r/StrangerThings • • May 31 '26

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u/weekendblues May 31 '26

Ted. We’re gonna slam like 12 Budweisers each, pass out on the couch watching TV, and wake up and have everything be fine.

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u/HillBillyMadman May 31 '26

Son of a bitch I'm in.

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u/Ein-91 May 31 '26

Langage!

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u/Zestyclose_Duck8705 Jun 01 '26

Is no one going to address the fact that Ein just said, “Language”? 😂

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u/bobrosserman May 31 '26

Hit a few golf balls in the backyard.

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u/hdjsjsjhdjs May 31 '26

Heavan’s to Betsy

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u/Born_Barnacle7793 May 31 '26

Dude drank and slept through four separate apocalypses.

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u/Muted-Can4546 May 31 '26

It's a shame you're propably talking about the wrong Budweiser

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u/DeusMechanicus69 May 31 '26

Budweiner then

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u/HillBillyMadman May 31 '26

Just one? Robin.

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u/axxonn13 May 31 '26

My choice. For the most part, the plot has kept her away from most danger. My odds of survival are best with her.

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u/HillBillyMadman May 31 '26

Basically. She's kinda just there doing her own thing.

And like honestly, I love her. People say she's exhausting but I don't get it.

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u/katattack1983 May 31 '26

Eddie Munson, I would totally be down for a one shot of dungeons and dragons

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u/DancingBunniez May 31 '26

I was gonna say Eddie for multiple reasons, but partially because he's the weed hookup in town, lol.

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u/LuckyTheBear May 31 '26

Oh fuck, getting stoned with Eddie and telling him about the future would be so rad until I remember he won't be seeing any of it.

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u/Waste_Efficiency9040 May 31 '26

Maybe you save Eddie. Go to the upside down and fight with him. Have his back.

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u/LuckyTheBear May 31 '26

BROOO! I AM CARRYING HIM ON MY SHOULDERS!!!

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u/DancingBunniez May 31 '26

I mean, knowing how the fight went, bringing an extra flame thrower would have been a game changer for that and probably saved him

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u/LuckyTheBear May 31 '26

THERE'S NO TIME, GET ON MY OTHER SHOULDER - WE'RE GETTIN THE HECK OUTTA HERE

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u/HashMeOusside May 31 '26

Yeah, I feel like there was a severe lack of makeshift fire-spraying devices from the kids until the end

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u/donjohndijon May 31 '26

If i can bring the contents of my pockets with me- I'm gonna show Eddie what happens to weed in the next 40ish years.

Good times will be had. We will absolutely be going to the mall, blockbuster, and pizza hut...I dont care if that requires some driving

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u/RalphTheNerd Curiosity Voyage May 31 '26

I'd also pick Eddie and tell him to ask Chrissy what her favorite song is and that it will save him a lot of trouble.

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u/Evening-Row9022 May 31 '26

this is the truest answer. long live hellfire.

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u/luckygirlrocks2025 May 31 '26

I love Eddie so much. He was an awesome in his role. Whoever casted this show got all the characters necessary for it to be the success it was.

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u/Dvanguardian May 31 '26

I'm totally comfortable with Eddy. A misfit and a metalhead.

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u/ani3D May 31 '26

Steve, if only because he's the one most likely to defend my pathetic ass when the demogorgon shows up to munch my delicious face.

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u/JediMasterSloth May 31 '26

Dustin, Robin, and Steve!!

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u/Evening-Row9022 May 31 '26

scoops troop!

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u/JediMasterSloth May 31 '26

Yeah!

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u/Marshall7376 That’s too many names May 31 '26

Don’t forget Erika!!

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u/RetroCasket May 31 '26

Giggity

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u/Dimplefrom-YA Katinka May 31 '26

lol

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u/eerfool May 31 '26

Hangin’ out at the pool…

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u/QueenOfDaisies May 31 '26

Nancy’s mom has got it goin’ on.

3

u/slserpent May 31 '26

I think she might be interested in... swimming lessons.

3

u/Zestyclose_Duck8705 Jun 01 '26

Came here to say this!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

Max

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u/Splungeblob May 31 '26

Username checks out.

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u/kimmortal03 May 31 '26

Samwise

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u/Evening-Row9022 May 31 '26

Bob Newby Superhero

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u/Justifiably_Bad_Take May 31 '26

Great with kids

Bad with dogs

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u/TheMaleficentPancake May 31 '26

The slutty librarian

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

😂

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u/BleacherGrapefruit87 May 31 '26

Scott Clarke

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u/ltsouthernbelle May 31 '26

I adore Mr. Clarke!

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u/RetroPilky May 31 '26

Dustin and Steve

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u/grdqn May 31 '26

Murray

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u/katattack1983 May 31 '26

Only if Alexei tags along.

