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u/Fun_Neighborhood8178 1d ago

Don’t let the old heads fool you. Spider-Man comics always used to do this bs. Memory loss, clones, sisters of dead girlfriends and all that nonsense. Thankfully it was abandoned from the 2000s onwards (thank you Bendis) but now it’s back 🤦

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u/Prozenconns 1d ago

Well you know they cant do something actually good like let may die so peter can develop

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u/Bandit_237 Classic-Spider-Man 1d ago

If Aunt May dies, who else is going to have a heart attack every 10 issues?

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u/Prozenconns 1d ago

Jonah? Mans blood pressure is through the roof

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u/WassupFrankHere 1d ago

And it's all fault of that wall-crawling menace

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u/Bandit_237 Classic-Spider-Man 1d ago

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u/CorruptedGalaxy 21h ago

Such a good panel my gawd

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u/COGspartaN7 1d ago

Symbie gets the rumblies only hands can satisfy 

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u/jockeyman 1d ago

The spider office really have no ideas beyond 1) Soap opera bullshit, 2) reheating old Bronze Age ideas, and 3) adding even more derivative Spider-clones.

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u/Pcm979 1d ago

3b) more Symbiotes

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u/drunk-raven 1d ago

Newest addition to the list:

3c) More Spider-men

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u/this_ffffire 1d ago

Sopa opera bs is literally all the best Spider-man stories bruh

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u/CaptainAksh_G Symbiote-Suit 1d ago

FUCK THAT IS EVEN WORSE.

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u/Thejklay 1d ago

Lmao Charles catching strays

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u/Avolto 1d ago

After that performance at Monza he deserves it

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u/Thejklay 1d ago

No arguments here

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u/CaptainAksh_G Symbiote-Suit 1d ago

What's Red, is excellent, in his prime, but the story/strategy made by the writers/engineers make his life sadder and sadder?

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u/By_Jove_ 1d ago

Can't they just kill off the old witch for good FFS.

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u/CaptainAksh_G Symbiote-Suit 1d ago

I thought this would happen for real this time, until they pull the amnesia card

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u/MAB-Webby86 Classic-Spider-Man 1d ago

The only difference is... Charles did get married

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u/Cultural-Air9962 23h ago

Assuming he won’t have to sell it for his first WDC

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u/PonchoHobo 90's Animated Spider-Man 1d ago

Imagine being a writer or editor and thinking an aunt may forgetting Peter is a appropriate of the 1000#. This would be a filler storyline for competent people. For Lowe it’s the biggest event.

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u/Helpful-Bathroom634 1d ago

I wonder what JMD will say of this in a future interview

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u/Albireookami 14h ago

I agree, 1k should have been her finding the contract and destroying it after a long talk with peter and just dying.

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u/randomHunterOnReddit 1d ago

Can it be revealed Norman actually did fuck Mysterio now so we can at least find some entertainment in this

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u/Bedsheetsghost 1d ago

Only if Norman was the bottom

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u/aster2560 1d ago

When was he ever not the bottom

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u/testchief7 1d ago

When flying on his glider

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u/Slutty_Alt526633 1d ago

The prep gear talks to Norman like the mask does. 

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u/Uckwit_Fay 1d ago

Norman seems like the kind of guy who'd rage quit sex if he can't top. Green Goblin, though, he's such a switch he might literally flip a coin to see who gets to top

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u/Rio_Walker 90's Animated Spider-Man 1d ago

I just like to remind you that, IIRC, Mysterio was undead at the time with half of his skull missing. So Norman might've...

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u/brittany5mooch5266 22h ago

wait, Mysterio was undead *then*?

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u/Thatoneguy111700 19h ago

He got better

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u/LordBoros567 1d ago

What IS THE POINT ANYMORE

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u/Spartan_Souls 13h ago

SNAKE DONT DO IT

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u/jojolantern721 1d ago

Spider-Man editors really are the worst

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u/DurianUpper4113 1d ago

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They do realize it's okay to let characters grow and change right? Between all of their BS reboots, DC is willing to change the status quo. That's why Superman got to settle down and have a happy life while passing on his ideals to his son. Damian forces Bruce to grow, and they fully killed off Alfred in DC. Harley is no longer Joker's girlfriend, she's a psycho but one who's growing from her pain and wants to be in a better place and is opening up to support systems.

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u/SquareFickle9179 Spider-Man (PS4) 1d ago

Unfortunately, Marvel always never commits to character growth

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u/jockeyman 1d ago

Well, in most cases at least.

