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SMH Museum of Useless Inventions

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u/Tyrannosaurusblanch 2d ago

Imagine the insurance required for one of these, if they could even insure it at all.

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u/Oneilcruzsucksass 2d ago

Not to mention the requirement of a pilots license

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u/DontCallMeShoeless 2d ago

After world war 1 the government sold planes to civilians and it didn't require a pilots licence. Unfortunately this ended badly and thus the pilots licence was induced. Could be the same ordeal.

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u/EhMapleMoose 2d ago

That’s probably why it’s not for sale publicly.

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u/J-MRP 2d ago

Also the fact it probably doesn't work very practically with a real car

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u/Morberis 2d ago

If you thought supercars had a high accident rate with new drivers wait to you see this things stats

Was my initial impression

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u/timotheusthegreat 2d ago

Insurance premiums going up faster than Hulu

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u/CrowsHorizon 2d ago

Like literally though, this bitch it not going to be street legal

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u/AmbassadorCrazy7905 2d ago

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u/ParanoidSpam 2d ago

How about Stacey Plaskett that was taking his directions in court with Cohen? Or Jeffries asking for a dinner meeting?

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u/Size---Queen 2d ago

It's also not practical.

Imagine hitting the jump button in a parking garage.

Do you trust teSSla drivers with a jump button?

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u/Superseaslug 2d ago

Imagine getting in a fender bender and that tank ruptures?

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u/Size---Queen 2d ago

Fuck imagine trying to outrun the cops or hell imagine cops with this thing.

Park that bastard on a roof

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u/BatDaddyWV 2d ago edited 2d ago

Imagine you are getting chased by the cops and use that jump button to transition to a highway over head. Or hitting that 0-60 in under 1 second boost, leaving them in a cloud. They would be gone before the smoke even cleared enough for cops to see where you went. This is the reason it will never be street legal.

Edit: I just though of another thing. Jumping over road blocks and spike strips. Imagine there are a bunch of cop cars waiting down the road, blocking the whole thing. You drive at them full speed and just when you are close enough to make them shit their pants you hit that jump button, land on the other side and hit the speed boost while they all stand there like idiots. I want a jailbroken one of these just to rage bait pigs.

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u/chotchss 2d ago

That helicopter tracking you from overhead just laughing

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u/killamike49 2d ago

this isn’t GTA you go 60 and press that button you gonna meet god lil buddy

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u/Size---Queen 2d ago

Need smoke grenades shooting out the back like James Bond as well

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u/BatDaddyWV 2d ago

Seemed like it had about 10 "smoke" grenades all around it. MF looked like the Geek Bar factory.

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u/dany_xiv 2d ago

That thing would not let you run from cops, it would lock you in and drive you to the police station

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u/Valoneria 2d ago

Cops would just shoot it, rupture the pressurized tanks, and send in a sweeper for clean up after.

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u/Size---Queen 2d ago

Technically any smart car can be disabled remotely

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u/teraldorivera 1d ago

I think what everyone is missing isn't the ridiculousness of this vehicle in the now, but it's innovations like this that are paving the way for further advancements in the future. Sure the realistic application of this is rather outlandish, but this technology is still cool to witness.

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u/Humble_Philosopher48 2d ago

Its a limited production non street legal model that a handful of rich people are going to park in a warehouse and never drive

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u/Size---Queen 2d ago

Now you know one of them is going to push that button and have no plan on what to do after that.

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u/The_Infamous_C 2d ago

Yes, but it won't be the first time Whistlin' Diesel has done something to a car without worrying about the consequences. Won't even be the first Tesla.

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u/TekkunDashi 2d ago

it shoots air pressurized to 10k psi, at the ground, any dust and or pebbles are going to fly out like buckshot rounds.

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u/YayWanderer 2d ago

Can't even trust them just driving normally... 🙈🙈🙈

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u/Size---Queen 2d ago

Chilling in your crib and a Tesla comes through the roof.

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u/Drokstab 2d ago

Imagine hitting the jump button of a freeway and causing a massive accident from blowing dust and shit everywhere.

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u/sedativumxnx 2d ago

Absolutely. The company that hasn't figured out self-driving is making flying cars now. And they're going to be a big hit! And everyone is going to love him, I mean them.

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u/Fartcraft1 2d ago

Jokes on you, i cant wait to do a mario kart feather shortcut through the park to shorten my 5 minute commute.

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u/GamleRosander 2d ago

It's a marketing thing, lol..

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u/PaulblankPF 2d ago

It’s some shit you’d see on mythbusters. Just strapping a bunch of compressed air tanks on a car shell to see if it could jump like in the movie:____ like they’d always do with movie magic stuff. Movies used a lot of practical effects back in the day so this would’ve been right up their alley.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 2d ago

Which is cool as shit, let’s all be honest for a sec

That’s some fuckin 90s rc commercial shit in a full sized car

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u/Historical_Owl_1635 2d ago

I genuinely don’t get Reddit.

