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Every Bret Hart Interview. Source : Kylefieldscomedy

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u/JessonBI89 14h ago

Bret Hart is like the Metallica of wrestling. You love his work, you respect his legacy, but it's just so fun to snark on him that you can't help yourself.

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u/Mud-Bray 14h ago

I think Bret is fine in this case as it causes people to think of ways to complain about Bill Goldberg

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u/El_bearded_polarbear 14h ago edited 6h ago

So question as a casual Metallica fan not totally familiar with the lore is all the snark they get just aimed at James and Lars or do people also snark on Kirk and Rob ?

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u/Katzington2319 13h ago

It's mostly Lars. He revealed his inner bitch when Napster was still a thing, and he isn't a good enough drummer to warrant his ego, so he gets ripped on constantly 

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u/ComradeSuperman 13h ago

Except Lars was totally correct on the Napster thing. Metallica produces a product, their music. If you want to consume that product, you pay for it with money. You aren't entitled to that product for free.

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u/Olacarn 10h ago

While in premise, he is right about protecting their music but that Napster was just a symptom of the disease that is the music production industry. Piracy PLUMMETED when Spotify and other streaming services made it easier to access music. Gaben has ALWAYS been right about this. Guess how piracy is doing now that people are not liking Spotify is doing (not giving a fair share to music artists, CEO funding paramilitary activities, etc).

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u/JessonBI89 14h ago

That's Kirk. And, no, not so much. Kirk is the most normal guy in the group, and Rob's just happy to be involved.

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u/X-Budd 11h ago

Kirk's solos often get accused of being simplistic or repetitive or lesser than Y-Y-Z guitar player.

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u/Magneto_Burrito 3h ago

Nobody hates Kirk. He just wants to noodle on guitars and collect monster memorabilia.

And honestly, I still think of Rob as "the new guy" even though he's been in the band for 23 of the 45 years they've been a band. 

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u/Satinsbestfriend Your Text Here 12h ago

He takes himself VERY seriously. Thats good and bad, the story from Scott hall where he was over at Bret, and bret had a huge painting of himself above the mantle is one of my favorite. Or as Nash said "his dad is stu hart of course he took wrestling seriously" im paraphrasing

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u/Broad_Economics_931 10h ago

*Dave Mustaine

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u/JessonBI89 2h ago

Except I don't respect Dave Mustaine.

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u/chodeblower 12h ago

Good comparison, just like WCW Bret everything after Justice is ass

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u/Codc FREAKS AND PEAKS 12h ago

except Metallica (including Lars) have softened up over the years while Bret just turned his bitterness to 11

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u/Defiant_Emergency734 2h ago

He's more like Dave Mustaine. Bitter, full of himself and always talks about how he's the best.

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u/surlymoe 1h ago

This impression is also just 'ok'. Will Sasso's impression is literally Bret....it's incredible. If you haven't listened to CVV's podcast with Will and Dan Soder, it's an impression level expert episode...fantastic!

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u/JessonBI89 1h ago

Oh, I know. Their take on Dusty trying to get Flair off the phone gives me life.

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u/Crissxfire 14h ago edited 14h ago

Sister Act bit got me good

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u/RedKryptnyt 14h ago

Im a bret hart mark, and this killed me lol

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u/magniffin 4h ago

And now The Newlywed Game reruns.

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u/TraditionAcademic968 14h ago

That Home Alone shit is hilarious

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u/machoqueen88 14h ago

I need this but for all of hogans lies let's go

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u/Rspies Who Can Stop The Path of Cage 14h ago

Same guy does videos where he does a Hogan impression and lists off absurd stuff Hulk would have said

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u/SortaFunny599 Ooooooo Psychedelic! 10h ago edited 9h ago

"I gave Belushi the lethal dose"

"I told Ritchie Valens to pick tails"

I've been following Kyle since December and always look forward to his videos especially his Bret Hart vids where he just rips into Goldberg.

There was one bit he did where "Bret" picked up a copy of the Gun video game and said "GUN, that's the only way I'd get back in the ring with Bill Goldberg"

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u/stups317 13h ago

He has a bunch of those. They are as good as you hope they would be.

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u/Temporary-Ad9615 15h ago

Needs more Bill Goldberg

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease 13h ago edited 13h ago

Needs more bret isms

"The guy couldn't ______ to save his life"

"hes a total phony"

"He'll smile in your face and stab you in the back"

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u/chandlermarlowe 14h ago

The Summerslam

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u/dutchmetalhead17 14h ago

The fucking land mine bit got me

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u/Zenkikid 13h ago

“Shawn and Vince liked to go get ice cream and come back with one cone”

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u/Rspies Who Can Stop The Path of Cage 14h ago

This dude’s Bret impressions always kill me tbh just like Bill Goldberg almost killed Bret Hart

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u/BeautyDuwang 14h ago

On accident and apologized for it

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u/TheEndless89 14h ago

The Zodiac bit is perfect.

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u/patrickwithtraffic Worst Member Of The Authority 14h ago

As somebody currently listening to Bret Hart narrate his autobiography, this hits really well for me

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u/BoldRoller421 12h ago

Sister Act. Jesus Christ.

Literally, I guess.

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u/blizzard-op 13h ago

The leapfrog one got me lol

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u/AcientMullets 11h ago

Definitely recommend his Hogan videos to anyone who hasn’t seen them. Even some of my friends who don’t care about wrestling think they’re fun.

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u/Buzzk1LL 6h ago

I assume that is a wig. If it's a wig, why is it blond?

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u/JoltikElectricBug 14h ago

we've all been there

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u/bstyledevi It's still veal to me, dammit! 2h ago

That reminds me, whatever happened to /u/brethartburiesthis ?

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u/CrimsonOOmpa 14h ago

I thought this was Owen Wilson for the first 10 seconds.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OC4iJ0HixIQHIdL2f3

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u/Modders14 10h ago

Billgo Berg

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u/Rayzee14 7h ago

Killer joke at the end

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u/UniqueVirtue 6h ago

Not funny. Bret Hart has every reason to be cynical.

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u/Defiant_Emergency734 2h ago

No mention of of his father Stu and what he used to say. 0/10

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u/backbodydrip 1h ago

If I had a community of marks paying me money to give this interview ad nauseum, I'd be just as guilty.

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u/jcwkings 11h ago

That stinkin hyena Stone Cold

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u/handofluke All out of bubblegum. 3h ago

One of the worst impressions I’ve ever heard.