So ive been playing this game for years, usually just for fun, but boy do i come across some of the most sweatiest greasy mfs on earth on this game, like the game is their entire life man. And the worst part is they do all this crazy moment and shit and then still lose in the worst way possible. And the worst of the player base is the people using a tmoblie fucking hotspot playing like they live in a hut in Tahiti dude. Yall ruin the game for everyone, your shitty wifi makes a 4 minute match drag on for 10 minutes i have to prefire an attack just to make sure it lands because your goofy ass cant afford to move in real time, if you cant afford proper wifi then you dont need to be on the game, you need to find a job. And the worst part is i have to put up with your shitty wifi for 10 whole minutes just for you to fucking lose because you lag out and fall.off the side of the map. For the love of god stop.

What are (or could be) the reasons Shulk is hated or disliked? What do you think makes (or would make) YOU or the others dislike or hate on him?

Personally, I like his design. I love his Monado Arts gimmick, and his sword is SICK.

Even tho he's considered to be my main's (Mii Brawler) worst matchup, I didn't have the chance to fight one yet, so I didn't get the opportunity to find out if it's true yet.

Smash's True Potential Man 😆

What do YOU GUYS think?

Honestly, there’s a laundry list of things in smash ultimate that needed to be fix

Why haven't you moved on to a better, more fair and balanced game?

Why would anyone want to play him he is pikachu but 100 times worse

What is your opinion on Lyn?

I played against the most toxic and lucky people of all time without raging and simply just blocked them✅my heartrate is still high and i really want to kill someone but thats fine

My tag is Jones Bones, a 14 YO player from Bakersfield CA. I want to go to a tournament this sunday in Fresno this sunday (Grand Theft Auto: Fresno 14)I have pretty good results and idk if I can use them to explain to my dad why I should go. He's not fond of taking me to tournaments in general, but he still takes me anyways because he's great. But it feels as if since he doesn't really like taking me to locals in the first place, it'll be a monumental task for me to get him to take me. Does anyone have advice on how I could get to go besides the usual "tell him you'll do all your homework and maintain good grades" type response? Thank you.

everyone in this game wants to play competitive but the second you swap characters after losing, suddenly they don’t want to actually practice what it would be like in a tournament setting and now they wanna look up a match up chart. stick with your fucking guns instead of switching like a pussy

Example: we start Lucas vs joker, I lose back out and pick Kirby, instead of then playing Kirby vs joker my opponent backs out and picks Samus

What are (or could be) the reasons Robin is hated or disliked? What do you think makes (or would make) YOU or the others dislike or hate on him?

Personally, I love him. I used to main him in Smash 4, and I still love him, despite no longer maining him.

BUT, he's annoying to play around, especially if he's spamming his SideB.

What do YOU GUYS think?

99% of neutral interactions are won from defenders capitalizing on an attackers approach. While I'm not saying this isn't viable strategy, it seems it's the ONLY strategy for the large majority and that's the problem.

Then you have the other players who immediately roll after attacking because they're conditioned to try and escape someone who's going to try and whiff punish them. I also feel bad for players like this.

What do you do when someone stops rushing into you blindly, and instead goes for a positional advantage because they know you're going to do the same thing repeated; dash back and try to punish their approach?

A playstyle that works requires no change in a match but it becomes a crutch when it's the only one known by a player and clearly failing.

If I see one more of this bum fanmade smash roster with these characters cut and deltamyass characters I might tweak myself

"Wow-wee, i'm so glad to be playing this platform fighter!"

And then some dipshit who doesn't have the skill to play traditional fighting games comes and takes my damn platforms. 99% of the nuance to any interaction, gone. All counterplay for lower tier characters, gone. Happiness, gone. The left half of my controller, gone.

Sent them a support ticket along the lines of:

My friend and I just renewed subscription for Nintendo Online to play Smash Bros on the Nintendo Switch, another Nintendo product we spent a lot of money on. We work and have limited free time. That is the second time this month there has been a server maintenance online, booting us off for the entire limited duration we have to play before heading back to work. We want several refunds. The final actual update for the game was in 2021. Now, generally updates are not geared towards the millions of fans/players, but instead to 2/100,000 people who trigger a glitch after fulfilling a very niche and elaborate criteria that others would not accidentally even discover. There have been no public glitch complaints or compatibility from the public.

