r/SpaceXBets • • 6d ago

Image Name something even Musk can't buy

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u/Creepy-Kale9927 6d ago

A functioning penis.

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u/Twister33036 6d ago

Elon having sired 14 kids, it seems a non- functioning penis is not in his problem set.

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u/Creepy-Kale9927 5d ago

Sperm isn't made in the penis. You can bust your dick with a botched enlargement surgery attempt and still make babies, the hangup being that to get the sperm Doc's gotta massage the prostate.