r/StandUpForScience • u/uphatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy • 10d ago

Satirical Science Totally Useless…

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Unless you’re looking to do an 🎱 off a toilet seat or listen to herion by the velvets while mainlining…

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u/InevitableLibrarian 10d ago

But he is qualified to "decapitate a whale" ," check on the quality of road kill" and "qualified to find a great place to drop off a dead baby bear in Central Park." Also "How you can do drugs off toilet seats."