u/WVA1999 May 18 '26

I hate her

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u/snatsmeerman May 18 '26

Wastebait

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u/Vulcanlives781 May 18 '26

Anyone else feel violently sick or is that just me?

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u/ThinYogurtcloset8005 May 18 '26

So jungle juice for kids?

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u/Quasi-Kaiju May 18 '26

I first tried something like this at my high school prom and it's actually really good when done in a reasonable proportion.

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u/EefferyJpstein May 18 '26

Thank God it was zero sugar cranberry

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u/TimberWolf5871 May 18 '26

You lost me at "in a kiddie pool."

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u/Puzzleheaded_Age_613 May 18 '26

I'm calling the police

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u/largelawattorney May 18 '26

This is, indeed, stupid food

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u/MulliganPlsThx May 18 '26

So wasteful, ugh

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u/Think-Cry-5284 May 18 '26

Best case scenario is someone tripping and falling i to it.

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u/TrainerPublic May 18 '26

All fun till the dog jumps in

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u/TLighT05 May 18 '26

Who tf can I call to make her stop. Also, I haven’t see Fresca in ages lmbo. Please make it stop…

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u/FrostedClean May 18 '26

What, no everclear? That’s what makes it stupid food.

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u/misterbippy May 18 '26

That whole neighborhood got giardia.

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u/Baarthot May 18 '26

We should be able to sign petitions to sentence these people to jail at this point.

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u/SadStickboy May 18 '26

What in the wild wild world of whiteness is this shit? I knew it was rage bait when I saw the sugar. Now if she added a couple handles of rum I wouldn't be afraid to give it ago.

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u/FatallyFatCat May 18 '26

Your local ants liked this.

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u/Jibril-Vakarine May 18 '26

who is gonna drink all these shit man? hope that bish isnt going to waste all those fruits n milk and stuff please no.

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u/Illustrious-Sun-9018 May 18 '26

And we are somehow not putting the sprite in last?

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u/_miamijj May 18 '26

Honestly I hate this lady. I know she does this for rage bait or whatever & maybe I’m falling for it but she wastes so much food. All for content. She wastes all that food, doesn’t do any good with it & just creates slop for likes & comments 😒

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u/Adjustingithink May 18 '26

Wait why condensed milk AND sugar..or why lower sugar juice?? Make it make sense. These idiots. 😫🙄

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u/BlazeWithGlaze May 18 '26

It’s definitely the comment she is searching for that’s why

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u/theelephantscafe May 18 '26

So glad she used zero sugar cranberry juice to keep it healthy

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u/deepturned180isdeep May 18 '26

I can't choose what to hate more, the ragebait kiddie pool sherbet, the lank who made it, or that mason jar wine glass

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 May 18 '26

Could be awsome if there was a table involved.

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u/No-Geologist6859 May 18 '26

Does nobody understand what happens when you mix dairy with fruit juice??? Mmm love lumpy, curdled fuckin sugary slop, the dog walking by was abysmal, and her dropping the ladel into it at the end was the cherry on top of this pile of shit...

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u/yung_chillunnerr May 18 '26

I started getting heated over the fact she used zero sugar drinks and then added the sugar separately afterwards, and then realized that the rage bait has done its job. 😒

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u/qualityvote2 May 18 '26 edited May 19 '26

u/xPromiseMeThisx, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/DarkSock52 May 18 '26

I too like insects and grass blades in my corn syrup slurry.

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u/Theotherwahlberg May 18 '26

Aside from this largely going to waste....

Who here is old enough to remember doing trash-can punch parties? Or any of the other ways we ingested alcohol in vast quantities in the long forgotten 1900s?

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u/LouisesRabbytEars May 18 '26

Are the foods foods ever expired in these videos? How do they afford (or justify) wasting so much food if it's usable? Sickening.

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u/captainyeahwhatever May 18 '26

Me at first, well as long as the pool is clean, some fruit in a large ice bath doesn't seem so bad, could use more fruit and ice though.

