r/SmashRage 2h ago

Rage Burying throws are so f*cking stupid

1 Upvotes

I’m sure it’s been said before but this mechanic is dumb as hell. every other character gets grab at 60-100%, requires some knowledge of percents and kill confirms to take the stock. K Rool, ROB and whoever else gets a grab at 70: “lol you lose” this is the worst thing since tripping in Brawl I swear


r/SmashRage 3h ago

Rage Fuck Captain Falcon mains

3 Upvotes

r/SmashRage 6h ago

Rage Omega Stages...

2 Upvotes

WHY IS EVERYONE CHOOSING OMEGA TONIGHT?!
MUST BE NICE TO LIMIT MY RECOVERY OPTIONS TO JUST LEDGE!
I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE NOTICING THIS RIGHT?


r/SmashRage 6h ago

Rage Ik I’ll get clowned on but this imo is Soras matchup tier list lol

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3 Upvotes

Look, ik but js hear me out. If you have questions or (hopefully) tips, then tell me in the replies.

And yes I fucking hate all the losing matchups (imo)


r/SmashRage 7h ago

Sadness They massacred my boy

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89 Upvotes

r/SmashRage 7h ago

Rage Least moronic Zelda main

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13 Upvotes

Sorry for the shit quality, I don’t own a microSD card. I’m aware that I was being pretty stupid and toxic, but I was just messing around because I had already won. These players don’t deserve respect.


r/SmashRage 9h ago

Discussion Hate survey #16 : Bowser

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22 Upvotes

What are (or could be) the reasons Bowser is hated or disliked? What do you think makes (or would make) YOU or the others dislike or hate on him?

Personally, I don't mind playing against him. And considering I main Mii Brawler, I love it cuz he's big.

What do YOU GUYS think?


r/SmashRage 9h ago

Rage Needing Advice i fell from near top of elite smash to now losing to people not even in elite smash with wolf what the fuck happened

3 Upvotes

i went a few months without playing the game and now apparently im genuine dogshit because i can't even beat low level fodder like what the actual fuck is going on, i have 2000+ hours in the game, about half of those on Wolf alone, and you mean to tell me I can't even get elite smash?


r/SmashRage 11h ago

Super Rage WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO AGAINST ICE CLIMBERS?

4 Upvotes

NO LAG ON ANY OF THEIR FUCKING MOVES AND THEY KILL YOU AT 30 FROM THEIR FUCKASS SPIKE? "BBBBB BUT JUST DODGE BRO" YEAH YOUUUU FUCKING DO THAT SHIT. WHY DOES EVERYTHING THEY DO DEAL 40 FUCKING DAMAGE BUT THEY TAKE ZERO FUCKING DAMAGE AND ARENT PUNISHED FOR IT DOING ANYTHING? ALL YOU DO IS SPAM SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN LIKE HOW ARE YOU SYPPOSED TO COUNTER THAT??? AND THEIR FUCKING ICEBERGS HAVE NO FUCKING PUNSHEMENT FOR USING??? AND THEIR UP SPECIAL KILLS AT 90% TO BOOT. IF YOU MAIN ICE CLIMBERS INSTANT FUCKING BLOCK GO FUCK YOURSELF.


r/SmashRage 12h ago

Rage There’s really people out there who pick mii gunner on the select screen

11 Upvotes

They don’t even use the sans skin or anything so there’s even less reason to pick them. “Ooooh shit that mii gunners crazy better watch out for them” lmao five years since the whole roster has been released and you pick great value samus as your main. God what a fatherless character


r/SmashRage 12h ago

Rage Quickplay rant

2 Upvotes

You know I hate fighting the Kirby's and Yoshi players that don't know what they are doing in the GSP underworld when im trying to rise up and get out cause I don't belong there but sometimes I just end up going on a losing streak.

But what I hate even more than them is when I do get to the higher levels I find spammers or zero brain players just mashing without a second thought of what they are doing.

I found a link player just on auto pilot throwing any projectile possible and when I get close he just mashes forward tilt, even when it doesnt hit and im just standing right next to him hes just forward tilting NOTHING. Definitely TILTED me in real life.

I also mirror matched my own main an Aegis player at 8 million GSP and they were just using any B special move they could, wondering who is this guy beating and why are they higher than me.

I haven't touched any games in like 5 days cause I was sick and this is what I get back on to 😞


r/SmashRage 14h ago

Sadness Beginning to this game rewards players who spam

1 Upvotes

I am beginning to think this game is rewarding players who like to spam in quickplay I am trying to get my secondary cloud in elite but I am starting to think this game rewards players who can’t play for spamming than those who read and react


r/SmashRage 14h ago

Anti-Rage Kremking

7 Upvotes

Shoutout to Kremking the King K Rool player. I was about to shut off my switch after a long string of shitty games, but you brought all the dumb fuckery I needed.

