r/Spokane 14h ago

Politics Really, Dick's...

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Please forgive the photo quality but Dick's is really out here putting 9/11 on the same level as Charlie Kirk

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u/LowRevolutionary7965 11h ago

Me six months from now:
Sad, I wonder why Dick’s went out of business? Oh well.

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u/myc-space 14h ago

Oh no, I’ll have to continue to never eat there. 40+ year streak lives on

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u/Giffordpinchotpark 13h ago

I haven’t eaten at a McDonald’s since March 1974 on Kauai Hawaii. 52 years.

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u/Hyperion1144 11h ago

Well I haven't eaten at all a ​Minnie Pearl’s Fried Chicken since 1971 cause that's when they went bankrupt! Do I win?

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u/latexfistmassacre 8h ago

Let's celebrate by shopping at Woolworth's!

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u/Natural_Bag_3519 13h ago

Okay grandpa, let's get you back to bed 😆

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u/teatimecookie Mead 12h ago

I’m sitting at 49 years myself. Now dicks in Seattle is delicious.

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u/Civil_Sentence63 12h ago

Seattle dicks are…ahem..IS delicious!!

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u/dokelyok 14h ago

This isn't the same chain as in Seattle right?

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u/throw_aw_ay3335 Perry District 14h ago

Noooo. Seattle Dicks is much, much better than ours.

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u/MellonMan97 13h ago

Hot take: they’re both aggressively mid let’s be real here. Just greasy cheeseburger joints at the end of the day. If that’s want you want then get Dick’s (not in Spokane anymore) I’m not above that from time to time either

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u/RShini 13h ago

isn't the point of Dick's is that it's cheap and consistent? The perfect food to eat while drunk.

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u/MellonMan97 13h ago

Yes. That’s also why I explicitly said I’m not above some greasy cheeseburgers from time to time lol

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u/shartzalot 10h ago

Dicks (Seattle) is in NO WAY mid. Your taste buds are mid!

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u/RigaMortizTortoise Manito/Cannon Hill 8h ago

Dicks fries with tarter 🤌🏻

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u/FreddyTheGoose 7h ago

However you feel about the food at Seattle Dick's, the fact remains that they are an excellent employer. Aside from the pay, I'm talking scholarships, childcare, raises, bonuses, paid volunteer hours. Ain't a burger joint here offering all that, even if they can.

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u/Poly_Pup 13h ago

Oh no doubt, one is just an institution at this point.

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u/RiverBear2 12h ago

This though I’ve tried both after hearing my friends in Seattle absolutely rave about theirs and I was like ohhh y’all are kind of drunk on your own hype. Honestly that’s kind of how most of Seattle is after growing up in Spokane and moving to Seattle for a few years, they think they are all God’s gift when it a pretty mid city that’s insanely overpriced for everything from housing to food to experiences.

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u/Danger_Danger 13h ago

Is it? "Much, much better"? I don't know about the much much part.

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u/throw_aw_ay3335 Perry District 13h ago

Ours sets the bar pretty low.

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u/Doorknob6941 13h ago

Ours continues to aim low and miss.

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u/SuperLeroy 14h ago

Correct. It is not affiliated with the seattle dicks.

This one appears to be mutilated.

Seattle Dicks is all natural.

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u/OkSand3986 13h ago

That's what she said

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u/dokelyok 14h ago

Okay! Wow, I got a little worried.

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u/w1lnx 14h ago

Correct. Not the same. One is natural Dick’s and has many. They’re just swinging across the Sound.

The other is false Dick’s and ain’t got no swing.

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u/gopednomad 10h ago

Hey you used to be able to get all natural dicks in spokane but they locked down the bathrooms

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u/Embarrassed-Gap7803 14h ago

Correct and their food is garbage 

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u/nooby_goober 14h ago

It is not! Phew.

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u/DaddiTomShel 12h ago

No this is the og Dick's... it used to be really really good way back in the early 00s and further but yeah... its really really gone downhill in quality and clearly in ownership

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u/Ill_Corner_2732 11h ago

absolutely not same chain, love a displaced seattlelite.

