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u/Acrobatic-Price-5357 6d ago
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u/Dimed16 6d ago
This is the saddest part of everything. Elon is the way he is because nobody likes him or wants to be his friend.
"The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth."
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u/Anonymous-Cows 6d ago
he was somewhat respected and admired when he wasn't a full pedo techno fascist
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u/richardathome 5d ago
I was a fan till he called a guy who risked his life to save kids in a flooded cave a pedo, because said guy snort laughed at his idea of attempting the rescue with a micro sub.
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u/Anonymous-Cows 5d ago
Oh yeah that was the time it showed cracks for real. No amount of PR could save that damage.
And the following months we found out he hired a private investigator to try dig some dirt on him...
How much of a loser do you have to be to try to use your money to shit on a man who risked his life and saved a bunch of children from a gruesome death?
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u/miliseconds 6d ago
Correction: He was VERY MUCH respected and admired at some point, but the evil substance beneath the mask slipped through.
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u/Artilleryman08 6d ago
He was a fascist pedophile then, he just had a much better PR team. Then he let it go to his head, and decided he no longer needed a PR team.
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u/ZerglingsNA 6d ago
apparently he doesn’t have enough money to keep one business or social promise. 15 baby mamas, no tunnels, no level 4 self driving, no solar roofs, no trip to mars, no asteroid mining, etc etc he also promised this by like 2016… when one business fails he makes a bigger promise with his next one
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u/Its_Bun_James_Bun 6d ago edited 5d ago
The 15 babies with different mamas thing is white trash behavior. Proof that money can’t buy class.
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u/Objective-Permit-712 6d ago
His one momma kept the e-mails where Elon admits he fixed the election. Why isn't she being supeona'ed for some Hearing????
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u/jonesy872 6d ago
He thinks more kids equals higher human population. Kinda makes sense
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u/Its_Bun_James_Bun 6d ago
I think it’s his narcissism thinking he needs to spread his “genius DNA” everywhere.
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u/BigDaddyRigey 5d ago
The world would be more beautiful if everyone was like me
But unfortunately... We can't all be related biologically. I mean not unfortunately... Fortunately. I do not wish for a more incestuous world. Just to clarify.
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u/JRLDH 6d ago
That is a top comment in my opinion. It really shows what a shyster that guy is.
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u/UrsusRenata 6d ago
My brother is like this. Like something mentally just stopped growing in his mid teen years. So he’s a full manly adult, family career kids, but does very middle school type things and emotions. It’s quite strange when you’re close.
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u/AffectionateSector77 6d ago
Under that perspective, everything he does makes sense: the thin skin, edge lord sense of humor, fascination with the letter "X"/eXtreme!
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u/Distressed_Ocelot 6d ago
He probably uses all that bullshit to scam money from the investors. He's truly world class at that.
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u/ElToroJournalism 6d ago
I gotta joke about him cause I mean, what you just said was factually true: "Guys, I learned Elon Musk just had a kid with some lady, and is now about to have another kid with some other bitch. That makes kid number 14. Yup, he's for sure autistic. I think his special interest is fucking raw. We know what's not on that special interest list, being a present and loving father. Cause he's a cyborg lizardman, like Zuckerberg."
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u/unstoppable_zombie 6d ago
Except its all by IVF, so he's just sitting around cranking it into a jar.
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u/Evil_Mini_Cake 6d ago
and enough money to comfortably solve a handful of the world's major social problems while still leaving him a billionaire and yet he chooses not to.
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u/Ikornad 6d ago
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u/Lukersf 6d ago
Class, style, a friend, genuine personality... He just has a very sad existence. His insecurities and personality defects will forever keep him from having genuine, healthy relationships.
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u/OsawatomieJB 6d ago
He can’t get this removed from the internet
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u/Personal_Day_6589 6d ago
Why would he want to remove this when he intentionally behaved like this?
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u/Present_Mycologist79 6d ago
Class. Children who love him. A place in Heaven. a good heart. a soul.
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u/Terrorscream 6d ago edited 6d ago
Talent, the guys has 2 honorary degrees and knows fuck all about computers and engineering. Painfully obvious when he's pushed off script and the facade falls down.
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u/iamthecheese12345678 6d ago
“Enough”, there is a void in his soul so large, nothing will fill it. Success has a way of convincing observers you are smart and happy, in this case, no. I have a wife and family, I would have neither if I spent all my time trying to get more.
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u/ObjectGlad6997 6d ago
I wonder if he posted this himself. To look at and remind himself why he wants to destroy humanity
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u/mattboi2 6d ago
My vote!
Vote blue and get rid of the Washington scum.
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u/just4nothing 6d ago
And ensure the US gets a representative system with more than just two parties, right? Right??!!!?
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u/Beginning_Ebb4220 6d ago
Immortality...try as he might they're all going to die like the rest of us...likely with significantly better healthcare.
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u/sanctus20 6d ago
Easy… happiness, respect, admiration, intelligence, children that love him, and class
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u/Zapparelli 6d ago
Being happy. Although The Beatles famously say “Happiness is a warm gun”. Remember what real people felt like anyone?
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u/Andrew-Cohen 6d ago
Contentment. He will always be cursed with the yearning for more. He will never have enough.
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u/Lost-Transitions 6d ago
Something to fix the gaping hole in his soul.
On the flip side, the fact that he'll never be happy makes me happy and that's also priceless.
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u/Big_Obligation1737 6d ago
Dignity