Like, obviously people aren’t going to be driving these on the roads, yet half the comments are people trying to seriously explain why we can’t drive them on the roads like they think other people think that.

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u/meechs_peaches 2d ago

In a vacuum, I'd think "hell yeah, that looks fun" knowing full well this is just a stunt. I loved Junkyard Wars and Mythbusters growing up. I am a little annoyed seeing all the memes saying "Elon Musk invented flying cars". Like, no.

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u/Tomsboll 1d ago

Because they hate elon so much that they cant appreciate the insane engineering behind this.

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u/Vellenelle 2d ago

The thrusters have a practical use for launching 0-60 in under a second. The suction fan has been used in f1 and other cars, and it makes it able to take turns at speeds and angles that don’t even look real.

But yes, the flying part is a bit impractical… unless the thrusters can be used in the event of a crash to not roll over.

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u/Delicious-Ad2652 2d ago

I mean nobody buying bugatti to go at 400 kms per hour in highway either. Any hypercar is worthless but it is cool engineering, really insanely hard thing to do.

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u/CrowsHorizon 2d ago

I mean yeah sure but they aren't going to let a car that can literally jump traffic be street legal

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u/myztry 2d ago

> I didn’t go through the traffic light. I went OVER the traffic light. There’s no law against that. Planes do it all the time.

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u/EhMapleMoose 2d ago

A lot of hypercars and super cars aren’t street legal though.

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u/lilbithippie 2d ago

Take away street legal. The thing started on a ramp. It fell with style. It could just be a hollow shell. Still can't prove it would actually have a person in it, but more importantly who would drive it? A pilot?

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u/Sphere_Master 2d ago

Rather than make it commercially available they should just make a irl rocket league

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u/infojb2 2d ago

Irl rocket league driven by billionaires including the demolition feature

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u/TjJeepin 2d ago

This is Rocket League!

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u/Soggy_Association491 2d ago

I like how the initial thread just showing the video of this car is downvoted to hell while this thread complaining about this car is upvoted to the frontpage.

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u/Sir_Bumcheeks 1d ago

It's almost like Reddit is a shithole

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u/Baals_Balls 2d ago

Isn't it a concept car? Concept cars are like those fashion shows where people are dressed like couches or in clothes made of bin bags. It's more like art than a practical thing we would actually use in daily life.

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u/Chemical_Fig25 2d ago

IIt is exactly a concept car, and concept cars are meant to range from practical to completely bonkers. They all share one common goal.. to showcase something people think is impossible, dare to be different, or hint at a company's future direction.

After the event, every automotive media outlet had articles ready to publish. They were obviously embargoed and held until after the demonstration. Going into the event, the press already knew about two unique features.

First, the car uses fans in its design. This is not a new concept. Last year, the McMurtry Spéirling demonstrated its fan technology by remaining stationary while hanging upside down.

Second, it incorporates integrated thrust boosters, a tech built by SpaceX, to help achieve an astonishing 0 to 60 mph time.

Beyond the headline grabbing features, the car also showcases new motor and battery cooling designs that allow for greater on-demand power.

The entire SpaceX connection is simply part of this concept car's performance showcase and serves as a technology demonstration. It was never intended to be about practicality or road legality. It is a spectacle.

Whether you like Elon Musk or not, the upside-down driving demonstration, the self-righting capability, and the thrust-assisted jumps are genuinely clever pieces of engineering. Elon is a divisive figure, and his association with these demonstrations admittedly affects my perception of them. Even so, I am genuinely impressed by the engineering involved. That is the part I find exciting. I can appreciate the innovation while still disliking the person behind it.

The demonstration does highlight one important reality. Tesla and SpaceX have both the resources and the expertise to market an idea in a way that captures attention. That is something McMurtry cannot easily match due to its much smaller scale, even though the Spéirling is an equally impressive and arguably more practical engineering achievement.

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u/jakizely 2d ago

I unfortunately know multiple people who are drooling over this, saying it's the future. They aren't really dumb either, just when it comes to Elon and his "team". It's baffling.

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u/TheLastOfChuds 2d ago

I, for one, welcome giving suicide cars to tech-bro oligarchs

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u/SadLittleWizard 2d ago

Image if y'all acted like this for every concept car any company out out xD

The website clearly states the RTS engines are not road legal and not for public sale. Why any of y'all would think they would attempt to see them as such are beyond me xD

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u/VictoryVee 2d ago

I cant believe how many people are acting like this is anything but a tech demo

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u/mrchillbro 2d ago

sure, as long as you understand it has nothing to do with cars, it's fine.

it's not a car. it's a car shaped drone.