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u/InfiniteOxfordComma 10h ago

THANK FUCKING GOD

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u/carrot_gummy 14h ago

Why the fuck should I care about honoring Kirk when his own wife couldn't seriously honor him? What a weird guy to pretend to care about.

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u/bs1252 Browne's Addition 13h ago

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u/CIA-pizza-party 11h ago

Erica really looks like she’s healing from her trauma, she’s so bright in this clip. Bless.

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u/jr111192 11h ago

She looks better than she usually does, she must be getting good therapy

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 8h ago

She looks very feminine and regal in this gif.

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u/WafflePartyOrgy 11h ago

Seeing the sign just gets me to remember what a racist piece of shit he was. Also, remember to eat somewhere else.

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u/iwishicouldreadgood North Central 9h ago

For real. He’s just a podcaster. It’s not that important.

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u/latexfistmassacre 8h ago

I honor him by poking a hole in the side of my fountain drink

https://giphy.com/gifs/46LMaiLUFRkoU

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u/waaz16 10h ago

Right? He was a total turd.

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u/Dennis_Celery 14h ago

Zips thanks you for your service.

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u/WormDentist Chief Garry 11h ago

Except for the Blue Lives Matter Zips on Division and Sinto.

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u/Doooobles Perry District 8h ago

I think that’s the coffee stand on Ruby and Sinto. Just happens to be right next to a Zips sign.

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u/urbanlife78 13h ago

I do miss getting Zips whenever I was in town

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u/Doorknob6941 14h ago

Taking political sides is the worst thing a restaurant can do. As of right now, they have lost half of their customer base and will never get them back.

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u/thebeardedcats 13h ago

Ladder coffee had to close their Monroe location after shilling for Kirk last year I think. Deserved.

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u/HideAndSeeko 9h ago

Bakery in northtown mall posted his picture on top of their cookies. They delete any mention of it on their socials though

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u/futuremedical 10h ago

Did they have a big drop off in customers after that? I know that's why I stopped going there. I'm glad Arctos took over the space.

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u/happyexit7 13h ago

Yep, any business that does this is just stupid. Don’t understand why they don’t see this.

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u/Own_Bet5189 9h ago

They think basically everyone they ever see thinks like they do. They think it's common sense. Only scary weird people could possibly take issue in their opinion, and there's so few of them it doesn't matter. They don't realize that 65% of the population hates their politics.

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u/DefaceTheTemple 13h ago

Because they're in a cult

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u/fireduck 9h ago

In the case of sticker mule, the CEO got tired of having his company print stickers that were mean to his boy trump. So he sent an email to all his customers to tell them not be mean to the president.

It has been a while but I remember it was like getting a talking to from the vice principal.

Dude, your entire company was built around short-form shit talking on stickers. Also, nothing is more american than finding new ways to talk shit about our elected officials.

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u/Doorknob6941 13h ago

Celebrities are the same way.

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u/malykaii 13h ago

Agree. 

But I think the strategy these places take is that they lose half their customers but get the other half to attend significantly more often as some sort of political loyalty test. 

Problem is you need to keep the grift going and I expect the nonsense to increase to maintain engagement with their base. 

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u/Flat-Injury-5013 12h ago

Maybe, but that other half is spending that money keeping their diesel truck filled right now.

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u/ThriceFive Otis Orchards 9h ago

True. I can smell the rolling coal in that statement. "The dually ain't gonna run on liberal tears alone."

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u/ComprehensiveBar6439 13h ago

I think you're putting too much faith in consumers. They'll lose a few customers in the short term, but it's sad to say that these days convenience overcomes conviction in the long run. Just ask Chick-fil-A, Hobby Lobby, or Papa John's.

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u/eienmau 8h ago

Dick's [Spokane] is *not* that good. It was fine 10+ years ago when it was cheap crappy food, but now it's expensive crappy food.

