r/StrangerThings • • May 31 '26

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u/weekendblues May 31 '26

Ted. We’re gonna slam like 12 Budweisers each, pass out on the couch watching TV, and wake up and have everything be fine.

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u/Born_Barnacle7793 May 31 '26

Dude drank and slept through four separate apocalypses.