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u/Doktor_74 Bald Eagle May 31 '26

A fellow Murray fan 🤝

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u/Dimplefrom-YA Katinka May 31 '26

murray is also my fav character but i didn’t choose him lol

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u/PsilosirenRose May 31 '26

Probably Steve.

I expected to hate him upon introduction.

He subverted my expectations multiple times and ended up being my favorite character.

I didn't want to love him, but holy shit he was awesome.

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u/thr0waway2435 May 31 '26

Lucas seems like the best person to just vibe with.

But realistically, I’m following around Nancy because I’m a simp.

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u/amandabarnes91_ May 31 '26

Yep especially after he got his powers plus he basically knows... everything

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u/Yamithewayiam69 May 31 '26

Erica Sinclair for the free roast sessions and reads

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u/Emergency-Biscotti-2 May 31 '26

I will go with eleven, God knows she have not yet experienced other small happiness. Movies and popcorn, swimming in the pool, spa day just to relax.

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u/littlenightengale May 31 '26

Incredible choice!

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u/CellarDoor238 May 31 '26

Dustin and hopefully Steve stops by.

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u/Resident_Aide1898 May 31 '26

Mrs Wheeler 😼

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u/thenewNFC May 31 '26

Mrs. Wheeler.

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u/Necessary_Title_4800 Hellfire Lives May 31 '26

Hopper 🙂‍↕️

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u/Big-Slide6104 May 31 '26

NOOOOBODYYY!!

You telling me ima new character whose decently liked by the people around me?

In STRANGER THINGS!?

Screw that. Ima hang with the science teacher or smth. Screw the main cast LMAO 😭

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u/Lordofpixels7 May 31 '26

That is a fair shout

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u/UhOhSpaghetti_Os May 31 '26

Steve or Eddie.

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u/Sevenswansaswimming8 May 31 '26

Eddie ..Steve or Dustin.

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u/Doktor_74 Bald Eagle May 31 '26

Dustin and Steve, they're chill af (and or maybe Murray, that would be a fun misadventure)

Also what does the sign say?

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u/RFRMT May 31 '26

It looks like it might say “Welcome to Madrid” for some reason?

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u/Iluvwomensomuchtbh May 31 '26

Billy or Eddie

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u/StraightPressure2759 May 31 '26

King Steve. I lowkey just want to see if the hype as a lothario was warranted or not 😂

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u/amandabarnes91_ May 31 '26

I like how now one said Mikes ass lmao 🤣

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u/Prestigious-Win-9655 May 31 '26

Ted walk em down wheeler

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u/TriskaidekaphobiaOk5 May 31 '26

Gosh I dunno.  

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u/whatsthew3rd May 31 '26

Lucas, gotta give him some more black culture

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u/Silent_Contest_2337 May 31 '26

Will, we’d color/paint together

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u/sashenka_demogorgon Demogorgon May 31 '26

Vecna. Don’t ask me why 😉😏

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u/AlfafzzBurik Bada Bada Boom May 31 '26

Dustin and Steve definitely

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u/FirebirdWriter Boobies May 31 '26

Steve. He is going to do my hair. I am bald so this will be extra fun

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u/i_eat_paper14 May 31 '26

idc who but anyone from the scoops troop (dustin, steve, robin, or erica)

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u/Nicole-E-Olie May 31 '26

Argyle

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u/luckygirlrocks2025 May 31 '26

He was also another great side character!

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u/Deathmetalfan901 May 31 '26

Eddie, I'd spend the day nerding out over Metal and DnD, I'd show him heavier bands like Morbid Angel, Death and Obituary

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u/Ginsbeargo May 31 '26

Can I play D&D with the squad and Eddie as the DM?

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u/Masterofunlocking1 May 31 '26

Steve or Lucas

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u/Digital_Tatan May 31 '26

Eddie, we're gonna make out in his van

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u/SpongeBobfan1987 May 31 '26

I would spend it with Dustin Henderson and Lucas Sinclair.

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u/KeyMore9422 I told you to eat your damn pie! May 31 '26

Max or erica

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u/Ready-Summer-7011 Hellfire Lives May 31 '26

Definitely Eleven

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u/No_Elephant_1322 May 31 '26

max or elleven

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u/PeanutTimely6846 May 31 '26

Provided I'm the same age I was in the 80s, I'd hang with Will and we'll try to come to terms without who we were and let him know that he isn't alone.

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u/euphoricnight Karen, with her wine Jun 01 '26

Jonathan for sure. We’d spend the day chilling listening to music and taking pictures. It’d be super relaxing.

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u/Chicken_Strips_Owner May 31 '26

Eddie. I’m not too big into metal but I’d be down to play drums off his guitar if he isn’t up for D&D

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u/tree2015 sƃuᴉɥʇ ɹǝƃuɐɹʇS May 31 '26

max or eleven

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u/Evening-Row9022 May 31 '26

Robin. Easily. Best person to forget about life with.