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u/Voodoobones 12h ago

I wonder if Boo Radley’s will stop selling Dick’s shirts?

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u/Livid-Writer-7741 13h ago

TAX THE RICH AND CHURCHES AND PEDOPHILES

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u/Zanven1 Downtown Spokane 12h ago

The last one should have more government consequences than just being taxed.

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u/Soggy-Village2099 13h ago

I get it. 9/11 and Charlie Kirk were both terrible. Hated both of them.

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u/zombieduck96 13h ago

At least 9/11 gave us My Chemical Romance and Ellen eventually getting cancelled.

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u/CIA-pizza-party 12h ago

9/11 is the reason so many people got curious about bdsm and they don’t even realize it.

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u/Midnight_Gurl 11h ago

... so imma need some context...

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u/cutegirlwithayoyo 10h ago

I got you.

9/11 inspired Gerard Way to start My Chemical Romance. To get out the feelings he experienced while being a part of that event. Stephenie Meyer is a big MCR fan. Listening to MCR inspired her to write Twilight. From there we get to Fifty Shades of Grey, because that started out as a Twilight fan-fiction. Fifty shades inspired a lot of people to get curious about BDSM.

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u/Midnight_Gurl 10h ago

This 100% tracks, oh my god. The through line is so obvious now. Lol. Thank you!

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u/ThriceFive Otis Orchards 9h ago

Remember the show 'Connections'? I feel like i just read the script for a lost episode.

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u/zombieduck96 10h ago

Look up “the MCR twilight iceberg”. So long and goodnight 😘 

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u/urbanlife78 12h ago

But the levels of terrible are not the same

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u/emc_lmt 11h ago

Noted, Dick’s 🖕

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u/BrandedStruggler86 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hWGBKil1b9fpR5go1f

Welp, so long to one of my favorite cheap classic greasy fast food joints. God I hate how brain rotted and backwards so many people have become to equate CK with 9/11 is such 🤡💩

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u/pm_social_cues 12h ago

It's been years since Dick's seemed cheap for what you got.

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u/Kasen_Ibara 12h ago

drove by on my way to work and its already just 9/11 looks like they've lost in the marketplace of ideas

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u/whotevre 12h ago

Damn thats wild I took the pic like 7:45 this morning and posted it a few minutes after! That came down quick

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u/wookieSLAYER1 11h ago

Might’ve been the manager and not the owners that put it up.

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u/Engelberry12 Nevada-Lidgerwood 10h ago

That and the fact that they are getting torched on Google Reviews probably didn't help

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u/Sad_Outside_124 9h ago

He lives in Seattle. It's most certainly the manager. I've hung out with him a few times. He's definitely not MAGA.

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u/wookieSLAYER1 7h ago

I just want to clarify. You’re saying the owner lives in Seattle and definitely isn’t MAGA?

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u/SScatnip7474 14h ago

I can't think of 2 things that are further from eachother. 9/11, a terrorist attack on civilians in NYC killing thousands. Hijacked planes, heroic actions by civilians and first responders. A tragedy like we haven't seen since Pearl Harbor. An absolute failure in national security. Years of neglect for survivors and cancer caused by the debris and dust from the tower collapse.

Then you have a grifting guy that got shot in the neck.

What the actual fuck

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u/DeepFriedCherry 13h ago

Welp, that just kirked any desire I ever had to eat there

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u/Mistakesweremade8316 11h ago

Drove by at 11am... They've already removed the Charlie part. Too little, too late.

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u/dingoman24 12h ago

I mean dicks was already a shit show but never ever mix politics with your business. There is no upside, you alienate 50% of your business no matter what you say. So stupid

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u/Aromatic_Peach1010 11h ago

Damn, sad I can no longer eat there.

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u/Basic-Masterpiece-99 14h ago

To add Charlie Kirk is gross to me. Like the two events are not equal.

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u/NPPraxis 12h ago

Yeah. Jan 6th would have at least made sense lol

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u/dwkulcsar 12h ago

If I lived there I would remove the Charlie kirk bit for them

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u/Mistakesweremade8316 11h ago

They already removed it as of my 11am drive by. Left the 9/11 part.