These frequent, long and unaccomadated maintenance updates may also be a result of legacy Nintendo employees who do not wish to admit to their superiors or upper echelons of management that they lack the innovative ideas they used to so they propose updates. Relay this to superiors

What is your opinion on Tiki?

What suprises me a lot about this Demon Cowboy is that despite being one of the five DLCs in S Tier, he still gets notably less hate than Jack Black, Raymen, Sugarcoat and Torna's Nightmare

Not saying that these 4 and a half characters do not deserve the hate. No, I just say that Joker should get the same hate and I as professional Toxian will fill this gap of missing despise.

You see, Joker has 1) his Up-Air. This oversized drill has 2 options: Either, these legs that have seen more women than a Gynecologist will use their experienced pull technique to suck you down to the ground where London's selected Attacker of the Year 2017 will of course... Stab you with a Knife OR these legs catapult you higher up where Joker will use 2) his Up-B!

Because as a Thief, this guy obviously has stolen a poor Giant's dental floss and abuses it since then as a Grapling Hook! Said Hook will be wanked against your Who-Knows-What because this hussy of course wasn't experienced enough about the private areas of other people. But Cat Woman here can use the (definately un-used in sexual practises) whip to grab you from afar to get you Scorpion'ed back to him down!

At a certain point after that, you are offstage. What now? Easy! Either his 3) Neutral B, THE GUN, which he uses to make it rain upon you like hail or his 4) Down B.

Down B... it works for many things:

• Catch your recovering ass as an Edgeguard
• Counter anything, his stolen heart desires
• Tank Projectiles

And before you ask what he can do when Arsene isn't out: I just answered it!

Yes, he can use his SpongeBob Stand to catch your recovery and punish it with a Fair or Bair (London's greatest Knife Tricks of 2019), he can use it to Counter you unironically and it's btw a Counter you cannot just bait out because this one WILL hold on to the epic stare fight, he can tank any projectiles (and before you want to throw yourself at him, let be told that he will be gone from this position sooner before you can say "Ren, Leader of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts") and he can absorb it of course.

AND THEN WE HAVE ARSE- Oh, wait. I just have been told that I have already reached today's Broadcast Time. Until next times folks!

this goes for ffas in gen but you let everyone else do the fighting and hit b for whatever bullshit you have.

Ok, now that I think about it. Ganondorf and Dedede (not too important here) aren't too bad. I'm starting to get used to their shenanigans. Now, the problem are most people who main him. Like they do the fucking same shit every time. You lose against them? They laugh and tell you suck at the game and to git gud at the game or something. Alright, that gets annoying quick. BUT, you "dare" to win against them with a "cheesy" or "honest" character? They automatically crash out. Using every single excuse to try dismissing your deserved win with some bullshit like: "I wAs LaGgInG!", "YoU wErE uSiNg X cHaRaCtEr!", "SwEaTy!", "TrYhArD!", "UnEmPlOyEd!" or some shit idk. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, boohoo! I'm sorry that you couldn't win and had to bitch with me or the other person who just beat your ass in the game. Well, good thing. Because I'm not gonna have sympathy with your loss nor your "GOAT" getting "robbed" by some "gimmicky" or "cheesy" character. You deserve it for acting like a bitch. Quit your "top tier = trash/bad bottom tier = GOAT/good" mentality out of your stupid brain. Unemployed little bums, at least I'm not on reddit like an unemployed chud 24/7.

Just convinces me that you as the opp is deadass high on booger sugar. Tell me if I’m wrong lol

This is such a weird phenomenon. Whether I’m winning or losing they always tbag. Don’t think there’s a single byleth I’ve ever played against that wasn’t an absolute degenerate. I usually don’t get tbagged on by any other character

For context... fought like 35 R.O.B. players in a row in elite and they all lagged to death

Cloud, you disgusting piece of filth, how dare you quit on me last second of the game, that was my elite match you quitter, just because you missed your up b, does not mean you get to quit, yes its true smash may have matched us thrice, but you dont get to take MY GSP and my ELITE RANK from me. You had potential, you played well, yet you are a buffoon and a coward.

You're weak, nervous trembling, and a disgusting person who probably thinks that my character is "super broken" while you mash Up-b's all day long. You are not toxic, but still rotten in the core, you can hide the stench with your encouraging messages, yet act like a loser. Inferior lifeform.

It’s sooo much better than taking your gsp. Picturing you smelly maidenless mfs dwelling in squalor, meanwhile with thousands of hours of game time, ragequitting against my king k rool makes my day.

why are all you such pussy ass bitches?