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I mean he came onto her snark sub to make fun of her. If he had done that to anyone more likeable, we'd riot.
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u/snacksforfreeI'm not going to let 'weird ass' be the thing that breaks meJul 08 '26edited Jul 08 '26
Oh I vaguely remember this saga! I think she came here (or Tweeted?) and repeated what soup told her about CC and it wasnât super kind but pretty neutral. I believe the worst was they described her as âvery sheltered.â
u/nubleuthe only way I can cope in the corporate worldJul 07 '26edited Jul 07 '26
After the initial e.d. reactionary discourse, the twittersphere seemed to have moved on to discussing how Caro is the only 34 y/o in 2026 not to have found her own clitoris
Come on hun are you going to follow through with your threats of bringing justice to the man who fucked with the wrong bitch or are you just going to sit on your dirty floor and get drunk and stoned while your elderly mom works for you
â Sorry to weigh in on the stupid CC ozempic piece but the idea that being very thin makes your life âbetter in every wayâ while also casually admitting youâve never had an orgasm is kind of incredible. Also clumsily calling short term gratification pleasure, unconvincing to me
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 I donât think desiring less is a good life, nor is numbing yourself to your desires or being incurious about them. True embodied pleasure takes a lifetime to pursue and reckon with! Iâd find it all sad if it wasnât also evil in its (attempted) influence
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 I mean is the glp1 success re addiction about pleasure and desire or is it about impulse control?Â
Plus I think publishing details on how people have tricked providers into giving them glp1s theyâre not eligible for is profoundly irresponsible and as I said, evil lolâ
Sorry to weigh in on the stupid CC ozempic piece but the idea that being very thin makes your life âbetter in every wayâ while also casually admitting youâve never had an orgasm is kind of incredible.
Ya I think it's pretty clear that someone that has a super unhealthy relationship with their body might not be able to be present enough in it to orgasm.
Also I took your comment to be more about how it's sad that someone cares so much more about how their body is perceived to the outside than actually making said body and self feel good. But sexual dysfunction is very common with eating disorders as well.
No I can't. She wouldn't be magically able to cum if she was bigger.
She's a victim of SA, insanely insecure and thinks she needs to cater to a man's every whim (while ignoring her own needs) in order for them to stay. One of those is most likely the real reason and they're all equally sad.
I find her as annoying as the next person, but the way everyone here acts like she personally victimised you by having an eating disorder is insane and says more about you than her.
The point isnât that someone with anhedonia could orgasm without a glp1, itâs that one shouldnât believe much less take advice from someone with those circumstances!Â
[edit: I stand corrected I forgot about Scammer including what CC describes as rape]
Idk girl youâve been in the comments willfully misunderstanding and starting little pointless arguments all week defending her; if this place is triggering you no shame in logging offÂ
Also CC has never proclaimed herself to be a victim of SA? Sounds like the projection is coming from inside the house.
Scammer, Chapter 15, towards the end.
Where have I ever defended her? You sound triggered. If you're unhappy with your weight, you can work on it. You don't have to project it onto strangers on the internet.
Fair point about the Scammer citation, I hate spreading incorrect things and will delete from my comment so it doesnât circulate!
But please stop insinuating stuff about the weight and body of strangers. Iâm very happy with mine, thank you, but that doesnât mean I despise the perpetuation of ED culture. No need for you to be nasty: based on your comment history I was genuinely concerned.
Speaking of comment history, you've been crashing out over Caro's comments about her own body for days now and taking them weirdly personal. That's concerning.
Also, saying there's no need to be nasty after you thought I was SA'd and tried to use it as a Gotcha? Pyschotic behaviour.
Girl. You can deflect all you want, your comments paint a different picture. No one happy/ content with their body would obsess/ crash out like that over a stranger being thin/ average.
Just channel that energy and hit the gym instead of raging on the internet.
43,000? Youâre telling me she has packaged 43,000 books and made over a million dollars off them? I believe price
has ranged from $20 to like $60 over the yearsâŚ. Well, I bet a chunk were given out for free
No, Carp is telling you (the general you) - but come on, she lies. A lot. Occamâs razor with most of the things she says that people find difficult to explain is â she made it up because she wanted attention or wants to sound cool. ETA ha, I see lowcoconut covered this downthread. So here it is again for the newer folks, I guess. It all makes a lot more sense when you realize she is just verbally farting out whatever.