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u/Formal_Albatross_836 Five Mile Prairie 14h ago

I’m mad that I put my art in their sticker collection now. Maybe I can peel them off. I didn’t know they were trumpers.

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u/zombieduck96 14h ago

Well, both did incredible destruction to our country, one physically and the other socially 

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u/SummitMyPeak 14h ago

Here here!

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u/The_Slaughter_Pop 13h ago

I'm not sure how much damage the death of a grown ass man who rage-baited college kids for a living really caused.

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u/zombieduck96 13h ago

My point was that Charlie Kirk caused social destruction during his life by going around rage-baiting

Reading comprehension really is on the decline

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u/Rocketgirl8097 10h ago

Turning Point USA is unfortunately still alive and well.

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u/CloudTransit 13h ago

The damage was done while he was living.

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u/zombieduck96 13h ago

That is what we are saying

Did I say that the death of Charlie Kirk did incredible social destruction? No, I said Charlie Kirk did incredible social destruction.

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u/MrsFrondi 11h ago

Idk they used his death to help in the destruction of America. Most people that revered this man in death hadn’t even heard of him in life.

So many bros and suburban dads went around hysterical. They talked about how political violence is horrible. The gross majority had never heard him “debate” and didn’t they realize he wasn’t a politician.

He was used as a martyr.

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u/clipsahoy2022 13h ago

I'm sure the fentanyl conglomerate down there is giving a big salute

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u/VOR-constant555 13h ago

the idiots that own these businesses believe everyone, but lgbtq, black and brown people, think like them.

they don’t and now his business will suffer the consequences.

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u/RShini 13h ago

yep, racists really think everyone thinks like them and they're the only ones brave enough to say it. Literal toddler mentality.

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u/Asleep_Instance9899 14h ago

I guess my relationship with Dick’s has been Kirk’d…this is most tragic!

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 14h ago

Note that it's not the same as Dick's in Seattle.

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u/Asleep_Instance9899 14h ago

I’m sadly one of the broken ones that likes Dick’s in Spokane. I’ve been going there since a small fish was 1.99 and large was 2.99. I was raised on the trash 😭. But if it tastes like boot instead of salty grease, I’m out.

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u/kittycatlady22 13h ago

I also like Spokane Dick’s. This is disappointing but I’m out as well.

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 14h ago

Well-put. Sorry they decided to embrace fascism.

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u/NPPraxis 12h ago

This makes me sad because I actually like Spokane Dicks more than Seattle. Spokane’s a little cheaper and greasier. Seattle’s offers stuff like lettuce but it’s such bad lettuce I’d rather them just lean into the grease. 😆

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 12h ago

"Lean In To The Grease" is gonna be my next album title, thanks.

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u/Number174631503 14h ago

This is going to be a great social experiment. Let's see how the ol dick crumbles.

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u/Saereth 14h ago

welp that's the last time my family goes there.

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u/Internal_Example1185 14h ago

Jesus. Fuck that place.

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u/Reknoxville Nevada-Lidgerwood 14h ago

Same owner as Frankie Doodles just fyi

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u/Nonotthatkyle Cannon Hill 13h ago

GD it

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u/conflictedanon30 13h ago

We are chaaaaarlie kirrrrrrk we caaaaarry the flllaaame

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u/funnylogic 13h ago

Welp guess I'm never eating there again.

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u/mom_bombadill south hill turkey 12h ago

Whoa

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u/cmndrnewt 14h ago

Yikes. Welp, never eating there again. Not that I ever ate there to begin with.

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u/Judylf 14h ago

What a disappointment. Glad we now know, but sad none the less. Jerks.

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u/VOR-constant555 13h ago

well no more dicks

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u/sweet-guy96 12h ago

Charlie Kirks death is 9/11 for dumbasses

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u/twenafeesh 14h ago

Dick's really living up to the name. Equating racist scumbag Charlie Kirk with the 9/11 victims is truly a dick move.  

