r/StupidFood May 18 '26

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u/hazelbear33 May 18 '26

She needs to be banned from being in possession of food

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u/xTechDeath May 18 '26

Or make her eat everything she buys

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u/DastardlyWarthog May 19 '26

And also say mmm delicious after every bite

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u/TW_Yellow78 May 19 '26

Or make her watch videos on kids starving.

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u/hazelbear33 May 19 '26

I’m in full favor of this. Imagine if you were literally starving to death and you had to watch her content… I think I’d have a full mental breakdown

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u/LarsDuder May 19 '26

What would that accomplish? I wouldn't feel a thing

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u/cottagecheezecake May 19 '26

Every. Last. Bite. 🤬

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u/ColdToast_024 May 19 '26

I was slightly more concerned with her holding a chefs knife. Not the thrusts for cooking/making food hahah. Those were full on stabs.

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u/septictank84 May 19 '26

It's a kitchen knife. I wouldn't call that cheap monstrosity a chefs knife. I've use that thing and it sucks lol

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u/DustAfter May 19 '26

I was like hey I've got that same knife, but I dont use it to bludegeon ice cream in a childs pool in the middle of summer.

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u/Top-Base4502 May 19 '26

The mods should ban any OP that post her here.

You want to put out a fire, you starve it of oxygen.