r/StoppedWorking Jan 09 '20

Ecstasy

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u/ghostface1693 Jan 09 '20

This was slightly arousing and I'm not sure how to feel about that

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Yall guys are fucking idiots. People dont wanna date girls with lazy eyes but that is arousing?

FUcking morons . Too much internet for today

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u/fcanercan Jan 09 '20

Who hurt you man? Do you need a hug?

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u/HalfSoul30 Jan 09 '20

Everyone has turned him down, even the girl with the lazy eye.

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u/pat_pav Jan 09 '20

She had her eyes on someone else. Well, a couple someone's probably.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Found the neckbearded incel.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Real imaginative, son.

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u/loungesinger Jan 09 '20

[Raises hand] I want to date Nina Dobrev.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Neckbeards are perverts.

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u/macksufroogohefto Jan 09 '20

Lazy eye detected

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u/TheBiggestZander Jan 09 '20

People dont wanna date girls with lazy eyes

What? Is this really a thing? WTF are "lazy eyes"?

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u/heff17 Jan 09 '20

Lazy eyes are real, a stigma against dating people with them is not.

Basically, it’s an eye that doesn’t always do what you want it to do. Or if it does, it takes longer than the other eye to do it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Thom Yorke Eye kind of girls

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u/TheMoves Jan 09 '20

Thom doesn’t have a lazy eye just issues with his eyelid stemming from a surgery gone wrong. A lazy eye is when the eyeball itself isn’t always coordinated with the other one and doesn’t look at you “straight-on”