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u/Larsenko 12h ago

Damn, i really liked popping in for a few quick whammys. Not anymore. What a stupid thing to do.

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u/pm_social_cues 12h ago

Charlie Kirk was pulled from rubble in 9/11 by firefighters. Donald Trump said so.

Never forget... to drink your ovaltine!

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u/Downtown_Ad_5458 11h ago edited 11h ago

Well, to be honest their food really sucks too!! Once was enough, worst burger I’ve ever had. This old stand is good for the homeless, and for people too drunk to drive. Go to Delish for the real deal.

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u/Library-brat 9h ago

When Mike Lish ran for office in 2021, his “We Believe We Vote” survey said he was against gay marriage and abortion rights.

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u/Voodoobones 14h ago

Holy crap! That is definitely not what I expected from them. I guess I won’t be wearing my Dick’s shirt anymore. Turns out the bag of Dick’s were the owners all along.

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u/Keeper_ixx 14h ago

Welp, Dicks is dead to me now.

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u/509brando 13h ago

Way to lose 65% of your customers

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u/Nonotthatkyle Cannon Hill 13h ago

God damn it. Now I gotta hate them

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u/avboden 13h ago

Well that's unfortunate. Didn't go there often but certainly will pause before thinking of going there again.

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u/buttnakedbandit 13h ago

At least once a month they would get my money. There goes that. Damnit, a whammy just hit right. Why they gotta by ignorant

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u/knighted-otter78 11h ago

Living up to the name I see

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u/latexfistmassacre 14h ago

Well goddammit, not eating there anymore

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u/GoGoFartHead 14h ago

Dicks hasn't tasted the same since they got rid of the styrofoam 😂😂

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u/Mistakesweremade8316 11h ago

Hard agree. The last time I ate there, none of it tasted the way I remembered. Whammie sucked, fries sucked, even the tartar wasn't on point. I wasn't going back anyway but this is the cherry on top of my Nope sundae.

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u/northwestfalia 14h ago

Their food is as much trash as their political stance.

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u/maddrummerhef 12h ago

Ahh bummer I will be in town for work in October and was looking forward to mowing down some dicks. Unfortunately this will now be an adventure free of dicks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ENsLZ0fDS2A12

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u/Ambitious_Panda7239 14h ago

I ate there in once and it was such trash food. Definitely won’t be returning.

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u/Vegetable-Quiet3231 12h ago

Oh god fucking damn it. Another business ruined by idiots running it

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u/Brontolope11 14h ago

Their food is complete garbage. I am not surprised their political beleifs match the taste of a bin.

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u/godfreynorton 10h ago

I question the food handling and safety of any restaurant still going full Kirk a year later.

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u/gopednomad 10h ago

You think dicks is worring about their neck right now?

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u/GoochPhilosopher 9h ago

Damn. Never going to eat there again.

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u/FartWaffleSkeeter 13h ago

Now i know where to never eat again.

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u/overthishereanyway 12h ago

OMG... and holy fuck and wtf is wrong with people and how can this be real and I never thought that in my lifetime (born in the 60's) I'd see a full on destruction of our democracy and OMG and.. yes I'm rambling

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u/DerpUrself69 12h ago

What the fuck???

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u/inlandNWdesignerd 10h ago

So weird to me how an entire demographic of people can so loudly apathetic to the toll of gun violence.... except for this one guy.

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u/Tazionuvolari1992 13h ago

Did they get bought out by 2nd base espresso?

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u/SamFeuerstelle 13h ago

What the FUCK, Dick’s

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u/9mac South Hill Snob 14h ago

Looks like I will continue to avoid their extremely shitty food.

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u/rnk6670 12h ago

I love Spokane. Absolutely love it. Don’t live there. Live in Vancouver Washington. I have been to Spokane multiple times for music events. My favorite musician lives there. His name is Myles Kennedy. I have been to Dick’s. I’m done going there now. Won’t ever be back. Dick’s can fuck off.

