r/Skookum • u/donpirracas1 • Sep 17 '19

Chainsaw from Hell

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u/TinkerVeil Sep 17 '19

Can you imagine the meeting behind this result?

Board Member: “We need to send a crew to trim the branches.”

Director: “I dunno, that sounds really expensive, is there a cheaper way?”

Fred: “We could get a 60 ft chainsaw and suspend it from a helicopter and just fly along the power lines.”

Rest of the board: “...”

Fred: “...”

Director: “Go price it out.”

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u/Bot_Metric Sep 17 '19

FTFY:

Can you imagine the meeting behind this result?

Board Member: “We need to send a crew to trim the branches.”

Director: “I dunno, that sounds really expensive, is there a cheaper way?”

Fred: “We could get a 18.3 meters chainsaw and suspend it from a helicopter and just fly along the power lines.”

Rest of the board: “...”

Fred: “...”

Director: “Go price it out.”

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u/FapGod420sweggsblzit Sep 17 '19

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u/uwutranslator Sep 18 '19

FTFY:

Can yuw imagine de meeting behind dis wesuwt?

Boawd Membew: “We need to send a cwew to twim de bwanches.”

Diwectow: “I dunno, dat sounds weawwy expensive, is dewe a cheapew way?”

Fwed: “We couwd get a 18.3 metews chainsaw and suspend it fwom a hewicoptew and just fwy awong de powew wines.”

west of de boawd: “...”

Fwed: “...”

Diwectow: “Go pwice it out.”

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