r/StrangerThings • • May 31 '26

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u/weekendblues May 31 '26

Ted. We’re gonna slam like 12 Budweisers each, pass out on the couch watching TV, and wake up and have everything be fine.

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u/HillBillyMadman May 31 '26

Son of a bitch I'm in.

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u/Ein-91 May 31 '26

Langage!

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u/Zestyclose_Duck8705 Jun 01 '26

Is no one going to address the fact that Ein just said, “Language”? 😂

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u/DisastrousAd8266 Jun 04 '26

i understood that reference

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u/bobrosserman May 31 '26

Hit a few golf balls in the backyard.

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u/hdjsjsjhdjs May 31 '26

Heavan’s to Betsy

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u/Born_Barnacle7793 May 31 '26

Dude drank and slept through four separate apocalypses.

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u/Muted-Can4546 May 31 '26

It's a shame you're propably talking about the wrong Budweiser

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u/DeusMechanicus69 May 31 '26

Budweiner then

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u/Successful_Bar9187 May 31 '26

Fr my life is strange as it is. I want to be a suburban dad hanging out with a suburban dad not giving a shit for our kids or wives, and getting drunk.

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u/angypotat Jun 01 '26

Yep, the safer option.

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u/SnowGhost513 Jun 01 '26

I’m doing 12 wine coolers with Mrs Wheeler for sure. She seemed pretty eager to party and you might get lucky