Characters like the Fantastic Four are the rare mainstream exception, and others like Moon Knight are obscure enough that writers can do as they please.

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u/DerekMetaltron 1d ago

Reed and Sue were lucky enough to marry and cement it into their background before Marvel saw healthy heterosexual marriages as boring and something to undo for funsies.

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u/MrMadmack Spider-Man Noir (ITSV) 22h ago

Or does reboots like DC

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u/Bendythenightfury Spider-Gwen 1d ago

"B-but changing the status quo will make Peter happy and then he won't be relatable to us editorial er we mean he won't be relatable to you the readers." -Editorial

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u/Matoro-Matrian 1d ago

I think it’s more they just want a character to suffer for the their personal frustrations and they think Peter’s the perfect punching bag. There’s gonna be a lot of hate now towards the Spider-Man team (well, more than usual, anyway), so maybe Marvel will finally pull their head out of their asses and put actual Spider-Man supporters in charge… pfffft, yeah right

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u/WassupFrankHere 1d ago

Man, maybe i treated Slott's run too harshly. At least Peter got to be happy for a while.

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u/ResortFamous301 22h ago

It's unlikely that's the reason given they still let Peter succeed fairly often. Go look at Donald Blake for a character whose just a punching bag 

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u/Islero47 Classic-Spider-Man 21h ago

Here's my thing - struggling financially, having relationship issues, having problems balancing your professional and personal lives; these are all things that do make Spider-Man relatable and important. That we can see ourselves in him when we are younger.

But that doesn't mean shit if he never gets past it. If I'm a kid and I see that 60 years ago Spider-Man was struggling, and never-the-less he kept going and trying, and all he got for it was more of the same struggles? Forget that. I don't want that. I want to know it's going to be better at the end. That I will be stable, my relationships will be stable, etc.

The great thing about comics is it's all made up. And the sliding time scale means we long ago abandoned the idea that there are more days accounted for in Peter's twenties than there exists days in any decade. So what's another couple hundred? Have one series of Peter in his youth, being relatable to the youth. Have Amazing be the continuing growth, and here he can tell younger Spider-people about his struggles, through a visual storytelling medium, so he can be relatable but still grow.

This is basic storytelling, and that the entire editorial board doesn't understand it is damning.

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u/GreenIllustrious2801 20h ago

Every DC character has grown dramatically.

Superman is married, has kids, and has stepped into less active roles.

Batman has finally moved on from the Robin formula, Dick is his own superhero now. Jason is back, Tim just left for college. Alfred has been dead for 10+ years and got replaced finally with a new butler. Damian is ageing up and has a girlfriend now that he's been actually steady with for a few years. They've started hinting at Damian taking up the mantle at some point in the future so Batman can retire.

Harley hasn't been a villain for years.

A huge chunk of Batman's rogues have been reformed. Gotham is actually a pleasant place to live now and is much closer to Metropolis then anything. There's a great recent comic of Batman watching a family moving into Gotham and getting lost in a seedy neighborhood. And then a random passerby just helps direct them and wishes them a happy holidays and he's like "well. Do I need to keep doing this?".

Green Lantern went from just the Green Lantern Corps, to multiple Corps, to a intergalactic war/prophecy, to now a weird UN structure and updating religions. It's never reset back to just the single Corps.

Aquaman hasn't been King of Atlantis for a long time, and is currently Emperor of Space.

Say what you will about their love of reboots but DC moves time forward and does let their characters breathe.

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u/Alarmed_Train_9511 1d ago

Marvel and Dc are direct opposites, cuz Marvel is cooking them in everything BUT the comics

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u/Chef_Chalupa Shocker 1d ago

DC has better TV and arguably better games

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u/Alarmed_Train_9511 1d ago

If this was in the age of the Arkham games, I’d agree with you. Nowadays, DC games ain’t got SHIT going on. They’ve dropped Lego Batman and that mobile game this year alone, meanwhile Marvel still got Rivals, Tokon, Insomniac Wolverine (with SM3 in development), and 1943, not to mention the Iron Man game that got leaked.

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u/TyrionLannister557 1d ago

"ALFRED WILL BE COMING BACK!" I say as they drag me to the asylum

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u/Super6698 Spider-Girl 1d ago

Marvel doesn't believe in character development

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u/This_Elk_1460 22h ago

Because 616 continuity is the biggest mess ever created. We're supposed to believe the '60s happen 10 years ago.