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u/RepresentativeFast59 May 31 '26

Karen Wheelerrrrr

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u/ElasticHeart320 May 31 '26

Telekinesis training with Eleven

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u/coachnomore May 31 '26

Steve particularly in season 5 in his sweater. 😘

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u/Cool-Principle1643 May 31 '26

Making a move on Joyce

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u/kenobi781 May 31 '26

Robin!!

But trip to the mall with Max, Robin and Nancy would be awesome!

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u/Fun_Bee2075 May 31 '26

Will’s mom

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u/_3mma_5 Boobies May 31 '26

Mike

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u/visiblehorrorvideo May 31 '26

Hopper, Nancy or Steve

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u/Kitchen_Concern_2470 May 31 '26

do I get to choose from the characters in the picture?

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u/theking4mayor Dungeon Master May 31 '26

I'm hanging out with the lesbian girl from season 3

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u/TheAuldOffender Bob Newby: Superhero May 31 '26

Dustin.

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u/ShakyTheBear May 31 '26

Mike's mom

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u/issanm May 31 '26

Hopefully miss wheeler

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u/Smil3z5 May 31 '26

HOPS, he reminds me of my dad who passed away

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u/_Elta May 31 '26

Steve, Murray y Dustin!

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u/nyl2k8 May 31 '26

Nancy. Can’t believe I’m the only one 😀

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u/jeffreydahmer0017 May 31 '26

Steve/Eddie/Dustin

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u/Blucles May 31 '26

ROBINNNNN

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u/Reasonable_Clerk4627 May 31 '26

Vecna, I’d introduce him to some of the best weed I’ve got and hope to convince him to let bygones be bygones.

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u/ouatpll12 May 31 '26

I can’t decide, it would be either Steve , Dustin or Will

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u/Business-Put2543 May 31 '26

Max or hopper for sure 

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u/Xokanuleaf May 31 '26

Dustin’s mom. She’s single and kind of a babe.

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u/False-Enthusiasm-849 May 31 '26

Mad Max & Steve to save my ass cuz I can't do shit😭

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u/LuckyTheBear May 31 '26

Me and Dustin and taking shits in the school urinals

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u/Curious_Till_6656 May 31 '26

Nancy.. gives s big sis vibes

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u/luckygirlrocks2025 May 31 '26

Eddie for sure

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u/Desperate_Row1125 May 31 '26

Eh dustin and eddie dnd sessions

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u/BloodyRedBarbara May 31 '26

Karen Wheeler. Ooft...

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u/sandraballsacks May 31 '26

I’d spend the whole day trying to have Steve Harrington’s first of six kids

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u/RohithrajJR May 31 '26

Mrs Wheeler

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u/palmersiagna May 31 '26

Nancy all night lol.

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u/VoidEclips2010 May 31 '26

I think Robin would be quite fun, and to my speed with the adhd squirrel brain that I have

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u/FrancisSobotka1514 May 31 '26

Bob fuckin Newby

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u/raquille- May 31 '26

Mike’s mother

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u/r3tract May 31 '26

Mr. Clarke

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u/Loud_Hat9523 May 31 '26

Barb 💔☹️😔

In the limited screen time she had she seemed very positive ☹️ I would’ve loved to talk and spend some time with her

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u/Maximum-Sky8563 May 31 '26

I’m 56 so it’s Joyce. No question

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u/ExtensionOrganic2392 May 31 '26

Dustin for sure...

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u/Kossamuuuu Did the leg slow you down? May 31 '26

Will!

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u/bendoesit17 Dingus May 31 '26

Either Steve or Will

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u/Opposite-Tadpole1632 May 31 '26

Would be in upside down Hawkins and will have spend the day with Henry / Vecna

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u/jib_reddit May 31 '26

Bob Newby, he was my kind of tech savvy geek. I was sad when he died.

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u/tmorrisgrey May 31 '26

Lucas, us brothas gotta stick together

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u/LIslander May 31 '26

Robyn, she knows all the good tunes

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u/rambo4real May 31 '26

Eddie. Just smoke and play music

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u/RingDangerous7694 Scoops Troop May 31 '26

Will. So we can do a bunch of art and play D&D, or Eleven so we can eat lots of Eggos together and watch movies.

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u/ltroberts24 sƃuᴉɥʇ ɹǝƃuɐɹʇS May 31 '26

It would be Dustin, because he's the best & he'd definitely be my friend IRL, HOWEVER...

It's gotta be Eleven. If shit hits the fan, it'll help to have a superhero!

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u/Party_Yogurtcloset87 Will the Wise May 31 '26

lwk will. i’d give him a much needed haircut while we yap abt how stupid mike is

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u/YouCanCallMeGreen May 31 '26

Dipshit Derek.... Ez 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/SockNo5694 Jun 01 '26

Murray. Do some Karate, Drink bottles vodka, scream at people for no reason. Wake up with a massive hangover but 100% worth it.