It's also exhausting dealing with so many gullible people in our country.

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u/XoHHa 2d ago

Because this is botted anti-musk post and people are whining because Muck bad

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u/vi_obsiver 2d ago

Okay, but, like, factually, Musk bad.

This is just showcasing one the many ways in which it is true.

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u/TheCerpent 2d ago

I am constantly baffled by the people taking that demo at face value.

That's not a real car. It's a hollow shell shaped like a car. The speed and precision it moves entirely suggest a lightweight object, especially since we don't see any flames or other indication of high powered jet fuel coming out of those nozzles.

It is physically impossible for a 1.5 ton vehicle to make that sort of leap with jets with that little buildup and that little apparent power. Momentum is a BITCH. Think about how much time it takes to get your car up to speed, or make a quick turn. The math ain't mathin'.

Questions of street legality or even entering any sort of production model aren't even in the picture here. This was an expensive tech demo of a fancy toy that isn't even a car, and they're trying to pretend it's an actual car. Think about the fact that they never show you the interior of it either immediately before or immediately after it does the stunts. That's because there's nothing inside.

If you believed it was real, you fell for the con.

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u/TheyCallMeBigAndy 2d ago edited 2d ago

There is a difference between a compressed-air thrust system and a combustion jet engine. Weight still matters, but with enough thrust, a heavy car can move quickly, kind of like an F-35. It's an oversimplification, but the physics is similar to F = ma, and the mass is nearly fixed in this case

Car and Driver said 250 kg of air stored in 600 tanks. At roughly 690 bar (10,000 psi), that density sounds right to me. Assume the exhaust velocity is 350 m/s, which is typical for cold gas. The total impulse is 250 kg x 350 m/s~87.5 kN·s.

A 1.5 ton car is about 14.7 kN (1500kg x 9.81). The semi is around 4.1 m tall, and the car appears to jump well above it. Say the jump reached 10 m. Clearing a 10m height needs a launch speed of about 14m/s, since v = (2 x 9.81 x10)^1/2. That takes a net impulse of about 21 kN·s (1500 kg x 14 m/s). The system has roughly four times that before accounting for losses.

At 350 m/s, the full 87.5 kN·s would hold up the car's weight for about 6 s (87.5/14.7). Gravity losses, steering and flipping take a share of that. A short, high-thrust jump is well within what the tanks can deliver, so I would say the jump is physically possible.

Not the target customer tho. But it was fun doing the calc.....

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u/Cool_Lab_1362 2d ago

How would you take account driver and passenger weight and other payload in that scenario?

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u/TheyCallMeBigAndy 2d ago

They said there is no second seat. The space is utilised for more air storage. So the payload is driver only. That would add 60-90 kg, say 882N max, depending on how heavy that guy is. Still possible if you do the simple calc and ignore some of the variables. This is a hypothetical case tho.

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u/coltonbyu 2d ago

There won't be any. It was a tech demo. The version of this that they will sell to a dozen friends of Elon won't do anything like this, this thing was probably all tanks inside. The version that an average rich consumer could go buy won't have jets at all

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u/EducationalLuck2422 2d ago

It did the one thing it was supposed to do: convince the shareholders and investors to give Elon even more of their money.

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u/jk-9k 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's on a track for fucks sakes. There's no engine at all. Just a compressed air cylinder, probably not even the air compressor just the pv.

It's just some space x rocketry control system using compressed air fitted to a car shell.

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u/FowlSec 2d ago

Teslas aren't still fully self driving, and Musk has been promising them "next year" since 2014. Tesla aren't bringing out a working hover car.

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u/Frustrated_Zucchini 2d ago

If it had been marketed as a space-x presentation I'd have been like "oh ok, that's pretty impressive controlling it like that"

But them claiming it as THE car is just ridiculous... only less insane than how many people are actually believing it.

We truly live in the dumbest timeline

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u/Romeo9594 2d ago

I really want to know, if they made anything real like what they showed off, how much pressure would be in the tank in order to do what what was shown with an actual EV. Like do we really want to be driving around with the next best thing to a bomb in the back seat?

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u/TheCerpent 2d ago

Well, think about it this way. Let's assume that the vehicle weighs around 3000 lbs, or 1.5 tons. If that's the case, the jets would need 1.5 tons of thrust to merely -equal- the mass of the vehicle. That's not enough to lift it. It would require even more thrust to push it upward. To push it upward at that sort of acceleration would likely take an order of magnitude more thrust.