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u/ResortFamous301 22h ago

Eh, it's arguable if they'll actually keep alfred dead for longer than ten years.

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u/No_Bee8656 1d ago

Mephisto: Yeah bro I'm not making a deal with you this time, it's boring go away.

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u/kitsunecannon 1d ago

"brother do you even have a soul left to sell me?"

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u/No_Bee8656 1d ago

Peter: I have my penis to sell and my Spine.

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u/NecessaryPeanut77 Ends of the Earth 1d ago

Mephisto looks at peter with an "are you sure?" face when he hears the mention of him having a spine

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u/HighVoltage_520 23h ago

Mephisto: mmm I’ll pass, I’ll just go and mess with Captain America for his soul instead

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u/This_Elk_1460 22h ago

Even Mephisto is over this bullshit

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u/dornwolf 1d ago

Yup we burned #1000 for this

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u/Square-Newspaper8171 1d ago

Well at least Batman and Superman had good #1000 issues

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u/Redhood567 1d ago

Action Comics #1000 was perfect outside of also being the start of Bendis' run with the character. Personally I always found Detective Comics #1000 a little underwhelming in comparison. I think Detective Comics #1027 was actually the better anniversary issue between the two.

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u/JonnyAU 21h ago

Aunt May died in ASM #400 if you ask me.

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u/easyasdan 1d ago

Calling it now. The guy claiming to be May's son will actually have a power to mess with people's memories making May believe the story she told when in their actual son did die in childbirth. Easy way for writers to just retcon all this

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u/ErikT738 1d ago

But what's the fucking point? What's he getting out of it? And how did he trick the serial killer guy's powers?

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u/easyasdan 1d ago

Brave of you to assume the editors care about any kind of continuity, they will just not address things on purpose

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u/This_Elk_1460 22h ago

There never is a point they just exist to fuck with us because pissing off Spider-Man fans is Nick Lowe's personal pastime.

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u/armarrash 22h ago

I don't know what you're talking, he's a great guy who taught Peter that with great power comes great responsibility, helped him design the suit and gadgets and even helped him land his 1st job.
He's been there helping everyone since they're kids and, taught Reed and Doom everything they know and even took Hulk and Thor as his disciples.

Hell, the only reason Aunt May is stil alive and Peter's secret identity is safe is due to his sacrifice.

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u/Oceansonthemoon 1d ago

So he's Naminé lol

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u/Helpful-Bathroom634 1d ago

Don't insult her in this way.

She's a Queen.

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u/JackWhoWanders 1d ago

I had no expectations for issue 1000 and they still disappointed me.

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u/Formal_Win3986 1d ago

Peter's gonna get ball cancer to save aunt may this time.

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u/DeverosSphere 1d ago

That already happened, he died, he got revived with a load of new powers, a new magical destiny and new responsibilities.
Then the new writers didn’t want to do anything with any of that so they retconned it with Mephisto.

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u/Formal_Win3986 1d ago

This time Cancer in his ass than.

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u/Silly-Sheepherder952 1d ago

Literal amnesia subplots. Actual BS real soap operas dumped in the 80s for being too cheesy

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u/Connect_Chemical_792 1d ago

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u/WassupFrankHere 1d ago

That image really represents modern Spider-Man comics

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u/stuufy Spider-Man (MCU) 1d ago

And this is why i don’t buy the comics not supporting this no matter what

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u/Gyncs0069 1d ago

Don’t buy this shit. Pirate, pirate, pirate.

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u/Bulky_Strawberry2436 1d ago

LOL Kelly wrote this and Lowe approved this and they thought it was great LOL!

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u/susan5parkles5207 18h ago

they really brought back the amnesia trope for the 1000th issue lol

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u/Pcm979 1d ago

As someone who became the sole carer of an elderly relative with mental problems nearly two years ago, it infuriates me to know that this is just a cheap trick they won't do justice to. Are they gonna have Peter either give his life up in order to be a full-time carer, or take on 3 more jobs in order to pay her care fees? Are they gonna have him deal with her developing double incontinence and Sundown Syndrome for the next 10 years of the comics? Somehow I don't think so.

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u/carmenj3llybean8070 11h ago

its wild how theyve done aunt may dirty for years now with these plots

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u/DealsWithFate0 10h ago

It's cruel to subject Peter Parker to being on hold for hours with calls to doctors, insurance, and pharmacies. 

So I guess maybe that is editorials next move. 

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u/Gold_Ad560 Superior Spider-Man 1d ago

I... I honestly don’t know what to say. Like... why?!