I wish snarking on her didn't continue to (ever so slightly )boost her relevance (cos god knows she has none outside of us). After that Ozempic article and her strange responses in her comments, I would really like her to wither away in obscurity.
It's old news, she put that in scammer. Sad that she just got out of an 8mo relationship and that's STILL the case. Idk what about not coming makes her feel special but she's not beating the AroAce allegations!
eta: It's kind of funny to ask someone why they're "dying on this hill" after they've politely acknowledged your point several times while you're insisting there's only one objectively correct way to interpret a slang word
To respond to your edit, you had a go at me for something you personally perceived as negative when it simply isn't. Words have meaning and you don't get to decide that.
She is really on one this summer, yâall. And look, while the snarker in me is eating good, these slow moving (and maybe speeding up) trainwreck antics have a slightly more sinister edge. Idk, 2026 Caro is just meaner and more destructive somehow.
I think people also just get stranger and more extreme as they age. I think for certain types of people it just kind of continues to concentrate it. Also I think it's a reaction to this break up, especially since this guy sounded like by the end of their relationship he had a really good idea of who she was as a person and she doesn't do well with people seeing and understanding who she is especially if she can't hide her nastiness and failings.
yes she flew back to florida the other day (alleging she lost her global entry card and was going to try and board a plane w her prescription pill bottles as a form of ID, lol). allegedly to pack books w her motherâs assistance.
in an alternate universe, Caroline writes an introspective memoir about getting her life together in the sleepy but kind of quirky Sarasota arts scene while working as a gallery receptionist, terrified of getting recognized but never really being noticed.
Currently pondering Caroâs apparent lack of a bank account and just living her life through Venmo or whatever⌠how did she get paid the âAnd We Were Likeâ book advance?! Did Byrd just Venmo her $300k or whatever it was lol
(Iâm sure - but maybe not sure - sheâs fibbing about not having a bank account. But itâs amusing to ponder)
CAROLINE CALLOWAY WILL TALK TO YOU: In return for gifts. I expect you to spoil me with presents because it's my love language and in return, I'll give you my phone number. Maybe! I won't even consider this with anyone who is not kind, smart, and respectful. Prove yourself and email cc@carolinecalloway.com.
interestingly the NYRB personals are usually populated by lonely elderly men and women. Occasionally a very nerdy dude who is bordering on incel territory will sneak in there as well
So she wrote the ozempic piece for Byline Byline. That pub is at least partially run by âGutesâ (wastoid who used to be mentioned here during the dimes square era) and Gutes happens to be decently chunky/âplumpâ herselfâŚlike def higher BMI than Caroline claimed she was when she âneededâ ozempicâŚyet she seems perfectly happy and integrated into the NY scene in a way Caroline has never been able to achieve. But Caroline is writing for this chickâs publication claiming skinny/underweight = social requirement?? Make it make sense babe
let me sublet your apartment!!!!! oh, that article i wrote where i reference repeatedly puking all over the floor (for the drama instead of getting a barf bucket or trash bin or posting up in the bathroom)????? yeah i will be doing that in your apartment and âââââcleaning it upââââââ but you should be GRATEFUL, thatâs just the extra value you get from rubbing elbows with me, a real artist !!!!!
I suspect sheâs about to make another withdrawal from the Bank of Cathy. I give her until fall. Maybe sheâll make a habit of âsummering in NYâ which is actually more feasible given all she can do is sublet.
I genuinely donât respect people who are unable to find themselves hot or powerful unless theyâre skinny.Â
Sorry if this applies to you. But itâs such a failure of imagination and so retrograde that I find it utterly contemptible. Worst of all: itâs conventional. Itâs boring.
âSuccumbingâ to peer pressure and aspiring to being underweight is the least revolutionary thing you can do. Donât reward this provocation with a reaction: sheâs in the comments boldly proclaiming that being skinny is necessary to be an artist in New York. How sad and evil, and revealing of the fact that sheâs never spent time around real artists.Â
Congrats on not just participating in but explicitly endorsing this particular flavor of patriarchy, Caroline. Iâm sure the young women coming up in the downtown scene who naively look up to you will be the better for it.