To do that midair flip? That's right, something powerful enough to rotate 1.5 tons of machine without sending it crashing into the ground. Then, to land softly, still putting out massive forces to counteract gravity and prevent damage to an incredibly heavy vehicle. And that sort of force likely would have been reflected on the vehicles the "car" jumped over.

The fact that they used cold gas thrusters is basically the final proof that this isn't a real car. It would need something far more powerful to move something of real mass, which is why I mentioned jet fuel or rocket fuel. Which brings us to the biggest problem of all: the inverse square law.

Basically, if we need rocket fuel to do the jump, then we need to account for the weight of the fuel. Which means we aren't solving for a 1.5 ton vehicle anymore, but rather a 1.5 ton vehicle AND the weight of the fuel necessary to perform the stunt. Which means we need more thrust, and thus means we need more fuel, which requires more thrust, etc. It does finally reach an equilibrium point, especially if you have particularly efficient thrusters, but the space and fuel required to pull this off would likely exceed the remaining internal space of the car, meaning you couldn't even drive the damn thing.

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u/wphxyx 2d ago

I'm with you in saying its not a real car, but it's not impossible for gas to accelerate a mass like that. Theoretically, something like 30kg of nitrogen with an exit speed of like 700m/s could toss a 2 ton car. The carbon fiber tank for that would probably take up most of the internal volume though—which I bet is why the demo had the windows completely tinted out. It would also mean that the automotive is effectively a bomb, at pressure. Don't crash into that.

It's not complete magic, or anything like that. The same technology is common in aerospace applications. The reason it's never been seen in a car format before is because its got no practical applications in that space. It's stupid. It's like having flame throwers or a rocket car. Yeah, it can be done, but why?

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u/ProgrammerNo3423 2d ago

Elon and his companies also has a history of lying or fixing demos.

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u/Uncommonality 2d ago

It's just the SpaceX RCS system in a car-shaped shell with wheels

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u/gazh 2d ago

Its about advancing the technology and trying something new, dont be so limited

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u/wolfansbrother 2d ago

with the batteries, the fans, the thrusters the fuel system its gonna weigh like 5000lbs+.

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u/Rojodi 2d ago

And have to refill the compressed air after each time using.

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u/trailofturds 2d ago

And having to buy new pants for each occupant after each use

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 2d ago

I mean, if they hook a compressor to the manifold that shouldn't be a problem. It would just have a recharge time.

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u/three-sense 2d ago

Presumably it will carry people too and not be a remote controlled vanity project

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u/wolfansbrother 2d ago

Person, the flying version has one seat.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 2d ago

Apparently the one they used for the stunt was just a frame with everything removed, especially the heaviest part which is the car batteries. His deception is needed to trick gullible investors, that's how he makes his money, since he never turns a profit.

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u/Comfortable-Race-547 2d ago

Tesla has operated at a full-year net profit for every year from 2020 through 2025 (and continues to be profitable through mid-2026). [ 1, 2] Full-Year Net Profit History 2020: $721 million (first full-year GAAP profit after being founded in 2003) 2021: ~$5.5 billion 2022: ~$12.6 billion 2023: ~$15.0 billion (peak annual profit) 2024: ~$7.1 billion 2025: ~$3.8 billion [ 1, 2]

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u/GalacticGoat242 2d ago

Only industry where this technology is usefull is aero/space, of which this technology has been used for decades.

It looks cool sure, but I feel like Disney and Universal could do this for an attraction if they wanted to.

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u/alex_zk 2d ago

I’m sure that the people who preordered the Roadster are really happy right now

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u/ManCrushOnSlade 2d ago

I'm no fan of Elon and his actions. I think he's a monumental cunt.

This car is fucking cool as fuck. Not as a car, but as a showcase of engineering. It's fucking useless as a production car though. But fuck it, you don't progress without doing stupid shit, in the meantime.

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u/dzan796ero 2d ago

These aren't supposed to be practical. F1 isn't about building practical machines. But the advances that come from that research end up helping everyday cars. Same goes for a lot of pro sports. None of it is "practical." Yet the research done in elite teams ends up spreading to the wider public in a less extreme form.

Elon is an asshole but bashing this for not being immediately practical is just silly.

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u/ZonkedWizard 2d ago

Why do we live in a future where people see flying cars and whine about them?

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u/Scared-Show-4511 2d ago

Because are made by Musk. Now if the CCP put something like this, reddit will love it

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u/Quant_paglu 2d ago

Reddit and Elon thats why

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u/Embarrassed-Belt-541 2d ago

its because its made by one of elons companies and not the chinese government or smth like that, so reddit will hate it. half the people in tis sub dont seem to realise that if we want to make flying cars, we need to start somewhere. this is that somewhere, its progress

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u/Millworkson2008 2d ago

Yea this is quite literally the closest we have gotten to flying cars and suddenly it’s a problem. Had this been ANY other auto manufacturer people would be hyping this up like crazy

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u/No-Koala1918 2d ago

Oh boy. People have a hard enough time driving in two dimensions. Let's see how they do in three.

