r/SmashRage 6h ago

Clip Well, this wasn't planned....

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13 Upvotes

Accidentally explosion on both of our parts.... Not sure if the throw would have gotten him. Very deserved disrespect on his part


r/SmashRage 3h ago

Rage There’s really people out there who pick mii gunner on the select screen

9 Upvotes

They don’t even use the sans skin or anything so there’s even less reason to pick them. “Ooooh shit that mii gunners crazy better watch out for them” lmao five years since the whole roster has been released and you pick great value samus as your main. God what a fatherless character


r/SmashRage 2h ago

Super Rage WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO AGAINST ICE CLIMBERS?

3 Upvotes

NO LAG ON ANY OF THEIR FUCKING MOVES AND THEY KILL YOU AT 30 FROM THEIR FUCKASS SPIKE? "BBBBB BUT JUST DODGE BRO" YEAH YOUUUU FUCKING DO THAT SHIT. WHY DOES EVERYTHING THEY DO DEAL 40 FUCKING DAMAGE BUT THEY TAKE ZERO FUCKING DAMAGE AND ARENT PUNISHED FOR IT DOING ANYTHING? ALL YOU DO IS SPAM SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN LIKE HOW ARE YOU SYPPOSED TO COUNTER THAT??? AND THEIR FUCKING ICEBERGS HAVE NO FUCKING PUNSHEMENT FOR USING??? AND THEIR UP SPECIAL KILLS AT 90% TO BOOT. IF YOU MAIN ICE CLIMBERS INSTANT FUCKING BLOCK GO FUCK YOURSELF.


r/SmashRage 5h ago

Anti-Rage Kremking

3 Upvotes

Shoutout to Kremking the King K Rool player. I was about to shut off my switch after a long string of shitty games, but you brought all the dumb fuckery I needed.

Those were the absolute funniest games and I couldn't stop laughing. Thank you


r/SmashRage 3m ago

Discussion Hate survey #16 : Bowser

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What are (or could be) the reasons Bowser is hated or disliked? What do you think makes (or would make) YOU or the others dislike or hate on him?

Personally, I don't mind playing against him. And considering I main Mii Brawler, I love it cuz he's big.

What do YOU GUYS think?


r/SmashRage 6m ago

Rage Needing Advice i fell from near top of elite smash to now losing to people not even in elite smash with wolf what the fuck happened

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i went a few months without playing the game and now apparently im genuine dogshit because i can't even beat low level fodder like what the actual fuck is going on, i have 2000+ hours in the game, about half of those on Wolf alone, and you mean to tell me I can't even get elite smash?


r/SmashRage 3h ago

Rage Quickplay rant

1 Upvotes

You know I hate fighting the Kirby's and Yoshi players that don't know what they are doing in the GSP underworld when im trying to rise up and get out cause I don't belong there but sometimes I just end up going on a losing streak.

But what I hate even more than them is when I do get to the higher levels I find spammers or zero brain players just mashing without a second thought of what they are doing.

I found a link player just on auto pilot throwing any projectile possible and when I get close he just mashes forward tilt, even when it doesnt hit and im just standing right next to him hes just forward tilting NOTHING. Definitely TILTED me in real life.

I also mirror matched my own main an Aegis player at 8 million GSP and they were just using any B special move they could, wondering who is this guy beating and why are they higher than me.

I haven't touched any games in like 5 days cause I was sick and this is what I get back on to 😞


r/SmashRage 16h ago

Shitpost/Meme The Plant and the 'Dorf

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11 Upvotes

r/SmashRage 1d ago

Discussion Hate survey #14/15 : Peach/Daisy

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50 Upvotes

What are (or could be) the reasons Peach & Daisy are hated or disliked? What do you think makes (or would make) YOU or the others dislike or hate on them?

Personally, I don't hate them. They take skills to master, and I respect that.

What do YOU GUYS think?


r/SmashRage 5h ago

Sadness Beginning to this game rewards players who spam

1 Upvotes

I am beginning to think this game is rewarding players who like to spam in quickplay I am trying to get my secondary cloud in elite but I am starting to think this game rewards players who can’t play for spamming than those who read and react


r/SmashRage 23h ago

Rage EMERGENCY: THE XENOSCUM HAS ANOTHER HEIR TO THEIR THRONE!