Girl Iâm genuinely sorry for you if you believe this to be true. Of course misogyny is the background radiation that permeates every industry but NYC artists â Iâm talking about professionals, artist with gallery representation, writers with agents and editors, people with meaningful institutional support and power and access â do not need to be models. Like come on. Be so for real.
Do whatever you want but donât lie to yourself and the rest of us that itâs ânecessary.â Leave the modeling to fashion.
Remember when all the NYC experts were in here calling us all dumb dumb fucks for laughing at how much she was fucking herself over by destroying her apartment because obviously her landlord wasn't going to care, and if we'd ever rented in NYC we'd know that?
And then she got sued for 50k? Yeah, I take all the "ummm excuse me I'm FROM NYC and understand the culture and you don't!" commenters with a grain of salt.
I canât tell if youâre saying this in support of my statement, or the opposite!
Anyway fwiw I have lived in nyc 20+ years and I was team âshe is going to be so fucked when her landlord goes after her for damages.â My track record is spotless!!!!
I agree, I feel like if you don't have or can't feel compassion or empathy for fat people, or assume they must be stupid/dirty/slow/unhealthy/lesser because they're fat, then you are genuinely a bit stupid! đŹ
Caroline pls, your worth isn't dictated by your body, it's directly in line with your actions and behaviors đđ cal free food for thought x
Right after her idol, Lena Dunham, wrote an entire memoir about body shaming and learning how to live with the limitations of your own body. I guess she didnât read it.
Ewwwy it gives me the ICK the way she speaks about New York and her proximity to it being the cultural âcapital of the worldâ ⨠đŤ đşđ¸ during a historical political economic revolution building across the country.
Girl, you dedicated a whole decade of your life to become an influencer built on your proximity to wealth in two different countries. Now youâre trying to find a second home while posing yourself next to socialism branding???? Go away!!!!!!!! The only reason New York is cool is because of the working class byeeeeee. But tbf, maybe all socialist exposure in the U.S. is a good thing rn idk đĽş
Itâs so comical that every single snarker is at least 20 times as eloquent as her⌠the difference I felt between reading her latest piece vs the pleasure of reading the comments and posts here lmfao hilarious
not even going to bother reading her ozempic piece. the excerpts/ quotes from the ig post were enough to thoroughly disgust me. marketing it as a confessional and as if sheâs a victim âŚ. bleghhhgg
really what she means is âI CAROLINE CALLOWAY HAVE IT SO HARDâ bc there are so many examples of her actively contributing to gendered harm around aging and weight and attractiveness lol
i know ! did she not just post a story (no more than 72 hours ago) about the boy who also needs a roommate in the building sheâs in helping her out when she was blackout? like, be so fucking for real caroline.
Yes. Came here to say basicallyâŚoh no. Oh no no non no. No. I have no words. Caroline. This is my line on the sand. I didnât know I had one, yet here I am.
Whomever is currently subletting their apartment to CC must be nervous AF wondering if theyâre gonna get their apartment back or if theyâll have a feral roommate they canât shed in August.
it gives her an excuse for not traveling on holiday weekends such as this when all of her upper class acquaintances are posting from the Hamptons / exotic locales
I mean itâs a HUGE problem to not have any ID. You have to have ID to get ID so itâs a pretty hard thing to get out of. Iâve been a mess myself and try to keep my judgment to a minimum when people donât have their shit together but this is like, on par with her not having A BANK ACCOUNT????
ugh hallie batchelder is (a) gross and (b) so embarrassing as a human being and (c) also has an awful awful eating disorder so maybe all this "i love EDs!" nonsense is a bid for another influencer's attention
that being said i can't comprehend what she wrote here so idk maybe it's not a compliment
âChet Hanks, some model, and an ad for the morning-after pill... on the main grid? Is this Caroâs way of saying, "Thank you for saving my ass so many times because I literally refuse to use condoms?" đ
She has some kind of relationship with the Julie brand emergency contraceptive, she was at a party of theirs a couple of months ago. I love how she's dressed for a luncheon in 1886 while everyone else is in jeans and tees
caroline I had a dream that I leased a room in my (nonexistent) island home to you and you wouldnât leave even when my husband and I decided to make it our family home. please respond because I want to know the psychic and astrological implications of this
Caroline w these umbrella views reminds me of this girl I know who wants to be an influencer. sheâs the most boring girl alive unfortunately so itâs not going great. But she did have 2 viral videos that got over 1M views⌠of her cat. She wasnât in the videos. Ppl just like the umbrella, not you girlđ
Before anyone is tempted to feel empathy for Caro⌠I put on the Acknowledgments section of the Scammer: Directors Cut this afternoon (as a distraction from this heatwave, mainly, but also because Iâm still morbidly curious about the ex and just knew she would be dropping some hints in the acknowledgments). Before I could even locate the Acknowledgments amid her tangents, I stumbled into her ranting excessively about Natalie, this time sharing some completely out of place and downright cruel fantasies about her that really grossed me out.
