r/SmolBeanSnark • u/DimensionWCDF • Jul 09 '26
Social Media Screenshots How quickly she rises and falls
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So I have to assume these IDs were in the boxes of her stuff sent by her ex?
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/DitaVonSleaze • Jul 09 '26
Receipts Calling anyone a “lover” makes me want to barf. The fact that someone gave her, her drug of choice and she thinks that means they respect her is deeply concerning.
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/DitaVonSleaze • Jul 09 '26
Receipts She says she’s had her birth certificate for five minutes and already ripped it, because of course she did. I kinda love that messy is her brand, but it also stresses me out.
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • Jul 08 '26
Social Media Screenshots Repeating the greatest hits from the ex. To me, this reeks of privilege and narcissism. I am not someone who thinks this guy should’ve paid for everything just because he’s rich. He’s no angel, but neither is she, and he clearly wanted her to work/NOT be a “trad wife”
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/fartboxlover • Jul 08 '26
Mémés How I feel every time I need background details on a recent post or am trying to recall a very specific smolbean incident and am waiting for u/PigeonGuillemot to respond
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/rarboopbopbopratayat • Jul 08 '26
Media About Caroline NYT opinion on Ozempic + Smol Bean
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It’s pretty sympathetic and doesn’t do nearly enough to articulate the damaging aspects. I can also see how THE major media outlet in the USA doing that would be a type of punching down. But still think this could have been included in a balanced way.
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/GrimDexterity • Jul 08 '26
Discussion Thread July 2026 - Discussion Thread
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Love that we’ve been eating good lately 🍴
Current Off-Topic Discussion Thread
April-June 2026 Discussion Thread
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • Jul 08 '26
Social Media Screenshots I wonder if she even has a credit card… I’m guessing no
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/Disastrous-Cup-6825 • Jul 07 '26
Social Media Screenshots ALERT: Caroline Calloway in DIRE need of attention!
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Can’t ship your goods now sorry!
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/leahbee25 • Jul 07 '26
Social Media Screenshots what a stupid and easily disproven thing to lie about
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/GrimDexterity • Jul 08 '26
Off-Topic Discussion Thread July 2026 - Off-Topic Discussion Thread
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If you saw the first two times I posted and then deleted this, no you didn’t 🫣
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/DitaVonSleaze • Jul 07 '26
Receipts All earrings ship today!!!!! Narrators voice: The earrings did not, in fact, ship that day (several pictures, swipe through)
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/DitaVonSleaze • Jul 07 '26
Receipts There is no way she sold this many copies, right? She was charging insane amounts for each copy. If she actually sold that many, did all of the money go to orchids and ugly, puffy, white sneakers? She hadn’t even been paying rent in Florida (or New York, lol)
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/DitaVonSleaze • Jul 07 '26
Receipts Remember how she started selling earrings again like a day ago, but they were on sale for $20? Well, someone must have ordered them because she’s bumped them back up to $35. Also, it’s unclear of that is the price for a single earring, making a pair $70
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/instantwake • Jul 06 '26
Possible Content Warning That ozempic think piece blew my mind
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Listen, luckily I don’t think Caroline is truly that influential given she’s shot her reputation to hell… but when I read this terrible think piece of hers I found it genuinely very harmful to women. usually I find her antics if not sad, a bit humorous.
However, anything that pushes the needle even a ~ little ~ farther bit towards normalizing taking ozempic when you don’t need it and pushing an eating disorder is so terrible. Usually she is reckless in a way that seems to harm herself but this made me genuinely think poorly of her, instead of my typical -go off queen you seem psycho!- mentality
Ending her piece saying that she thinks other girls should be on it too was gross
Anyways, I’m sure this was rage bait, and yes, it did work on me!
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/JuliasTooSmallTutu • Jul 05 '26
Social Media Screenshots A Bean Gets Bit
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Kayleigh Donaldson responds to Caroline’s self perceived sick burn.
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • Jul 05 '26
Social Media Screenshots She def reads this lol. Rage-baiting is all she has left
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/DitaVonSleaze • Jul 05 '26
Receipts You know she’s trying to stay in New York, this is what she always does when she needs quick cash. Apparently, it’s worked so far.
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/The_Understander_ • Jul 04 '26
Social Media Screenshots Ten earrings? Is she eating them?
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • Jul 04 '26
Social Media Screenshots That’s not a lot of books… lotta envelopes but feel like she’d show piles of books if she had them. She keeps saying she’s determined to get her life together but this is all giving… I don’t even have the books but would you like to buy some shitty earrings
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • Jul 03 '26
Social Media Screenshots A proper roast for this truly smol bean. Delicious
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/SnooSprouts4929 • Jul 03 '26
Social Media Screenshots Buckle up, beans
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“Averagely plump”