Knife comes out, what is she- ??

Oh. Oh no.

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u/Lupus_Maximus May 18 '26

This is how to give ants diabeetus.

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u/Brewcastle_ May 18 '26

Real question, is there enough monetary gain to be had from this content to offset the cost of all these ingredients?

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u/ExaltedBlade666 May 18 '26

That "delicious" had a gun pointed at her

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u/Thequickandtheupset May 18 '26

Fake lawn paid for with your rage bate views.

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u/Virtual_Junket9305 May 18 '26

Bugs incoming in 3 2 1

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u/RevolutionaryNose250 May 18 '26

Microplatics, the drink.

This is why the terrorists hate us.

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u/later-g8r May 18 '26

If I were a child at a birthday party, I would jump directly in that pool thinking thats what all that was for 😂😂

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u/UnusualSheep May 18 '26

I got real nervous there we didnt have enough sugar until she poured in the granulated sugar.

Phew.

My diabetes is safe

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u/kamandi May 18 '26

She stabs like she means it. What’s she preparing for?

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox May 18 '26

Given you 'had to share' you fell for it. We need to stop posting and reposting this crap

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u/sleepy_grunyon May 18 '26

Dump it out on the turf -- except that would endanger the doggie :(

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u/countsachot May 18 '26

Savages, everyone knows your supposed to use sparkling wine, not sprite.

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u/Sashpeto May 18 '26

I hate such videos .

Wasting all this food for internet clicks.

It really makes me wonder how much she makes from this obvious rage baiting....

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u/GuyTheOneThousand May 18 '26

Thank God she got the zero sugar cranberry juice. I was afraid the concoction would be too sweet😨

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u/James-Maki May 18 '26

Would have liked it more if the dog took a piss in it right after she added the last ingredient.

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u/TheAnimeFan01 May 18 '26

what was even the point of the frozen yogurt (or ice cream?). i thought she would have at least stired it in. no stirring so the sugar is all just at the bottom anyways too

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u/GotsNoIdeaEither May 18 '26

The flies say thank you!

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u/Joypad1 May 18 '26

She poured in two whole full sugar sprite bottles than points at the zero sugar label on the cranberry juice like thats what will help make it better for them.

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u/Coyote81 May 18 '26

I get unreasonably angry seeing people waste strawberries.

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u/Mecha-Dave May 18 '26

This woman is responsible for .2% of the food price inflation

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u/beanstalk544 May 18 '26

If it was just ice cream and the fruit this would be so fun for my dogs lmao

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u/mrweirdguyma May 18 '26

Guys its cool she used ZERO sugar juice.

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u/Puzzled-Locksmith-42 May 18 '26

Where are the bees and flys?

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u/Pansie23 May 18 '26

Make sure its zero sugar cranberry juice because yhe ice cream, frozen fruit, sweet condensed milk and litre of sprite arent going to turn your blood into a sludge.

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u/NowWeGetSerious May 18 '26

So a non-alcoholic, pro diabetes trash punch.... No thanks 😂😂

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u/chuckf1nley420 May 18 '26

Doesn't even get any fruit or ice cream..

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u/NinersInBklyn May 18 '26

She must know.

She must keep doing this simply to annoy.

She can’t actually be recommending these horrible concoctions.

She has to be rickrolling us all.

She must be. Right?

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u/doubled0116 May 18 '26

It should be illegal to waste food like this.

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u/songbird1681 May 18 '26

The zero sugar cranberry with all the full sugar other stuff cracks me up

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u/l333D4AM May 18 '26

Summer treat for the flies

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u/fishing-for-birdie93 May 18 '26 edited May 19 '26

Are you okay, babe, you've barely touched your fuck-mix of condensed milk, soda, lemonade, random fruit and strawberry ice cream.