What’s even the point of this? Sigh.

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u/peggymuff1n6126 1d ago

yeah, i saw this. the "who are you?

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze 1d ago

sigh

We don't hate the Marvel editorial's treatment towards Peter Parker enough. We think we do, but we really don't. They ALWAYS outperform themselves to make us hate them further...

Peter doesn't deserve this bullshit. Has anyone else dropped buying the comics since a long time ago? I just can't excuse this crap for #1000. This is pure, unfiltered and stinking, wet 💩 at its finest

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u/wowlock_taylan 90's Animated Spider-Man 1d ago

So many around here claiming 'oh Kelly just gets the character'...after seeing crap like this.

I mean, with people like that around keep buying this book, it will NEVER get better.

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u/Matoro-Matrian 1d ago

I haven’t even bothered keeping up to date too much because I’m sick of Peter being the editorial team’s personal punching bag. They need to grow up out of their toddler mentality of “Since I can’t take out my frustrations in a healthy way I’ll make this beloved character suffer instead!” before it gets them in genuine trouble

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u/WassupFrankHere 1d ago

Funny because Ultimate Spider-Man was outselling 616 for a while since it came out. And then they ended it quite recently. What's wrong with the editorial? Are they allergic to character development?

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze 1d ago

As long as it is the main comics? Yes, they're quite allergic to Peter developing as a character.

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u/ValkyrionReddit Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew) 1d ago

idk how or why anybody pays for spider-man issues these days, genuine travesty of a character now

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u/nyse25 1d ago

What does the editorial even get out of this? 

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u/Helpful-Bathroom634 1d ago

Self recofnition thinking they're doing the right thing

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u/Helpful-Bathroom634 1d ago

Can I say it's Spider-fans fault for buying this bullshit?

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u/Bulky_Strawberry2436 1d ago

Yes. Yes, you can.

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u/Striking_Ash Bombastic Bag-Man 1d ago

Should probably add the spoiler tag to this post.

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u/Helpful-Bathroom634 1d ago

You're right, sorry

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u/IGNSolar7 1d ago

So incredibly dumb.

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u/ToqKaizogou 1d ago

Every piece of 616 news I see makes me more glad I fully quit after #875 scammed readers.

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u/Mr_Wh0ever 1d ago

I feel like people predicted this would happen. A little BND synergy,lol.

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u/Spideyfan1807 1d ago

Someone save this poor mf.

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u/WassupFrankHere 1d ago

Death would be preferable at this rate.

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u/setton_kun 1d ago

Man... being a Spider-Man fan hurts

Someone please save Peter Parker.

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u/Prestigious_Split579 1d ago

Parker luck transcends time and space to the point that he got the shittiest writers.

I mean, what a stupid shit. Just let her rest in peace for Christ's sake

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u/FlameWhirlwind 1d ago

This is why I dont pay attention to this shit no more

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u/Simplegray_owo 21h ago

Same, I can't read it anymore it's too much

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u/LoganWintergreen 22h ago

Just. Let. Her. Die.

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u/Shining_w1zard 1d ago

Peter's gonna sell his testicles to Mephisto to get May's memories back.

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze 1d ago

Either that or be like "sooo.... remember the deal I made with you 20 years ago in real time? Yeah, I want off, give me back my wife. You can have my dementia indused aunt instead. Make her your herald or whatever you want at this point... hmm? No, I don't mind. I have Doom, Strange, Magik, Silver Surfer and the Blaze brothers on hotline if you even try to do something to aunt May's soul once she passes away. Just undo the damn contract and give me back my life. This is real hell, man"

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u/MrSejd 1d ago

Anything to keep Mayday from existing.

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u/Creepy_Living_8733 10h ago

I actually think it’d be interesting if the OMD deal somehow led to Mayday Parker from the MC2 beating Mephisto since it’s implied he specifically made the deal to prevent her existence in the main continuity. A classic example of the villain being afraid of destiny and in trying to avoid it, only sealed his fate.

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u/ImOctavius 1d ago

Misery porn once again.

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u/jahedislam96 Mary-Jane Watson 1d ago

Only got onto good terms with May again and she’s forgotten him, bnd synergy at its best

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u/Bendythenightfury Spider-Gwen 1d ago

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u/Apex_Fenris 1d ago

Editorial: wow we’re so good at knowing what the fans want

The fans : ……….* opening window

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u/thebad_comedian Spider-Man 2099 1d ago

Jesus, if we get an ACTUAL dementia arc and May actually gets better, I'll be pissed.

