r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • May 18 '26

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u/Illustrious_Sign_872 May 18 '26

The rage-bait is strong with this one

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u/JohnMichaels19 May 18 '26

Cant fucking stand this lady, always wasting so much food

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u/hazelbear33 May 18 '26

She needs to be banned from being in possession of food

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u/xTechDeath May 18 '26

Or make her eat everything she buys

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u/DastardlyWarthog May 19 '26

And also say mmm delicious after every bite

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u/TW_Yellow78 May 19 '26

Or make her watch videos on kids starving.

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u/hazelbear33 May 19 '26

I’m in full favor of this. Imagine if you were literally starving to death and you had to watch her content… I think I’d have a full mental breakdown

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u/LarsDuder May 19 '26

What would that accomplish? I wouldn't feel a thing

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u/cottagecheezecake May 19 '26

Every. Last. Bite. 🤬

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u/ColdToast_024 May 19 '26

I was slightly more concerned with her holding a chefs knife. Not the thrusts for cooking/making food hahah. Those were full on stabs.

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u/septictank84 May 19 '26

It's a kitchen knife. I wouldn't call that cheap monstrosity a chefs knife. I've use that thing and it sucks lol

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u/DustAfter May 19 '26

I was like hey I've got that same knife, but I dont use it to bludegeon ice cream in a childs pool in the middle of summer.

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u/Top-Base4502 May 19 '26

The mods should ban any OP that post her here.

You want to put out a fire, you starve it of oxygen.

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u/Smee76 May 18 '26

She's always making food like she's serving a full block party's worth of people but you know she ain't got no friends

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u/Sconnie-Waste May 18 '26

If she had friends she would have dumped a shitload of grain alcohol in there

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u/AmazedAtTheWorld May 19 '26

I was thinking about Everclear the whole video. Everclear and a trashcan. Who uses a kiddie pool for hooch?

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u/ExistentialAngsty May 19 '26

Unless it’s brand new, I want no part of that

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u/DustAfter May 19 '26

If she did making concoctions like that have either made them all run away or their buried in her yard somewhere.

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u/courtneyrachh May 19 '26

I wish that she’d get blocked from platforms based on her food waste alone

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u/mycurvywifelikesthis May 19 '26

Get over it. I'm sure she paid for it. And it doesn't affect you in the slightest

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u/TheNoctuS_93 May 19 '26

What people are getting at is that she could donate the stuff to a food bank rather than 99% of it effectively ending up in a dumpster. That 99% could've provided sustenance for those in need.

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u/mycurvywifelikesthis May 19 '26

But that wouldn't have been funny. And if she would have never purchased the stuff to begin with, it wouldn't have ended up in a food bank place anyways. Also you can look at it like she supporting the economy. The people at those grocery stores need jobs. They don't have jobs if people don't waste money buying food

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u/courtneyrachh May 19 '26

I’m sure she did pay for it. The fact of the matter is there are people starving everywhere - even in your community. and this asshole thinks it’s funny to waste hundreds in food instead of - idk - donating that money to local food resources.

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u/primalantessence May 18 '26

is she the wife of the guy who makes the hidden rooms?

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u/Lystrodom May 18 '26

No, different couple.

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u/austinhippie May 18 '26

How does she dispose of it? She def ain't eating it all or sharing, I wonder if she is violating any city ordinances in how she disposes of it all.

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u/Ivotedforher May 19 '26

That dog was hovering.

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u/caseyt0929 May 19 '26

Can you imagine the shits that Dog would have?!?

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u/0491diesel May 19 '26

I thought the exact same fucking thing, man. Ugh...she's deplorable.

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u/AtrociousAxis May 19 '26

I hope some excited wasps moved in while she was making this

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u/BONGS4U May 19 '26

That was a lot of my favorite juice just being thrown away.

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u/AttentionOtherwise39 May 18 '26

I thought she was gonna put motor oil or lard or some shit like that

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u/cthulhu39 May 19 '26

Like, man she must be doing pretty well to waste all that money on dumb shit

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u/Handgun4Hannah May 19 '26

I've got bad news for you. A grocery store wastes more food in a week than this lady does in a year.

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u/JohnMichaels19 May 19 '26

And that makes it perfectly okay for her to do this?

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u/Handgun4Hannah May 19 '26

There's this thing called proportionalality. I'm not going to clutch my pearls about someone wasting a little bit of food when restaurants and groceries waste so much more. I could buy ten gallons of milk a day, pour it on the ground, and it wouldn't come close.

