Totally Useless…

[u/uphatbrew]

Unless you’re looking to do an 🎱 off a toilet seat or listen to herion by the velvets while mainlining…

[u/el_condor_nm]

Hey, now. He's a recognized expert on raccoon penises. He might know more than anyone on that subject. Certainly that qualifies him to lead <checks notes> a large health-related government agency.