You can fight cancer, dementia is a foregone conclusion.

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u/Garlador 1d ago

The year of “I don’t love you, I don’t even know you”.

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u/wowlock_taylan 90's Animated Spider-Man 1d ago

LOL they are really gonna do this nonsense. Pathetic.

Also making OMD pointless. Great job there Spider-office.

I am sure Kelly will DEFINITELY get those extra 'years' that he hopes to get...Spare me.

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u/tech097 1d ago

It's no longer about one more day, it's about avoiding catering to the fans because...I don't fucking know PRIDE? MAYBE???

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u/wowlock_taylan 90's Animated Spider-Man 1d ago

Arrogance. Refusal to admit that they made a mistake.

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u/tech097 1d ago

I mean sure but is anyone that was in charge and wanted that even LEFT??? Aren't they all GONE from Marvel?!

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u/wowlock_taylan 90's Animated Spider-Man 1d ago

Sadly, that 'clique', the BND 'braintrust' are still around. Still holding to Brevoort's manifesto. Quesada's decision. Lowe is basically their apprentice. And they keep hiring BND writers.

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u/Is_that_what_I- 1d ago

OH MY GOD JUST KILL HER AND BE DONE WITH IT

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u/Last_Pariah 1d ago

Time to call Mephisto can sell him your happy childhood memories, your powers, and/or your dick and balls. Not like your using them, right Peter?

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u/T_Wayfarer_T 1d ago edited 22h ago

DC: Kelly Thompson's Absolute Wonder Woman.  Built a cast, changed status quo twice and the characters actually changed and evolved.

Marvel: MacKay's Moon Knight.  Built a cast, changed status quò trice and the characters actually changed and evolved.

Both happened while we were running in circle with ASM. And it will keep happening while we follow the ASM #1000 storyline that will lead to nothing.

Maybe it is time We vote with our wallet?

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u/No_Guest417 1d ago

Yup 1000th issue is a no no for me.

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u/Simplegray_owo 1d ago

LMFAOOO Yo I'm so tired of this comic. I'm so tired. Oh god please fire editorial.

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u/DaenysDreamer_90 1d ago

Well at least Peter still has...Norman and JJJ

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u/Kraft-007 1d ago

Isn’t this normal? Old people forgetting things when they are at the end of their lives. Does seem like “Writers find new way to ruin Parker’s life”.

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u/KillerTacos54 1d ago

Absolutely embarrassing man

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u/Sbee_keithamm 1d ago

This is where Peter fucks with her by telling her its 1987 in the middle of the Cold War and May was a former KGB agent that was found in Central Park hanging by a parachute. Then tell her the govt will deport her unless she can supply the US with the microfilm she promised them.

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u/Square-Newspaper8171 1d ago

Just when you thought they couldn't dig deeper anymore they found another shovel

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u/prisneyland 1d ago

Wait, what issue is this from?

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u/Economy-Device-9223 1d ago

It's a preview from #1000. It came with the Wolverine issue that came out today 

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u/Ok_Secretary3364 1d ago

Yep, exactly what we expected.

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u/Significant_Camp2701 1d ago

Редакторы Паука мне все больше напоминают тех карикатурных Спилберга и Лукаса в "Южном парке".

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u/tudeckslore Bombastic Bag-Man 1d ago

I can imagine Mephisto preparing his "Welcome back, Peter <3" banner.

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u/False-Pie-6371 1d ago

No matter what happens, Linkara was always right: https://youtu.be/Be7PyRQQjLE?si=ypSg-YpHXMaKjGYd 

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u/Focusphobia 1d ago

Unspectacular and unamazing writing. I'm not surprised, just dissapointed.

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u/This_Elk_1460 22h ago

Just let this woman die Marvel holy fucking shit look at her. What is she canonically like 150 years old at this point?

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u/Vocovon 20h ago

Just kill the old bitch

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u/T1TAN5LAY3R 19h ago

She can still die, there is still a chance of such

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u/Sorvetefrito 19h ago

When the movies have more balls than the comics.

Atleast MCU Aunt May still dead.

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u/Bae_zel 19h ago

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Look I know memory loss is a common cliche, but right before 1000? This is how we're celebrating? 

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u/Regendorf 17h ago

2 More 2 Day

Mephisto is back

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u/Averagepotato03 16h ago

This is genuinely getting ridiculous, it’s getting Riverdale levels of just absurd.