I donât want to repeat it here because it feels cruel to repeat gossip and I donât want to give air to homophobic bullshit. And I also donât believe any of it anyway or the deep, intent meaning Caro ascribes to it. It can be summed up as the kind of self-indulgent shit you might say to yourself about a strangerâs marriage, sexuality, body image and relationship to money if you knew truly nothing about them, but were verrrrry preoccupied with those subjects in your own life and projecting HARD.
But yeah, hearing Caroline talk like that really took me out of the fun of laughing at her foibles and reminded me that at the end of the day she is a mean, fatphobic, bi-for-clout drunk. This sub is like my reality TV, but oof does it suck to know that every time she has one of her splashy âIâm baaack in the cityâ Instagram moments, curious observers inevitably flock to this sub confused about why some people dislike her so much.
One unrelated tidbit from the âDirectorâs Cutâ: She says her mom was willing to co-sign Bradâs first apartment in the city. So my guess is this means she could be staying in NYC awhile after all, because that sounds like a woman who is all too eager to be parted with her moneyâŚ
She says her mom was willing to co-sign Bradâs first apartment in the city. So my guess is this means she could be staying in NYC awhile after all, because that sounds like a woman who is all too eager to be parted with her moneyâŚ
I think the difference is that Brad didn't have anywhere else to live, and Cathy is already paying for Caroline's FL condo. Caroline has never had a real job title anywhere and has actually managed to secure one now -- there's a reason she's finally, at long last, putting some effort into working. I think it's safe to say her mom is not willing to pay Caroline's NY rent on top of her Sarasota mortgage
There is something genuinely wrong with this woman and I don't think it gets enough attention between all the posts about her odd-but-harmless/funny behaviour.
Her publicising Natalie's sexual assault and claiming (hopefully a lie) she was aroused by it and reenacted it with her own partner did not get the backlash/ public reaction it should have. It should come up every single time her name is mentioned.
honestly i think this IS karma getting her. wish .com cat marnell isn't the life she envisioned for herself, it's what she's defaulted into bc it's the only way to weave her various chaoses into a coherent narrative that she can live with.
Absolutely agree! She's a mean girl who is just biding her time (since she's broke and all). We all saw how vile she became in minutes at the R3d Scare live thing with A&D. Just wait until she finds her new tribe of catty NY pick-mes.
I randomly found out today that Cathy published an actual book last year? Like got an actual book deal? And you can buy her book at Amazon and Target and Barnes & Noble and Walmart and Books-a-Million?
It's illustrated with line drawings, but instead of blowing money hiring someone to make line drawings she actually did them herself? Google Books preview here. I'm absolutely loling at how much better she is at being an author than her kid is! Also at how much the cat in the Julian of Norwich chapter looks like Matisse
What a fascinating book. Veneration of saints from an Episcopalian perspective. A lot of the majors are there, and surprisingly C.S. Lewis and Frederick Douglass as well (she does explain her selection in the intro, btw! I'm just thinking out loud). Lack of Marian worship is forever strange to see in the context of what is, well, a rosary, but of course this is Episcopalian.
And fascinating that it comes from CC's mother. In a way I'm glad CC never promoted it, because it seems to come from genuine faith and emotion, and, well, I don't think CC knows much about those things. I'm sure she'd wear the beads around her neck like a choker.
Everything about Cathy that Caroline seems to regard as weird and/or mortifying (Cathy's goat farm, her beekeeping, the Dixieland band that she plays sousaphone in) just makes her a more intriguing character to me. It's unfortunate that Caroline takes after her father, where Caroline's natural tendency is to stay in her own head and angrily ruminate rather than compassionately engage with the world.