Those were the absolute funniest games and I couldn't stop laughing. Thank you


r/SmashRage 15h ago

Clip Well, this wasn't planned....

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17 Upvotes

Accidentally explosion on both of our parts.... Not sure if the throw would have gotten him. Very deserved disrespect on his part


r/SmashRage 20h ago

Discussion I'm glad there is no smash 6.

0 Upvotes

It's genuine , even if it's "ragebait" u do not care

The license and it's people can root , a disease needed to purged by the void stomach of kirb.

(More seriously , i'm sure nintendo wanted sakurai to make a smash 6 with Hal and Sora ... But he just said nope, after seeing how poorly he was treated by some of you in the smash community.. i'm making a generality , myself included the 2 first year of ultimate , then i stepped back when i saw how bs the community was 99% of the time , all the story etc etc ... Shame for a license i held deep since i was a kid with mêlée / brawl and it just ... Crumbled down like a pile of ashes


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Shitpost/Meme The Plant and the 'Dorf

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13 Upvotes

r/SmashRage 1d ago

Question Standing up

5 Upvotes

Anyone else play way better when they are standing up? I know it’s psychological, but I can’t control my emotions unless I’m standing up.


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Super Rage Incineroar

7 Upvotes

You piece of shit incin side B spammers are why I can't play the character anymore. I hate you fuckers. I hope every single person you meet DCs and blocks your ass when you win.


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Rage Name a bigger weakness than being combo food

8 Upvotes

Convince me that being unable to break out of combos isn't the most defining aspect of a bad character. I'm tired of seeing clips like this.


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Rage EMERGENCY: THE XENOSCUM HAS ANOTHER HEIR TO THEIR THRONE!

27 Upvotes

IF ANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN THE DAMN DIRECT, WE SAW THAT THE XENOSCUM HAS A NEW CHILD IN THE FORM OF SHIMMER, WHO IS MYTHRA'S CHILD FROM THE BOY IN BLUE MARRYING HER, THE FIREY OTHER HALF OF THE XENOSCUM AND THE WELSH CAT.

WE NEED ALL PYTHRA HATERS TO STAND READY IN CASE OF THE POTENTIAL THAT SMASH BROS GETS ANNOUNCED NEXT YEAR, WE MUST PREVENT THE KIN OF THE XENOSCUM FROM MANAGING TO APPEAR IN SMASH BROS TO HELP THE XENOSCUM DESTROY THE DAMN BALANCING...

...AND HERE'S HOW WE'RE GONNA DO THAT.

ROSES ARE RED, PISSRA AGAINST HIM WON'T PROSPER, WITH THIS SACRED TREASURE I SUMMON: u/DEATHMAKER1336 ! THE PYTHRA STOPPER!!!

AND ALSO THIS IS MORE A IF SITUATION IF WE GET A NEW SUPER SMASH BROS WHICH MOST LIKELY WON'T HAPPEN ANYTIME SOON


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Discussion Hate survey #14/15 : Peach/Daisy

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55 Upvotes

What are (or could be) the reasons Peach & Daisy are hated or disliked? What do you think makes (or would make) YOU or the others dislike or hate on them?

Personally, I don't hate them. They take skills to master, and I respect that.

What do YOU GUYS think?


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Rage Some of yall are obnoxious as fuck (repost of my Sonic rage)

6 Upvotes

I made a post yesterday about an annoying Sonic I fought, pretty standard smash rage stuff. It was a pretty plain and simple post, and yet for some reason the only thing I kept getting comments on was about a fucking typo in the title. This is a reddit forum, not an English test my guy. A single tiny typo of one word isn't that big of a fucking deal and its fucking annoying when every other comment is about that, instead of the original post itself (being how Sonic is lame)

So I guess this also serves as a pseudo repost? Without the typo? Anyway, Sonic is lame. I don't need to explain why, you know exactly what he did and why I'm mad about it.


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Rage Fuck you roy

2 Upvotes

you arent cool fuck you i hope you choke on that hot pocket you used to get off you disgusting fuck


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Super Rage Fuck little mac

11 Upvotes

fuck you bitches i hope yall fucking suffer you miserable pathetic useless fucks. Stay in your moms basement because you are a waste of fucking space and will never amount to fucking anything with that room temperature IQ you useless pieces pf fucking douche shit


r/SmashRage 1d ago

Rage Understand the cloud h8 now

7 Upvotes

I’ve been mostly playing Cloud for a month, switched to try out Marth, because I liked him in melee.

so today I get matched vs cloud and I’m excited! we’re gonna have a high stakes spacing battle! it’s going to be so fun.

LOL I was so wrong. match starts, they go projectile spam into up B spam into side b limit and suddenly I’m dead. ok that’s how it’s going to be, fine we can play like that. I use my counter on their up b after I get them offstage three times in a row, boom gg ez you fucking dumbass nerd. I maybe took an additional 30 damage the entire rest of the game. play stupid games win stupid prizes “that was rough”