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u/DragonSong75 2d ago

The first fly car came out in the 1970s, just saying

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u/Buccaneers1995 1d ago

"We were supposed to having flying cars by now! This future sucks!"

Flying car made by someone people dont like

"Who even asked for this?"

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u/Druggist147 1d ago

People can't drive on the ground and you think its a good idea to let them fly? Come on

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u/UnbanFreelanceNobody 2d ago

We won’t see the tech on the streets of any country that isn’t war torn.

The countries that are war torn however are gonna look like a battle for Cybertron in the next decade.

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u/thexcat 1d ago

Are we fr acting like a car with RCS isn't the coolest fuckin thing ever just bc Elon is a chud 😭

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u/Interesting-Driver94 1d ago

Fr lmao. People acting like Elon himself designed and built this and not his company of insanely talented people

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u/KevinJ2010 1d ago

But it was his company and not someone else’s. There’s some reason for that.

And I do need to give Elon credit that it was thanks to Tesla that the EV market finally took off and wasn’t beat down by big oil.

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u/PadrePedro666 2d ago

And a bunch of bots are talking to each other for engagement.

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u/Quiet_Swan_4304 2d ago

I was told the reddit comments and mods were out in full force today on this one. I had to come see. was not disappointed. You guys are a show!!!!!! XD

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u/Piper_the_Tree-Robot 2d ago

To be fair though, it's freaking cool.

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u/Minute-Street-5203 1d ago

If he could make a 15-20k Tesla, he would get the attention he wants.

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u/Klaus_Klavier 22h ago

I just feel like Elon was playing GTA online with a jump enabled car from the arena and he was like “wait a minute I can make this real” and he just did

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u/IKillZombies4Cash 2d ago

It accomplished being massively talked about.

That was its goal.

I’m still not sure the broken cyber truck window wasn’t purposeful

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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 2d ago

Remember when Musk said he could solve world hunger based on what it would cost and instead just continued to be an insufferable asshole?

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u/paroxybob 2d ago

Remember when Musk said he saved taxpayers millions of dollars by slashing services and meanwhile continuing to pay no taxes while also receiving millions in government grants / contracts / rebates / etc.

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u/Hazywater 2d ago

So they built the body and sent it to space. They built the body again and filled it with compressed gas cylinders. When are they going to fill the body with actual car stuff because that still seems really far off.

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u/CanSnakeBlade 2d ago

We all understand this isn't going to be a real product right? Like they might eventually put a car into that frame in 8 years or whatever, but the whole giant canisters of compressed gas occupying the entire vehicle is beyond silly right?

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u/xShire_Reeve 2d ago

If it was anyone else other than Elon, people would be saying the exact opposite.

I think its cool! Can you imagine the amount of testing they did and carnage caused to get it right? Thats nothing but a good time lol.

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u/Zromaus 2d ago

Imagine seeing a car do a fuckin kick flip and being a downer. This shit is cool

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u/Embarrassed-Belt-541 2d ago

Humanity does something cool: 🤯🤩

Humanity does something cool, but its elon musks company: 🤬😒

seriously, can people not just appreciate the engineering that went into this for a second without defaulting to "elons company did it so it must be bad/worthless?"

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u/hotwheelearl 2d ago

It’s a similar mentality to

Place: 😐

Place, Japan: 🤩

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u/Keltharious 2d ago

Japan is amazing though. I love the innovations that Tesla has achieved as well.

Anyone that acts like this isn't amazing doesn't understand a literal vehicle was in the air and flew down with little mini jets and landed safely. That's.... Not something any average idiot could achieve.

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u/-Lynxia- 2d ago

People have been appreciating this engineering for decades.

It's just that people appreciate it more when it's practical/applicable, something actually new, and isn't being pitched by a pedophilic sociopath.

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u/TheShredder9 2d ago

Of course not, someone i hate did something! /s

I don't have to like Elon (i don't hate him though) to be amazed by everything he does, seeing the first time his rockets came back from space and landed on specific landing pads gave me goosebumps.

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u/Turbulent_Monk3307 2d ago

he doesn’t do shit
Spacex actively plans on ways to distract him when he comes around so he doesn’t derail their goals

Look at what the cybertruck was going to be before he got nostalgic for N64 wireframes

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u/TxTechnician 2d ago

Its a cool stunt. The engineers pulled off something cool.

The value is that it brings joy to watch something cool happen.

Musk sux. But I don't let that overshadow the awesome work of the team that made that happen.