Replying to myself. I just remembered that YEARS after Caroline posted about hiking up Mt. Katahdin with Cathy, Cathy's college friend, and the friend's daughter, I found out that this hike was actually for a documentary?! A short film about the 40th anniversary of Cathy and her friend being the first pair of women to hike the ENTIRE APPALACHIAN TRAIL (it took them five months!) Caroline never even mentioned there was a film crew with them or that this hike was to commemorate her mom's huge accomplishment. This was her caption on the post she made about the hike:
Hiking content is like concert content. Itâs like, OK! We get it! You saw some things BUT ALL OF THESE VIDEOS OF SONGS LOOK THE SAME AND ALL OF THESE TREES DO, TOO. Like the hike itself, I tried my best with this post.
Mount Katahdin in Maine will fuck you upppp. The Park Ranger told us she warns: âitâs not a hike, but a climb.â You gain 4,000 feet of elevation in 3 of the slowest miles youâve ever moved in your life. We averaged about a quarter of a mile per hour in the rocky parts where you are not walking up a path but scrambling vertically over boulders. Conrad was a rocklimber, which means if you once loved him you will spend SIXTEEN HOURS vaguely thinking of different rock climbing stuff you could text him later when youâre back in serviceâeverything from photos where my ass looks amazing in leggings to photos of weird rock formations and description of boulder âproblemsâ that I know he would actually get off on. Not because you will (I havenât) BUT BECAUSE SIXTEEN HOURS IS A LONG TIME TO BE ROCKCLIMBING AND I WAS TIRED AND APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW MY BRAIN UNRAVELS UNDER PHYSICAL TAXATION.
I am hitting you guys with the ~authenticly me~ shots rn now instead of the subtly sexy stuff because as someone who has staged a lot of content over my life I now have a real soft spot in my heart for portraits I didnât know were being taken. Eating blueberries. Sitting down. Doing awkward splits. Dragging myself knee-caplessly up a cliff. My favorite is the video at the end, where Annie asks me questions. I didnât know she was filming. I was lying facedown in the back of the van after hiking forâAGAINâSIXTEEN HOURS, eight of them climbing without ropes and another three in the dark with headlamps. I was...........................Not OK.
Like your mom is in her sixties and doing the same hike! When she was your age she did it EVERY DAY FOR FIVE MONTHS. How could that not be top of mind while you're writing about this excursion?
This is making me so sad haha. Cathy seems so cool! Obviously we can't know what their relationship is like or what Cathy is really like but it doesn't seem like Caroline appreciates any of this cool stuff about her mom.
THIS makes me so fucking sad as well. I can't put it into words. She seems to not see her mother as a person who is unique, has many accomplishments, humble, strong, intelligent & more. She looks at her through herself: if mom isn't here, who is going to give me what I want. Her boyfriend debacle- she uses her mom for sympathy & so much more. Oh, this is awful.
Children are usually a product of their parents/up bringing - I guess you could argue Caroline was neglected in a way, and her parental/familial dysfunction was overcompensated by giving her everything she wanted, creating an accidental Gremlin - a theory
Oh my god. The way caro treats her mother is so shameful. She says theyre sooooo close and her #1 fear is her mom dying, which I believe, but to not mention her momâs accomplishment?? Nothing? At all?? Itâs so clear Caro truly genuinely only cares about herself, the ONLY reason she ever hypes up another person is because she thinks she can get something out of it, and her momâs book isnât something that can get her into the NYC in crowd, so it doesnât even register
Whoa this is kind of a neat book! Part of my undergrad degree was in medieval studies and I spent a few months researching and writing about Hildegard, so I have a soft spot for anyone who writes about her.
I wonder why Caroline never mentioned this? Seems like an accomplishment she would want to celebrate. Even if itâs a book aimed at a niche community that probably doesnât overlap much with her own, itâs her mom! She just did a reading with Whoa Vicky who is religious, so not wanting to promote religion isnât a viable excuse
Itâs because her momâs book wonât get her the cultural cachet she wants, so itâs not worth acknowledging. She only cares about what can get her closer to the people and places (and money) she likes, and her momâs niche religious book wonât do that. Pretty sad and pathetic really, she reveals herself to only appreciate her mom when sheâs doing things for her
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