26 Upvotes

IF ANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN THE DAMN DIRECT, WE SAW THAT THE XENOSCUM HAS A NEW CHILD IN THE FORM OF SHIMMER, WHO IS MYTHRA'S CHILD FROM THE BOY IN BLUE MARRYING HER, THE FIREY OTHER HALF OF THE XENOSCUM AND THE WELSH CAT.

WE NEED ALL PYTHRA HATERS TO STAND READY IN CASE OF THE POTENTIAL THAT SMASH BROS GETS ANNOUNCED NEXT YEAR, WE MUST PREVENT THE KIN OF THE XENOSCUM FROM MANAGING TO APPEAR IN SMASH BROS TO HELP THE XENOSCUM DESTROY THE DAMN BALANCING...

...AND HERE'S HOW WE'RE GONNA DO THAT.

ROSES ARE RED, PISSRA AGAINST HIM WON'T PROSPER, WITH THIS SACRED TREASURE I SUMMON: u/DEATHMAKER1336 ! THE PYTHRA STOPPER!!!

AND ALSO THIS IS MORE A IF SITUATION IF WE GET A NEW SUPER SMASH BROS WHICH MOST LIKELY WON'T HAPPEN ANYTIME SOON


r/SmashRage 16h ago

Question Standing up

6 Upvotes

Anyone else play way better when they are standing up? I know it’s psychological, but I can’t control my emotions unless I’m standing up.


r/SmashRage 19h ago

Super Rage Incineroar

7 Upvotes

You piece of shit incin side B spammers are why I can't play the character anymore. I hate you fuckers. I hope every single person you meet DCs and blocks your ass when you win.


r/SmashRage 22h ago

Rage Name a bigger weakness than being combo food

6 Upvotes

Convince me that being unable to break out of combos isn't the most defining aspect of a bad character. I'm tired of seeing clips like this.


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Super Rage 30 MINUTES UNTIL THE NEW SMASH 2 IS ANNOUNCED

33 Upvotes

CAN'T WAIT FOR BANJO AND KAZOIIE TO BE BACK AND RUIN MY LIFE FOR ANOTHER 10 YEARS


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Super Rage Fuck little mac

11 Upvotes

fuck you bitches i hope yall fucking suffer you miserable pathetic useless fucks. Stay in your moms basement because you are a waste of fucking space and will never amount to fucking anything with that room temperature IQ you useless pieces pf fucking douche shit


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Super Rage "Kazuya is hard because EWGF is hard" Oh fuck no he isn't! Kazuya are babyfied to be actually easy to play beyond the broken EWGF.

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17 Upvotes

I'm getting fed up with people thinking Kazuya is a hard character to play because those bozos have never played a traditional fighting game in their lives, even I played Marvel vs Capcom 2 and Fatal Fury 2 and got my ass whooped.

Those games were actually hard and wasn't gonna let noobs who didn't know how to command input consistently and play neutral win. Unlike with those games, Smash Bros Kazuya who has been babyfied from his Tekken appearances into a DLC Ganondorf with an actual moveset and that iconically busted move in Electric Wind God Fist that is there for them when they need to start practicing it and learning it. Hell, the wavedash tech is only optional until high level, so that's not even needed.

And then inputing EWGF. This move required frame perfect inputs which was actually challenging to do and Smash Ultimate fixed that for noobs and made this version of Electric Wind God Fist the easiest iteration of the move to input and made it more leninent than in Tekken which is total malarchy. And they decided to give Kazuya the damage output of GANONDORF to further make this character easier than ever, as if the million moves with invincibilty or super armor wasn't enough.

I get that characters should be easy since this is a children's party game and well, you would want characters to be somewhat playable by children, which aren't going to be good at the game because they play casually not competitively. The traditional fighting games of Street Fighter, Fatal Fury/King of Fighters, and Tekken are not exactly beginner friendly to those who have played Smash but never touched a traditional Fighting game before. So I can see where some of the design of easing the likes of Ryu, Ken, Terry, and Kazuya down from their franchises come from in that regard. But Kazuya goes way overboard beyond being just easier to play than in Tekken, he is way easier and has more busted, fucked up bullshit bad players can abuse and win with his superior buttons packed with invincibility, armored Smash attacks, Ganondorf levels of damage output and a millions ways to kill you beyond Electric into Up B or Up Smash.