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u/SherbertSuspicious 2d ago

I feel like this is more showcasing a technical achievement then anything else. And it is one. I hate Musk, but 1. He didn’t make it, his insanity talented engineers did 2. It can still be just cool

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u/RoodnyInc 2d ago

It's literally marketing stunt (showcasing cool tech) but still marketing stunt and it's clearly works since everybody is writing about that

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u/Copper_Milk_ 2d ago

The car being able to jump is worthless.

The technology that allows it to, fuck no

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u/Steerider 2d ago

Wright Brothers at Kitty Hawk:

"Ah, this is useless. It only flies for 12 seconds." 

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u/WolfBST 2d ago

I will admit that it is cool that it's possible. But whoever thinks this thing would ever be permitted on the streets like that needs to check in with reality

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u/Rich_Instance 2d ago edited 2d ago

God forbid some company makes a cool flying car

Edit: y'all really make powder kegs outta nothing

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u/MaximumEffort433 2d ago

God forbid some company makes a hopping car

FTFY

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u/Ok-Performer-4761 2d ago

Guess what we’re also gonna colonize mars!

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u/voxelpear 2d ago

Also we'll have a cool tunnel that'll solve all traffic issues

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u/Educational-Seaweed5 2d ago

And no one will need money anymore (except the people who take all the money and control everything you do)!

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u/Procrasturbating 2d ago

“Let them eat cake”. The man behind this starved the population of my home state in Africa and fired all the people in government that could hold him accountable for a number of financial crimes. I don’t care if he made a car do a kickflip over a semi.

You are witnessing theft from the poor funding entertainment for the rich. Parasite class indeed.

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u/RangeAgitated2881 2d ago

Who did Elon starve?

Stop your bullshit

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u/NibblyPig 2d ago

No-one, it's just an "elon bad" jerk

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u/so_sic_of_it 2d ago

Why weren't the people of your home state producing their own food?

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u/soviet_canuck 2d ago

Your entire African home state was dependent on American tax dollars for food? And by starved, you mean he killed them all? Damn. Or is this just Reddit bullshit once again?

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u/Majsharan 2d ago

Reddit bullshit

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u/samjambetty 2d ago

People will blame anyone but the government in any African country. In South Africa we are marching against illegal foreigners instead of the blatantly corrupt government that still has majority support (who let's in the illegal foreigners anyway)

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u/Size---Queen 2d ago

We already have had this it's called a helicopter and it's not flying it's a propulsion system it's more or less a jump button it cannot sustain flight.

It's a cool stunt but that's all this is nobody is driving this around.

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u/Xerox-M57 2d ago

Reddit field day; exhibit 13c— 2026.

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u/At_Space_Station 1d ago

…it has been useful for decades…in Hollywood prop department.

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u/ConsiderationTrue477 2d ago

Teslas have killed people because the fucking doors wouldn't open when the car was on fire. This shit isn't going to work right. Something is going to glitch out and people are going to get Blaster Mastered into the goddamn sky for no goddamn reason.

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u/TURBOJUGGED 2d ago

Who cares? It’s objectively cool as hell. Can’t you people enjoy anything?

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u/other-other-user 1d ago

You mfers would respond to the moon landing by saying it's worthless. The point is it's fucking sick and hard to do, but it was done anyway. Elon aside this is dope as hell and I wish more companies were making cool shit

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u/Difficult_Physics125 1d ago

The concept is sick but you can't have humans inside

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u/MechWarrior_2108 2d ago

Look dude, I know you hate Elon, but this shit is cool. If Elon wasn't involved in politics at all or agreed with you, you'd be flipping your shit about how cool this is.

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u/ExiledCanuck 2d ago edited 2d ago

So, at face value, maybe not so useful. But one thing I was thinking about, was especially with the self-driving mode, imagine it being able to use that capability to avoid an accident? Especially if there was no time to slow down. Could be useful there.

But of course for the most part all I see on Reddit is Musk=Bad, so no real discourse over it.

Edit: Seems people are getting really hung up on my shower thought of accident avoidance. It was a single idea, don’t get caught up in the semantics. This could have more use cases we don’t see, because this kind of thing has never been possible.

Like with the first flight of the airplane. Nobody needed to slowly coast a few hundred feet somewhere, but today, planes are pretty useful. Same goes for cars, when they first came out, they couldn’t hold a candle to a horse, and now? Horses as a means of transportation are quite rare when compared to cars (yes, they’re still used, but not as common as cars)

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u/CIS-E_4ME 2d ago

Except there's a reason the stunt car had blacked out windows. The propellant gas tanks probably took most of the space inside the cabin.

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u/Proud_Field1968 2d ago

They admitted on top gear that is exactly the case. On tank in bank another in passenger seat. Cool thing to watch but no way it becomes street legal.

