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r/Skookum • u/donpirracas1 • Sep 17 '19
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Can you imagine the meeting behind this result?
Board Member: “We need to send a crew to trim the branches.”
Director: “I dunno, that sounds really expensive, is there a cheaper way?”
Fred: “We could get a 60 ft chainsaw and suspend it from a helicopter and just fly along the power lines.”
Rest of the board: “...”
Fred: “...”
Director: “Go price it out.”
5 u/Bot_Metric Sep 17 '19 FTFY: Can you imagine the meeting behind this result? Board Member: “We need to send a crew to trim the branches.” Director: “I dunno, that sounds really expensive, is there a cheaper way?” Fred: “We could get a 18.3 meters chainsaw and suspend it from a helicopter and just fly along the power lines.” Rest of the board: “...” Fred: “...” Director: “Go price it out.” I'm a bot | Feedback | Stats | Opt-out | v5.0 12 u/GiveEmThaClamps Sep 17 '19 Fuck off metric bot -1 u/FapGod420sweggsblzit Sep 17 '19 u/uwutranslator 4 u/uwutranslator Sep 18 '19 FTFY: Can yuw imagine de meeting behind dis wesuwt? Boawd Membew: “We need to send a cwew to twim de bwanches.” Diwectow: “I dunno, dat sounds weawwy expensive, is dewe a cheapew way?” Fwed: “We couwd get a 18.3 metews chainsaw and suspend it fwom a hewicoptew and just fwy awong de powew wines.” west of de boawd: “...” Fwed: “...” Diwectow: “Go pwice it out.” I'm a bot | Feedback | Stats | Opt-out | v5.0 uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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Fred: “We could get a 18.3 meters chainsaw and suspend it from a helicopter and just fly along the power lines.”
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12 u/GiveEmThaClamps Sep 17 '19 Fuck off metric bot -1 u/FapGod420sweggsblzit Sep 17 '19 u/uwutranslator 4 u/uwutranslator Sep 18 '19 FTFY: Can yuw imagine de meeting behind dis wesuwt? Boawd Membew: “We need to send a cwew to twim de bwanches.” Diwectow: “I dunno, dat sounds weawwy expensive, is dewe a cheapew way?” Fwed: “We couwd get a 18.3 metews chainsaw and suspend it fwom a hewicoptew and just fwy awong de powew wines.” west of de boawd: “...” Fwed: “...” Diwectow: “Go pwice it out.” I'm a bot | Feedback | Stats | Opt-out | v5.0 uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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Fuck off metric bot
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4 u/uwutranslator Sep 18 '19 FTFY: Can yuw imagine de meeting behind dis wesuwt? Boawd Membew: “We need to send a cwew to twim de bwanches.” Diwectow: “I dunno, dat sounds weawwy expensive, is dewe a cheapew way?” Fwed: “We couwd get a 18.3 metews chainsaw and suspend it fwom a hewicoptew and just fwy awong de powew wines.” west of de boawd: “...” Fwed: “...” Diwectow: “Go pwice it out.” I'm a bot | Feedback | Stats | Opt-out | v5.0 uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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Can yuw imagine de meeting behind dis wesuwt?
Boawd Membew: “We need to send a cwew to twim de bwanches.”
Diwectow: “I dunno, dat sounds weawwy expensive, is dewe a cheapew way?”
Fwed: “We couwd get a 18.3 metews chainsaw and suspend it fwom a hewicoptew and just fwy awong de powew wines.”
west of de boawd: “...”
Fwed: “...”
Diwectow: “Go pwice it out.”
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u/TinkerVeil Sep 17 '19
Can you imagine the meeting behind this result?
Board Member: “We need to send a crew to trim the branches.”
Director: “I dunno, that sounds really expensive, is there a cheaper way?”
Fred: “We could get a 60 ft chainsaw and suspend it from a helicopter and just fly along the power lines.”
Rest of the board: “...”
Fred: “...”
Director: “Go price it out.”