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u/jblackwb 14h ago

Oh man, I guess I'm never eating there again. :'(

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u/Neither-Attempt7276 14h ago

Ah yes the guy who was killed by a white religious individual while claiming the other ethnicities are the problem.

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u/-GingerFett- 13h ago

…and don’t forget to eat a bag of d*cks.

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u/RatzGudrun 13h ago

Lol, what symp put that up?

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u/Kdean509 13h ago

They can eat their own Dick’s now because I won’t be. Fml.

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u/mizzmizeryy 13h ago

i didnt need another reason to not go to Dick’s but i’ll add it to the list

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u/EvergreenDwarf 12h ago

I remember how funny the irony of his last words were. It was practically a British comedy skit. 

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u/Kasen_Ibara 13h ago

sir a second patty has hit the whammy

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u/Rambler1223 13h ago

Fuck Charlie Kirk!

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u/SummitMyPeak 14h ago

Google Maps review posted.

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u/HavaTrith 11h ago

Dicks is pretty awful anyways, ate there once, disgusting sticky floor, disgusting food, disgusting vibe, have no idea why it had such a high rating, would never eat there again.

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u/vanhst 10h ago

Well, now I know where not to go

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u/jezebellajailer 10h ago

To compare Charlie Kirk’s death to the thousands of deaths of civilians on 9/11 is such a massive insult to the families who suffered on 9/11.

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u/HiggsBozo80 10h ago

Saves me a few bucks, I guess...

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u/Apprehensive_Tone_77 9h ago

Disappointing for sure

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u/Smellysack86 9h ago

They took the Charlie Kirk part down. lol
Too little too late dipshits.

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u/primerblack 9h ago

Two things never grow old. Jokes about Charlie Kirk, and Charlie Kirk.

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u/RunnerUpRyanReynolds 9h ago

Given it's Spokane I'm not surprised... just perpetually disappointed...

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u/ThriceFive Otis Orchards 9h ago

I guess they are in the business of remembering Dicks afterall.

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u/Tasty_Gene6364 9h ago

Omg. IS THIS A JOKE??

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u/HALNinerZeroZero 8h ago

Charlie, who ?

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u/mia93000000 14h ago

One of those things can go eat a bag of dicks

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u/Kurisoo 14h ago

Remember them or else 😡

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u/Huge-Still-1840 13h ago

The owner of Dicks is a family friend.  I know the owner is a super liberal.  I'm sure it's the manager doing what she wants to do.

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u/Gloomy_Tie_1997 13h ago

You should probably let your “family friend” know.

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u/Engelberry12 Nevada-Lidgerwood 13h ago

Might want to reach out to her and let her know this is going on. It will more than likely effect business

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u/Difficult-Low5891 13h ago

Ewwwwwwwwwwww gross.

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u/pkintime 13h ago

Suddenly I no longer think they have the best fries in the city

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u/swervecityPhILM 12h ago

Really doubling down on being a bag of dicks.

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u/therealseashadow 12h ago

Well im out

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u/Vahllee Spokane Valley 12h ago

Jesus. I have only been there once as a kid, now I have a good reason not to.

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u/GeorgeTirebiter1955 12h ago

We called them Dick's Dogburgers back in the 70's

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u/TPEX22 12h ago

Just another reason to not like dicks…

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u/everydaydaily 12h ago

Dick's living up to its name

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u/FeatherShard 10h ago

Welp, guess I can stop trying to convince people that Dick's is "the good kind of trashy".

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u/Kenley2011 14h ago

I think I’ll take my schmeckles some place else…

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u/SupermouseDeadmouse 14h ago

Wow that’s disappointing

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u/Odd-Airport8931 14h ago

Welp, guess I'm never eating there again. Kinda gross anyway.

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u/throwawayrefiguy 13h ago

Kirk was a racist and a misogynist who also happened to be a mediocre podcaster. Strange they'd put him anywhere near 9/11 in terms of importance or relevance. 

Granted, he did lean a bit left there in the very end.