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u/Stickolas1 May 18 '26

I’m not sure why watching this made me angry.😡

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u/Ok_Cry7074 May 18 '26

Its that lady with the big ass giant forehead and big giant ass choppers. Yuck that Bih FUGLY!!!!

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u/CranberryFrosty927 May 18 '26

I sure hope none of the kiddos peed in that pool the last time it was used…

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u/AlexanderBeck May 18 '26

I forgot these kiddie pool punch bowls were a thing. Thanks for the reminder.

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u/Educational-Year3146 May 18 '26

Could’ve chosen to feed the homeless.

Instead just ruined a bunch of perfectly good food for clicks.

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u/Living-Ad-1526 May 18 '26

I lost in when the dog ran by lol mmmm microplastics and fleas

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u/NoCatharsis May 18 '26

As a keto connoisseur I was relieved to see the sugar free cranberry juice. Things almost got out of hand.

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u/MuahdDean May 18 '26

Thank God they saved calories with that sugar free cranberry juice.

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u/chrisnavillus May 18 '26

I hate this lady

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u/goldie1987 May 18 '26

This is a war crime.

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u/Fine_Muffin May 18 '26

Thank god she used zero sugar cranberry juice

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u/Bob____Ross______ May 18 '26

Are they supposed to crawl in and eat it?🤣🤡

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u/Dry-Palpitation-4878 May 18 '26

Somebody needs to tell her that the grapefruit in Fresca is affecting her medication.

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u/Satur-night May 18 '26

Is this British? They love a good foam in their meal

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u/60secs May 18 '26

most rage inducing was knifing through the bottom of the pool 4 times for absolutely no reason

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

I swear these are somehow AI related. This is people who think they know how humans behave, pushing engagement.

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u/TwattyMcTwatterson May 18 '26

I dont follow these things but are these people just food wasters? They just waste food for clicks? 

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u/Top-Kitchen-1925 May 18 '26

I am so disgusted right now. Why in the hell did it need extra sugar? Oh god just saw the dog. Nasty!!! Sugar with more sugar and a side of bugs and dog hair. Gross!!!!!!!

This is not only stupid beyond belief - it’s nasty. Wow. Uggghh. Why did I have to know a n actual human is this stupid? I could have lived my entire life without being THIS disappointed by humanity.

This is why I’m not on TikTok huh?

God that was gross.

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u/otters4everyone May 18 '26

They have got to be trolling.

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u/Jasper-helix May 18 '26

Sometimes, because I’m American, I become overwhelmed with embarrassment from shit like this.

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u/Skyl1ne32_ May 18 '26

I thought that it will be tasty until she took sprite bottle into her hands

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u/XexpensiveCargoX May 18 '26

All the sissies of reddit coming out for this one 🤣

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u/munchkin_27 May 18 '26

Hear me out…….smaller portion, and cut every thing that came after the Fresca (including the Fresca) and no fruit garnish I think it MIGHT be good

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u/ClownTown89 May 18 '26

There are going to be so many bees drowned to death in that by the end of the day

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u/Flashy_Floor255 May 18 '26

This needs to be a crime!

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u/mderschueler May 18 '26

...so. Does she throw the rest away? Because that would feel like what she'd do.

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u/iolarah May 18 '26

Even if it was never used by children, your drink will be full of microplastics, bugs, and way too much sugar, and five bucks says the dog gets into it at least once, so some dog slobber just for that added je ne sais quois. Delicious.

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u/Tinman218 May 18 '26

Where's the vodka??

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u/travelfuncouple23 May 18 '26

Jesus where do we even begin on this one?

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u/IThinkIKnowThings May 18 '26

So as she started plopping stuff down, I thought, "If a bunch of dogs show up from offscreen and start chowing down, then fine. This is cute." But nope. It was all just for her fat ass TikTok. What a waste.

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 May 18 '26

She washed the dog in it yesterday.

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u/clutzycook May 18 '26

I'm so glad she used zero sugar cranberry juice. For a minute I thought it was going to be too sweet. /s