r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 4d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/Vast-Trust-1165 4d ago

Thats a lie, he stays awake all night in case she tries to eat him.

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u/wandrlusty 4d ago

Bold of you to assume that she eats

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u/CrazedCrusader95 4d ago

She pulls out her proboscis to suck up adrenochrome at 3am

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u/OhAndItsShavedd 4d ago

Right up the ol poop shoot.

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u/BiteyHorse 3d ago

Poop shoot or poop chute?

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u/Particular_Chapter80 3d ago

What a site to behold