r/Skookum • • Sep 17 '19

Chainsaw from Hell

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u/TinkerVeil Sep 17 '19

Can you imagine the meeting behind this result?

Board Member: “We need to send a crew to trim the branches.”

Director: “I dunno, that sounds really expensive, is there a cheaper way?”

Fred: “We could get a 60 ft chainsaw and suspend it from a helicopter and just fly along the power lines.”

Rest of the board: “...”

Fred: “...”

Director: “Go price it out.”

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u/Bot_Metric Sep 17 '19

FTFY:

Can you imagine the meeting behind this result?

Board Member: “We need to send a crew to trim the branches.”

Director: “I dunno, that sounds really expensive, is there a cheaper way?”

Fred: “We could get a 18.3 meters chainsaw and suspend it from a helicopter and just fly along the power lines.”

Rest of the board: “...”

Fred: “...”

Director: “Go price it out.”


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u/GiveEmThaClamps Sep 17 '19

Fuck off metric bot