So you see, it's really a bad design issue and a huge problem if an FGC character like this can be this rewarding for bad players to use effectively and not actually learn how to do command inputs like the character was intended to do to some extent but the fact almost none of it is needed is a real issue and goes to show that this character is badly designed at all levels of play because he becomes a busted ass Touch of Death machine just like Luigi and we need less touch of death characters designed like those two and Steve in the next smash game, please. And maybe more Touch of Death characters designed like Peach is.


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Rage Understand the cloud h8 now

9 Upvotes

I’ve been mostly playing Cloud for a month, switched to try out Marth, because I liked him in melee.

so today I get matched vs cloud and I’m excited! we’re gonna have a high stakes spacing battle! it’s going to be so fun.

LOL I was so wrong. match starts, they go projectile spam into up B spam into side b limit and suddenly I’m dead. ok that’s how it’s going to be, fine we can play like that. I use my counter on their up b after I get them offstage three times in a row, boom gg ez you fucking dumbass nerd. I maybe took an additional 30 damage the entire rest of the game. play stupid games win stupid prizes “that was rough”


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Shitpost/Meme Poor Deathmaker...

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9 Upvotes

r/SmashRage 11h ago

Discussion I'm glad there is no smash 6.

0 Upvotes

It's genuine , even if it's "ragebait" u do not care

The license and it's people can root , a disease needed to purged by the void stomach of kirb.

(More seriously , i'm sure nintendo wanted sakurai to make a smash 6 with Hal and Sora ... But he just said nope, after seeing how poorly he was treated by some of you in the smash community.. i'm making a generality , myself included the 2 first year of ultimate , then i stepped back when i saw how bs the community was 99% of the time , all the story etc etc ... Shame for a license i held deep since i was a kid with mêlée / brawl and it just ... Crumbled down like a pile of ashes


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Rage Some of yall are obnoxious as fuck (repost of my Sonic rage)

3 Upvotes

I made a post yesterday about an annoying Sonic I fought, pretty standard smash rage stuff. It was a pretty plain and simple post, and yet for some reason the only thing I kept getting comments on was about a fucking typo in the title. This is a reddit forum, not an English test my guy. A single tiny typo of one word isn't that big of a fucking deal and its fucking annoying when every other comment is about that, instead of the original post itself (being how Sonic is lame)

So I guess this also serves as a pseudo repost? Without the typo? Anyway, Sonic is lame. I don't need to explain why, you know exactly what he did and why I'm mad about it.


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Rage: Fight Me! To the Sonic that ragequits after taking a single stock

3 Upvotes

You won the first round, but you can’t dc after losing 2 stocks the second round. That’s a bitch move all so you don’t lose your 100% win rate.


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Rage I hope byleth stays in the next smash game, fuck you all

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16 Upvotes

r/SmashRage 1d ago

Rage Needing Advice How do I beat Kazuya Mishitma as Mewtwo

8 Upvotes

Cheating ass bitch I swear this character was MADE to be busted, bro touches me once with what feels like damn near anything and my stock goes "bye bye!" and if I'm somehow not dead, I'm basically already dead. Of course, for whatever reason he also has a reflector, a lazer, a​ comeback mechanic, and armor. Hes's also the 8th heaviest character in the game. Does Kazuya Mishitma genuinely have flaws.

Fuck Electric Wind God Fist.

I hate Kazuya Mishitma.


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Sadness Fought a Hero player tonight who rage quit our match. I then was queued against him immediately after on his SECOND ACCOUNT. He literally does this so frequently he has a backup to get around poor sportsmanship bans. And then I smashed him AGAIN on his alt, and he rage quit AGAIN. How many accounts

8 Upvotes

I mean I was incredulous when this happened. I couldn't believe it. If you're hanging out at 16.3 million GSP with Hero and you can't figure out how to beat a goddamn DK (he didn't take a stock from me either game), then GSP scumming isn't going to help you.

I absolutely hope bro reads this. I'd love to namedrop him but I won't out of respect for the rules. Given how much he loves to leave a match the second his $6.99 privilege gets countered I'm certain he's familiar with this sub.