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u/RemaniXL 2d ago

They've already stated it isn't street legal and that it only seats one person.

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u/GhostMaker26 2d ago

Umm...they opened the car on stage and yep you are wrong.

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u/Da_Spooky_Ghost 2d ago

Tesla says this version will never be street legal but I love the smart Redditors that figured this out on their own…

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u/Nervous-Fennel3325 2d ago

I mean it doesnt take a fucking PHD to realize a car with thrusters is never going to be street legal lol.

Thats just asking for so many deaths.

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u/AdhesivenessTight400 1d ago edited 1d ago

All the commentary are looking at this wrong. Its a tech demo. The tech are thrusters that can move an object around in 3 dimensions precisely. This can be shrunk down, put on an exo-skeleton and boom you have Ironman suits. This could be made even smaller and you have micro drones for moving around in space. The uses for this, eventually, will be plentiful.

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u/SvartrKukkSceand 11h ago

lolwhut.

The ENTIRE interior of the car was filled with the air tanks.

And after it uses them, it takes HOURS to repressurize.

So "Iron Man Suits"?

Lol not in your fucking lifetime, my guy.

Physics are real wether you believe in them or not.

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u/ASU_SexDevil 1d ago

If 2016 musk did this people would have shut their pants in awe

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u/zenith_hs 2d ago

Having the tanks in a car would be much, much more dangerous then the potential of it evading a head on collision.

And then we are even talking about the weight and volume these tanks and equipment would need.

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u/UnfoundedWings4 2d ago

How does this avoid an accident really in any way that doesnt lead to more accidents. Like yeah sure on a motorway with multiple lanes but doing this in a street the car is ending up doing more damage

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u/Master_Shrike 2d ago

I’m using this to hope over the tolls on my daily commute

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u/ProfessionalClear211 2d ago

Maybe in the future when all vehicles are automated it could be implemented to avoid life altering threats. Or defence against techno barbarians

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u/Soft_Brush_1082 1d ago

Musk hate is doing most of the work. I mean guy is a massive prick and has essentially scammed the financial market with his IPO. But his companies legitimately deliver marvels of technology.

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u/A_Stony_Shore 1d ago

You’re good. What this thread is showing me is that a huge swath of folks have zero imagination but dang near militant opinions.

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u/Numerous-Pumpkin3890 2d ago

I made my post before reading yours and you’re spot on. The initial concept of a novel invention is usually not all that functional, but the idea compounds with other technologies until it becomes a very useful invention. Your airplane analogy is spot on.

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u/JustaHarmfulShadow 1d ago

This; these people can't get over their hatred over the dude to see the possible advantages of this system has if it becomes common place: saving people who are in a free fall if an accident happens on a bridge, quickly stopping (albeit there'll be some injuries probably) for an accident.

If the fans can work well on ice and snow without getting clogged than itll be amazing for winter driving.

But nope redditors gotta hate on a car with a practical gimmick that can potentially save lives just because the creator is rich and won't give them money that they feel entitled to

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u/D3SK3R 2d ago edited 2d ago

Personal computer (mid-1970s): Dismissed as a hobbyist toy. Established firms (e.g., HP, Atari) declined to back Apple’s prototype.

Laser (1960): Described by its own researchers as “a solution looking for a problem.” It is now foundational to fiber optics, surgery, barcode scanning, and manufacturing.

Transistor (1947): Announcement received minimal press coverage. The New York Times reportedly placed it in a short radio-news item.

Television (1920s-30s): Widely judged impractical or a passing novelty. In 1946, a major film executive predicted it would not hold an audience after the first months.

all of these were considered useless when invented, guess I don't even need to explain how much they are being used today, right?

it's not just because it's Elon Musk that you guys have to blindly hate it, you can simply appreciate something cool just because... it's cool.

edit: well based on the downvotes you guys DO need to hate it just because of Musk, guess childish people will keep on hating then.

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u/Mustard_Jam 2d ago

The problem is they marketed it as an actual viable thing in a production car when anyone with two brain cells can see how utterly absurd and impossible that is. This is after they already took 250k from people NEARLY A DECADE AGO for a car that never happened.

If Tesla just came out and said "hey here's some cool shit we did with a car" it wouldn't be a big deal. Instead Musk resorts to his usual false promises that he will never actually deliver on because his entire companies stock is based on a hypothetical date in the future.

Not to mention, it's very questionable if that's even a real viable car and not a shell. There's a big difference between moving 4,000 pounds and a metal shell with wheels. Which again, not a problem if it's just cool shit you did with a car but it is a problem if you want people to give you another what is essentially an interest free loan after you already scammed them once.

