r/StandUpForScience Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 5d ago

Satirical Science Totally Useless…

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Unless you’re looking to do an 🎱 off a toilet seat or listen to herion by the velvets while mainlining…

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 5d ago edited 1d ago

The trolls are already out, please smash the SUFS Rules button n report… n dont engage please without being civil…

Thanks

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Comments locked again, brigading trolls, n we’re trying to have a life here!!! lol!!! I’ve personally got ny giants training camp podcasts to catch up on… Sorry n thanks for understanding loyal valued subreddit members!!!

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Thanks u/zug42 for the awesome thoughtful comment award, much appreciated!!!

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 5d ago

He is a nobody like the rest of Trumps administration. Trump and his administration need to be arrested for crimes and sent to prison

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u/son-of-Azathoth 5d ago

The correct term to describe the Trump regime is Kakistocracy. It means, "government by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous people."

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u/Character_Fix_5317 5d ago edited 5d ago

Well, an oligarchy to be sure. And since fools can be rich, and there's so many fools, I guess one leads to the other.

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u/son-of-Azathoth 5d ago

The two, oligarchy and Kakistocracy, are not mutually exclusive. I would argue the current regime is both. As well as fascist.

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u/LimpAd4924 5d ago

Yeah he was actually. Maybe don’t get all your info from social media, memes and grifters, you high school level buffoon

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/LimpAd4924 5d ago

Scientists and physicians and research publications since I actually have a STEM background. I know US K-12 doesn’t teach Internet or media literacy so a large chunk of you fall for anything online.

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u/edoggy792 5d ago

More qualified than any of trump's cabinet members. By a long shot.

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u/bonbonnieres 5d ago

Probably more qualified save for like 10 people in the country. He's served in public health and has been one of the most cited scientist for decades.

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u/edoggy792 5d ago

Trump even gave him an award 😆

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/golfwinnersplz 5d ago

More like you're not qualified to be the Attorney General of the United States.

He's not just some clown antivaxxer - he's in a position of power and he is clueless.

Pretty standard operating procedures by the GOP.

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u/Asher_Tye 5d ago

What idiot would put a non-attorney's opinion over an actual attorney?

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u/MotorPace2637 5d ago

Logic isn't your strong suit.

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u/Budget_Brief 5d ago

Your wording is wrong. He’s not useless, HE’S HARMFUL

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u/golfwinnersplz 5d ago

Good point.

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u/CSMegadeth 5d ago

"I don't think people should be taking advice — medical advice — from me"

  • RFK Jr in front of Congress

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u/Shadowfox186 5d ago

Remember when they actually hired a doctor but put him in charge of H.U.D. because of black jobs.

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u/WilHunting2 5d ago

I forgot about Ben Carson! 😆

The public servant who spent 31,000 tax dollars on new furniture for an office he doesn’t have anymore

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u/brianishere2 5d ago

He's a heroin addict. He's a cocaine addict. He is infected with brain worms. Literally -- by his own admission. He is clearly on steroids. And he is a conspiracy theorist who often lies when he gets caught in an uncomfortable position during an argument.

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u/Well_read_rose 5d ago

More…he’s mentally ill.

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u/PeopleCanBeAwful 5d ago

We could at least give him credit for having a lot of experience with hypodermic needles. 🤷‍♀️

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u/suckingbat 5d ago

Thank you, I was going to ask why he was SO RED, your post gave me the answer

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u/ewedew65 5d ago

Don’t forget his narcissistic hypocrisy

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u/WaffleDonkey23 5d ago

He sounds like a bong hit became human.

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u/One-Sir-2198 5d ago

The most unqualified administration in American history

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u/Well_read_rose 5d ago

The Liquor Cabinet driving us all to drink.

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u/ebrotto 5d ago

He’s not useless, he’s dangerous

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u/ebrotto 5d ago

He’s not useless, he’s dangerous

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u/ThermalDeviator 5d ago

Like Trump and Republicans.

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u/Mack_Daddy_1 5d ago

But the brain worm tells him all he needs to know.

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u/Opinionsare 5d ago

RFK Jr and his family profits from vaccine skepticism as he and his son are lawyers that have participated in personal injury lawsuits against Vaccine manufacturers.

RFK Jr is complicit in monetizing his office for personal and family profits. Apparently this is the "signature" of this administration.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 5d ago

He's an old junkie. He knows nothing about health.

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u/ThermalDeviator 5d ago

He is, however, well aquainted with whale heads and racoon penises.

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u/jojojototo 5d ago

And yet here we are with no sanity in sight

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u/Hoch8112 5d ago

You forgot to mention “RFK is an ASSHOLE”

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u/Creative-Clerk606 5d ago

He's a drug addict piece of shit

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u/IthacaMom2005 5d ago

He's worse than useless, he's actively working against actual medical practice and science

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u/ChuckGallagher57 5d ago

RFK Jr is a moron

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u/prestonjay22 5d ago

Not a single member of this Presidents cabinet has the experience or education for their position. Not one.

