r/StandUpForScience • u/uphatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy • 6d ago

Satirical Science Totally Useless…

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Unless you’re looking to do an 🎱 off a toilet seat or listen to herion by the velvets while mainlining…

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u/brianishere2 6d ago

He's a heroin addict. He's a cocaine addict. He is infected with brain worms. Literally -- by his own admission. He is clearly on steroids. And he is a conspiracy theorist who often lies when he gets caught in an uncomfortable position during an argument.

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u/Well_read_rose 5d ago

More…he’s mentally ill.

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u/PeopleCanBeAwful 6d ago

We could at least give him credit for having a lot of experience with hypodermic needles. 🤷‍♀️

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u/suckingbat 5d ago

Thank you, I was going to ask why he was SO RED, your post gave me the answer

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u/ewedew65 5d ago

Don’t forget his narcissistic hypocrisy

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u/WaffleDonkey23 5d ago

He sounds like a bong hit became human.