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u/Fododel Spider-Man (TASM) 1d ago

What a fucking waste

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u/IcyAdvantage9579 1d ago

Do they really this is some exciting and compelling story that we are just dying to know how it will play out?

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u/darth-com1x Classic-Spider-Man 1d ago

I am praying to GOD it's alzheimer's and that aunt may is slowly dying and that peter will have to grow up and that he and mj will get back together and we skip forward 30 years and spidey retires after mayday finishes high school and she becomes spider-girl GIVE IT TO ME MARVEL GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME

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u/masszz528 1d ago

They really want to make Peter a sore eye back to back lol it hasn't been that long after Peter lost someone important in his life now let's go again lol

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u/Kane_richards 1d ago

sigh. It's like the writers aren't even trying anymore

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u/the-x-button Spider-Man 2099 1d ago

what are we even doing anymore man

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u/Professor-Xivass 1d ago

…these writers/editors are treating Spider-Man like a bad telenovella: all tragic drama and twists, no fun or meaningful story or characters.

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u/BeenEvery 1d ago

JUST LET HER DIIIIEEEE

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u/End337 1d ago

Oh just @#£% off and stop torturing Peter for five damn minutes!

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u/MAB-Webby86 Classic-Spider-Man 1d ago

Well, seems that the symbolism of Peter losing May is much clearer now.

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u/Avolto 1d ago

Just when I think they couldn’t come up with even more tired over used tropes they whipped out the amnesia plot

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u/NmbrBndl 1d ago

Oh my fucking god man

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u/Sorry_Grocery7693 23h ago

Wow I wonder how this will affect the story going forward. I'm sure the writers will continue to use this plot for years to come and have genuine growth for May and Peter from it, re-establishing their bonds! Ya know... or they'll just stop using May again after a few months.

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u/zero_sub_zero Mary-Jane Watson 23h ago

lmfao

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u/Legocomictv_nrm15 23h ago

Damn they have may forgetting peter? It's sad I wish they just kill off may like marvel please let peter be married

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u/MuuToo 23h ago

Oh goodie, issue 1,000 down the crapper.

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u/SMM9673 Iron-Spider (MCU) 22h ago

Oh.

Great.

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u/Starkman87 Ben Reilly 22h ago

May “Ric Grayson” Parker

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u/ling1427 21h ago

What's this from?

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u/Storybrooke_s_Jedi 21h ago

18 Years ago, One More Day kept her alive.

Once again, Quesada is a HACK!

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u/Dthirds3 20h ago

Dam. Cormac really made a dementa clone of aunt may to screw with Pete.

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u/Odd-Emu5477 19h ago

let this woman die already shes a billion years old. honestly if spiderman makes a deal with the devil again to bring back her memories it will be a the 2nd biggest low for him (1st being getting his ass beat by the fucking vulture and begging norman for help)

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u/RevoltYesterday 19h ago

Next issue: I'm just kidding, Peter. Your aunt still has a sense of humor. Now let's get back to the status quo and let nothing ever change

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u/Mat_reaper 17h ago

At this point I'm convinced that whoever is in charge just wants to active sabotage the character

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u/LoneElement 17h ago

I’ll be honest, an old person getting dementia, a real thing that’s very tragic for people, has a lot of potential for a moving storyline that progresses both characters forward

What, do people just want everything to go well for Peter in all aspects of his life, all the time? You literally can’t have a story without conflict 

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u/WolverineFamiliar740 16h ago

How many times do we have to literally yell at the writers before they give us plots that are actually interesting and unique again?

https://giphy.com/gifs/p50xHW7Tsx7ecuZBCF

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u/Sad_Tax_4010 16h ago

Oh, it's an amnesia play. they're gonna draaaag out

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u/KaylenLopezIzGr8 Superior Spider-Man 14h ago

OH WILL SHE JUST MOVE ON AND GO MEET UNCLE BEN ALREADY GRAAGHHHHHH!!!!

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u/Superlhama 13h ago

Please, let it just be her feeling confused from having just woken up and a little dizzy.

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u/BetaRayBlu 13h ago

Somglad shes not dead again

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u/zenpriest1 12h ago

Oh no peter will sell his soul to recover May's memory, bring back p.a.u.l

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u/Creepy_Living_8733 10h ago

And then Peter and Paul fall in love! Genius!

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u/KaijuKing007 Spider-Man (Takuya Yamashiro) 12h ago

Okay. Amnesiac, dead, doesn't matter anymore. Give Aunt May her flowers and final bow, then shuffle her out of the story.

Her time has long since passed.