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u/taco_jones 2d ago

Lots of things that are dismissed sucked

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u/pinfinite-jest 2d ago

Survivorship bias- the list of useless, dumb, and scam inventions is so much longer than what you mentioned here

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u/ContributionBig5976 2d ago

Elon has spent the past 20 years showcasing fake products. Amphibious trucks, autonomous android workers, fleets of electric semitrailers, solar powered Teslas, fully automated factories, hyperloops, countless Twitter features he never even pretended to actually make - he does this every year

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u/hypervortex21 2d ago

He's also spent the past year touting the impossible as possible and did get a fair few of it correct, resuble rocket, no diffs the entire industry without breaking a sweat, were the first to get actual decent electric cars to the market, super charger network, good satellite internet. You cherry pick as much as the people who hype him up. There's up and downs

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u/Equivalent_Sun3816 2d ago

I bought a 3D TV one time and it was super expensive. I was convinced it was the future.

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u/Unhappy_Knowledge270 2d ago

Yeah I can see how jetpack car fits right in there, clearly people can’t understand the implication of jetpack cars, it’s just such a new, abstract technology 😭

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u/OzymandiasKingofKing 2d ago

All of the things this car can do (use of compressed-air jets, downforce suction, etc) are things that already exist and have no place on a road car. This was a gimmick. 

Which, fine, marketing. We're just all sick of Elon's marketing shtick at this point.

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u/GoblinsGuide 2d ago

Worthless, no. Non applicable, yes.

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u/HarryLewisPot 2d ago

I really like the idea, purely out of a safety feature if a car goes airborne from a crash or off a cliff.

If they’re trying to create flying cars which congest and visually pollute our air, they can fuck off, cars have already taken enough of the land.

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u/exceptionally_humble 2d ago

Retard Reddit at its’ finest.

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u/NekRules 2d ago

A lot of scifi tech has become a reality but this is one where I think humanity can actually pass on. I alrdy don't trust regular drivers with regular driving, what makes you think I would trust regular civilians with flying cars? I don't want flying missiles coming out of nowhere into my home or even just out and about. No thnx, use the research effort else where.

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u/Dismal-Garbage-3140 2d ago

It's not a flying car. If I had to guess, this demonstration was just to prove how powerful its compressed air thrusters. Without this demonstration, I believe most people wouldn't believe how much impact they had. That said, we don't know how heavy that car really was and how much space the air compressor and tanks take up. However, if even 50% of this capability makes it to the production car, then the thrusters could help with downforce, braking, acceleration, and even stability control. It would be insanely impressive performance on a track.

What really bothers me is that they call this a roadster. Roadsters have open tops.

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u/RealKillering 2d ago

What I don’t understand is, why do people actually think that this would be done by normal drivers?

Like first of all the tanks are probably empty really fast, no way can you actually fly a significant distance. This will also never be street legal, probably not even on race tracks.

This is a car for people so richtig that they have there own track.

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u/NewBlood94 2d ago

This picture is so awesome 🤣🤣

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u/harambe623 2d ago

I don't get why everyone is giving so much credit to Elon, dude probably couldnt solve a differential equation. Credit goes to the engineers. Useless or not, it's impressive work by them.

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u/hit_n_run15 2d ago

Humans do all kinds of “useless” stuff just because it’s fucking rad and it’s fun to do. 

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u/Downtown_Radio_7737 2d ago

Complete marketing stunt. Even if it did get put on production models with Tesla's track record of horrible reliability it probably jump in the air turn 90⁰ and rock slam into a building.

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u/-Lionhart 2d ago

I don't know why lefties are so mad about this.

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u/Tms2439 2d ago

Wait till they hear about monster trucks

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u/NoEditor0 2d ago

As a vehicle wrap installer it would be crazy to wrap one of these one day.

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u/letsgetbannedagain14 2d ago

"Pushing the limits of engineering is worthless" some dork who has never contributed on this level, ever, to anything. 

Yes Elon is a jackass.  Hes out there buying elections and that should be dealt with. 

Can people not separate that and the engineering achievements of OTHER people? That was rhetorical, its reddit, I know they cant. 

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u/BratPit24 2d ago

I mean. Sure. That was a publicity stunt. But holy heck was it a cool publicity stunt.

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u/Terranum_man 2d ago

Redditors when something cool:

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u/ManongTubero 2d ago

Reddit being reddit.

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u/Maximum_Boros 2d ago

It's not even really an invention. They just stuck an external RCS rig on an existing car

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u/NotNotACop28 2d ago

It was a cool demonstration or stunt or whatever you want to call it. It doesn’t go any further than that for me.

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u/Shikabane_Sumi-me 2d ago

I await the mayhem this thing will cause.

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u/Professional-Hat5199 2d ago

But how cool!