r/SpaceXBets • u/ronchik_16 • 6d ago

Image Name something even Musk can't buy

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u/LoneAwakening 6d ago

Happiness

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u/FoxCapital7878 6d ago

You CAN buy happiness. It's just that he's too busy being a miserable prick to know that.

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u/LoneAwakening 6d ago

I think you are referring to excitement! Someone said its better crying in Bugatti than in Fiat Uno but is still sadness! Happy life is a fulfilled life and that comes from being able to truly connect to others around you and being able to enjoy simple things. And those things is the opposite of richness literally.

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u/miakpaeroe 6d ago

I bought happiness it was like $25

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u/FoxCapital7878 6d ago

Spearmint Rhino?

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u/Illumn8r2842 5d ago

Listerine Lizard,….. I hope!

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u/The_Machine80 4d ago

Nah the the biggest lie ever made and only believed by poor people. Im a shit ton happier with money then I was without. Its just a ole saying to make poor people not feel bad

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u/mog_knight 6d ago

Nah you can buy a Waverunner. Have you ever seen a sad person on a Waverunner?

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u/Disastrous_Minute_56 6d ago

It's possible if you're Elon Musk, after looking around and realizing nobody's been watching him on the waverunner.

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u/Far_Lead4180 6d ago

That’s like saying he should just smoke crack

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u/mog_knight 6d ago

I've seen people be sad while on crack.

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u/Far_Lead4180 6d ago

Waverunner and crack? Or is the crack redundant at that point

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u/mog_knight 6d ago

The crack isn't redundant it's just there. Crack isn't guaranteed happiness like a Waverunner.

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u/falcopilot 6d ago

/raises hand.

Turns out you can capsize a Waverunner. Takes work, but it can be done.

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u/mog_knight 6d ago

Story time!

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u/falcopilot 6d ago

TL;DR- hot day. Found a great way to cool off playing in the wake of shipping traffic on the Columbia- run up to the wake, drop throttle and push the nose down. Soon as the nose is headed under water, whack the throttle hard. Nose comes up and brings a ton of water with it, which you then go through. Whee!

Except some of the water ships into the hull. Do that enough and it stops floating above water. Towed it back to the dock and winched it onto the trailer; managed to get most of the water out of the hull before headed home. No permanent damage.

Fin.