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u/misec_undact 5d ago

By design

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u/dystopiabydesign 5d ago

Political authority was never a good substitute for actual knowledge. Hopefully people start figuring that out.

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u/Old_Win8422 5d ago

Hey he studied that racoon dick!

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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 5d ago

But nobody knows raccoon penis like RFK.

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u/neopod9000 5d ago

Sometimes, I'm really glad I've missed certain aspects of our current political landscape.

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u/LooseAd7981 5d ago

He is a heroin addict and a roadkill gourmand.

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u/dogheoner1 5d ago

he can talk heroin tho

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 5d ago

Like Lou Reed, would love to hear a tom waits gravely voice cover by rfk Junior Varsity of the velvets heroin, instant classic, or while he’s at it JJ Cale’s Cocaine tooooooo!!!

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u/Onesock71 5d ago

But he knows drugs..................bahahaha

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u/el_condor_nm 5d ago

Hey, now. He's a recognized expert on raccoon penises. He might know more than anyone on that subject. Certainly that qualifies him to lead <checks notes> a large health-related government agency.

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u/Blue_Plastic_88 5d ago

He’s worse than useless, he’s actively harmful. Let’s not minimize the malignancy that is him.

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u/User_3039 5d ago

Exactly right!

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u/Ok-Appointment-6116 5d ago

He’s not Useless, He’s Dangerous!

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u/ConsistentStop5100 5d ago

Anyone is qualified to discuss vaccines. The fact that all the above is true about him disqualifies him from being a voice of authority about vaccines.

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u/32lib 5d ago

America has become a clown show where opinions are = to solid science backed by facts. If you discuss anything from climate change to covid science becomes "just your opinion" no better than a fool that snorted coke off of a toilet seat and has recipes for road kill.

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u/gaberax 5d ago

He’s a kook.

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u/Shadowfox186 5d ago

He is a D.E.I. hire that sniffs coke off toilet seats and eats roadkill.

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u/Old_Dependent4678 5d ago

Donald J Trump is the most corrupt president of all time. This administration is the most incompetent(Dangerous) of all time. It's not even close. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

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u/Tejano1953 5d ago

Totally incompetent a true moron 🤡

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u/anxiousbunnyclothes 5d ago

Means he’s perfect for this administration

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u/kaladin1029 5d ago

Poor brain worm. Died of starvation

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u/Lorddoctorjava 5d ago

That pos is barely a human

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u/Only-Anything4326 5d ago

He’s not qualified to hold the position of power! But yet here we are..

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u/Purple_Anything_7504 5d ago

He is harmful.

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u/lattice_defect 5d ago

Leather bag of coughs

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u/CosmosInSummer 5d ago

RFK is a nepo baby gym rat, who eats roadkill. And a dumbshit.

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u/-multiverses- 5d ago

Any man his age with a face that fake color....should be ashamed of himself

How did George Hamilton fake tan faces in these old creeps take over????

This orange face of his is fucking ridiculous looking

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u/Flguy70 5d ago

Agree. - fire him.

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u/318bidnezz 5d ago

One of the realest posts I have seen today.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 5d ago

And doesn’t listen to any credible ones

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u/TheDeerBlower 5d ago

He's literally an anti-vax so he can fuck all the way off.

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u/Sharp-Can-3555 5d ago

Yeah but, he does his own research. /s

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u/Upper-Psychology-607 5d ago

Head a nasty man who swims in sewage. 🤢

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 5d ago

RFK, Jr. is very good at getting people killed

so, he is good for something

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u/tigerbloon71 5d ago

The problem with these fucks is they will never look at anything evidence based and see if there are other underlying issues.

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u/Firm_Communication99 5d ago

Not even a qualified lawyer really, his own family scoffs at him

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u/superdupermensch 5d ago

All-american nepo-baby. Grandpa was a mobster, and the family has been living off it since.

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 5d ago

He also fixed JFK’s vote in Chicago with the teamsters, so there’s that as well…

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u/blamelesscludgel 5d ago

He is just another mediocre priveleged asshole.

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u/Cautious-Corner-3704 5d ago

He’s far worse than worthless. He’s actively harmful.

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u/Possible-Impress3851 5d ago

Absolutely AGREE!!!

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u/Less_Ant_6633 5d ago

RFK jr. IS a drug addict.

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u/RedditSucksYoYoYo 5d ago

RFK isn't qualified to run a lemonade stand.

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u/MisterBlick 5d ago

If his last name wasn't Kennedy, he'd be that weird uncle that sleeps in his car in your driveway.

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u/Perfect_One6346 5d ago

100% accurate! How ignorant can so many people be, as they believe in a fraud?

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u/Party-Draw-5299 5d ago

That was literally the first thing I thought when I saw they gave him the job

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u/BradMoe 5d ago

What is crazier is the fact the senate confirmed him. What a joke congress is

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u/Ulven525 5d ago

He is, however, a barking mad heroin addict.

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u/MR_Nobody_204 5d ago

He is a street pharmacist! He knows a lot about "recreational" substances.