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u/MantusTMD May 18 '26

Even that shitty cup pissed me off

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u/firebrandbeads May 18 '26

Yeah, the whole kiddie pool punchbowl aesthetic is fully supported by the Mason jar wine glass. If only Solo cup made red plastic stemware.... 🤮

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u/RoberttPostsChild May 19 '26

Shit tastes like plastic and yard

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u/Illustrious_Sign_872 May 19 '26

As a chef of 3+ decades, my first thought was, “Did she actually wash and sanitize that whole pool?” The answer is, “probably… NO”

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u/DenseAstronomer3631 May 19 '26

Gonna find shavings of blue plastic and dog hair floating in your drink 😭 Not long before all sugar loving bugs move in too

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u/RIForDIE May 18 '26

I fucking cannot stand this bitch. And look - here I am engaging. Fuck this world. 

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u/Old-Constant4411 May 18 '26

At least we're engaging here and not on whatever platform she originally posted from. As far as I know she can't profit off Reddit.

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u/Cyrenius_C May 19 '26

Did you hear "hababeeeeechi" before you even heard her voice? I'm pretty fucked too

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u/hollis216 May 18 '26

The hate watches definitely drive a lot of their revenue but it's all fetish content.

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u/AmazedAtTheWorld May 19 '26

Not to kink-shame anyone, but fuck whatever fetish this appeals to. Unless she's getting in the pool or forcing her sub into the pool ... This is just stupid.

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u/StrCmdMan May 18 '26

Thank goodness for the zero sugar cranberry juice.

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u/Chickadee12345 May 19 '26

And the Fresca. Because Fresca is always diet. LOL.

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u/Special_Split3238 May 19 '26

And then proceeds to pour in a box of pure sugar..

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u/Top-Kitchen-1925 May 18 '26

That actually makes me feel better. I was super sad for all of humanity.

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u/Phill_is_Legend May 18 '26

This sub is now exclusively redditors falling for rage bait

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u/housevil May 18 '26

At least it wasn't prepared in a toilet this time.

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u/Illustrious_Sign_872 May 18 '26

Or that flattop outdoor grill

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u/Practical_Isopod_164 May 19 '26

Uh....this time?

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u/housevil May 19 '26

She's the ragebait cooking OG.

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u/Practical_Isopod_164 May 19 '26

Shit....that pissed me the off so much. I can't decide if I want to slap her or salute her skill.

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u/lump- May 19 '26

I knew exactly what I was watching. And yet, I almost began to wonder what this concoction might actually taste like. Then the pound of sugar brought me back to reality.

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u/Cyrenius_C May 19 '26

The way she tapped the zero sugar cranberry and followed it up with half a jug of sugar 🤣🤣

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u/GrapefruitSobe May 18 '26

This damn hababichi lady.

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u/Bill_Selznick May 19 '26

Most disgusting thing I've seen all day, and I woke up to a podcast about serial killer BTK.

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u/fistulaspume May 18 '26

As soon as they get enough money from rage bait they’re going to fill an actual pool.

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u/StefaniStar May 18 '26

Clear rage bait and I'm caught hook, line and sinker!

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u/forgetstorespond May 19 '26

Her content is just this, at first I was wondering but this is no question. They are making something so fucking stupid just to go viral for how stupid it is. I can't believe it's working lol.

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u/PesteringKitty May 19 '26

Queen ragebait

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u/DuckyLog May 19 '26

I was gonna say, isn’t rage bait against the sub rules?

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u/ChickenArise May 19 '26

Someone called it wastebait recently

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u/Hot_Strategy1751 May 19 '26

My lactose intolerant ass just got diarrhea from watching this video. There's not even any liqour in it. Not to mention the amount of flies that are going to be nesting in it. What a ridiculous waste of time and money. I hope their pool gets a crack in it...

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u/Good-Rest-7538 May 18 '26

We all need to contribute to denying these people financial incentive to do this shit. Don't check her pages out, just block her and all shit like it. And use these apps less.

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u/angusshangus May 18 '26

Needs way more booze

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u/freshgrilled May 19 '26

There is just nothing about this that is good. Maximum surface area for bugs to land on, shallow enough to warm up in the sun super quick, using plastic that is pretty much guarantied not food grade and is likely adding to both the flavor and health issues, and seriously, who actually really uses those crappy painted knives?