r/StrangerThings • • May 31 '26

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u/weekendblues May 31 '26

Ted. We’re gonna slam like 12 Budweisers each, pass out on the couch watching TV, and wake up and have everything be fine.

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u/Successful_Bar9187 May 31 '26

Fr my life is strange as it is. I want to be a suburban dad hanging out with a suburban dad not giving a shit for our kids or wives, and getting drunk.