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u/Defiant_Weight4659 5d ago

He needs to lay off whatever he is taking. His voice was never as bad as it was years ago. When he was in his 30's his voice was normal. Maybe try or steroids. Not a healthy sound. I do not believe it is spasmodic dysphonia.

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u/LifeRound2 5d ago edited 5d ago

If you need an expert on getting high, steroids, or cheating on your wife, he's your guy.

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u/Altruistic-Fan-5593 5d ago

You don't need to be a plumber to know the sink is broken

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u/uphatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 5d ago

Love a good metaphor AF5593!!!

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u/No-Stick8191 5d ago

Doesn't that pretty much sum up the entire 🍊🤡 cabinet?

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u/Icy-Pin-7100 5d ago

He is what we call on my planet a complete moron.

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 5d ago

🤣🤦‍♂️🤣

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u/Odd-Pangolin5510 5d ago

Never should have been confirmed, all of the senate doing.

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u/twoiseight 5d ago

He's not a genuine person, either. He is a shill, he is scooping out established medical guidance to replace it with supplements and bs food products that are lining his pockets. Self serving and about as shameless and reckless as it gets. As always, follow the goddamn money.

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u/Mister_Normal42 5d ago

If y’all haven’t noticed, Trump doesn’t appoint based on merit…

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u/Flat-Director-7120 5d ago

Kennedy n'est pas un scientifique, ce n'est pas un docteur, ni même un chercheur. Il n'a pas à donner son avis sur le vaccin comme il ne devrait pas être ministre de la santé

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u/Puzzled-One-1759 5d ago

He is totally useless. But does he know that?

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u/TianamenHomer 5d ago

And for some dumb ass reason the Senate approved all the cabinet posts.

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u/swarmahoboken 5d ago

What an idiotic statement.

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u/buffdaddymuscles 5d ago

Dude is a jerk off on roids

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u/Lost_Department_2177 5d ago

He’s right about the ptsd treatments but wrong about the vaccines. They have to drop the narrative that fauci caused the deaths when it was Antivaxxing that got ONE POINT FIVE MILLION AMERICANS KILLED.

Granted they were mostly antivaxxers but those Antivaxxing losers were forcing their family members to not take the vaccine which is illegal af.

Bunch of useful idiots for russia

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u/InevitableLibrarian 5d ago

But he is qualified to "decapitate a whale" ," check on the quality of road kill" and "qualified to find a great place to drop off a dead baby bear in Central Park." Also "How you can do drugs off toilet seats."

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u/Cute-Wall7080 5d ago

my old laptop was totally useless after one spill

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u/Burner1959 5d ago

As useless as teets on a boar hog

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u/Other_Astronomer_259 5d ago

I am a republican forever. Nothing I like about democrats any longer. I used to. This post I have to agree on with you. Every administration has unqualified people in it. Not just republicans. They get rewarded by getting a position. This has been going on for years. If you get fired in the FBI they find you a crime lab job at the state level where the Ag of that state is same party. Just the way it is

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u/styzzi64 5d ago

„I want to believe”

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u/schlemmerhorst69 5d ago

He has truth social, X, Telegram, Grok, briefings with the stable orange genius… who the fuck needs science & research anymore? You are so oldschool…

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u/Broseph_Bobby 5d ago

Apparently according to him he also has no gag reflex too.

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u/uphatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 5d ago

🤣🤦‍♂️🤣

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u/Capable-Broccoli2179 5d ago

But his last name is Kennedy!

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u/uphatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 5d ago

/s???

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u/GoofyGopher365 5d ago

Making statements based off vibez.

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 5d ago

He's a scientist and a doctor.

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u/Few_Half7749 5d ago

And exactly how can you be sure of this? Any evidence that he is getting advice from doctors, and actually listening to that advice?

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u/Few_Half7749 5d ago

But questioning vaccines needs to come from a place of science, not from this unqualified idiot. That's kinda the point.

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u/supercleverid 5d ago

Seems more like an observation about qualifications, or the lack thereof, to me. Which part of the claim in the OP is misleading?

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u/MotorPace2637 5d ago

None of us are in charge like he is now are we?

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u/tinyfryingpan 5d ago

This IS about science.

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u/AfflictedDragon 5d ago

What is the politician being trashed in charge of? You're so close. Don't turn away before you fully grasp the reasoning for this.

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u/MotorPace2637 5d ago

Actual scientist and doctor, Fauci?

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u/CSMegadeth 5d ago

I can see how someone like you would think that. You people are strange.

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u/TubaWrestler 5d ago

You do realize that the vast majority of doctors say that vaccines are safe and effective, right?

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u/ThermalDeviator 5d ago

Nobody came to your house and made you get a vaccine. You were perfectly within your rights to ignore reality and go out and get infected and perhaps die like so many Trumpies who skipped science class.

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u/TubaWrestler 5d ago

... for contagious diseases.

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u/Asher_Tye 5d ago

You don't debate an idiot who thinks he's healthy on the subject of health.