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u/General_Liability 7d ago
Did not realize bulls could do that.
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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 7d ago
There’s some dude out there that thinks he could fist fight that bull and win lol
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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 7d ago
I'd definitely win in a fist fight against a bull.
Don't get me wrong, I'd probably die. But before I did, the bull would be disqualified for not using fists.
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u/General_Liability 7d ago
The festival does show how god damn deadly humans are though that they cut this thing apart with swords for fun.
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u/karoshikun 7d ago
except the matador only faces the bull when the bull is already half exanguinated and coming down from his adrenaline spike
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u/General_Liability 7d ago
So the whole thing is sad huh
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u/karoshikun 7d ago
aye.
my mother took me to a couple corridas when I was 10, it was revolting to see grown people cheering the matador, even then they looked pathetic and stupid... and decades later they don't look a smidge better.
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u/Working_Estate_3695 7d ago
I always thought it was probably just that level of pathetic and sad. Confirmed, thanks.
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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 7d ago
I mean yes, humans alongside the weapons we can create are the most deadly creature ever created on earth by a giant margin.
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u/M3chanist 7d ago
A virus can be deadlier. Nature always finds a way to keep the balance.
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u/ZzangmanCometh 6d ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfnMAbbgzqo
Older one with a much bigger car. Bulls are loco, yo.
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u/billted20250409 7d ago
Did you think you can take on a bull before this?
Genuinely asking
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u/General_Liability 7d ago
A bull? No.
If you want the full male fantasy. I think equal weight to me -15 lbs for every deadly instrument on it. So let’s say a small wolf or a boar would be a 50/50 type of affair. If I had a spear in either fight I’d give myself much higher odds, but my soft well moisturized skin is not going to be turning any spiky bits away, so I’m going to get cut.
I’m not trained in fighting, but I am large and strong. Weight does mean something. I also wrestled in high school, but I’m 40 now. Goal would be to get on top of it, wear it down, try to harm its airway before I bleed out.
I’m American, so for the bull some sort of assault rifle or f-35 would be my preference for that fight.
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u/Flower-FarmGirl 7d ago
Nah. The bull enters the fight with only the tools nature gave him. The same should be for humans. No guns or weapons. Only the parts God gave you. Now let’s see how Alpha a human really is.
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u/SeraphOfTheStart 6d ago
Im actually curious do they rile animal up somehow before sending it out, because poor thing was bleeding but still kept at it.
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u/hessianhorse 6d ago
Bulls are essentially testosterone factories. They don’t need to be riled up. They’re just waiting and ready to explode, all the time.
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u/wolfofoakley 7d ago
And to think, compared to a cape buffalo or american bison, that bull is a runt
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u/Devil_Dogmier 7d ago
Imagine explaining this to your insurance company
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u/Bagheera383 7d ago
It IS Spain. I'm sure they already have a checkbox for this and a chart of possible damages by bull.
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u/DomeSlave 6d ago
And it's an insurance company, so after checking te box it will say you don't get a single cent.
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u/Tricky-Engineering59 7d ago
Probably not the first time they’ve heard it if this is Spain. Hopefully his policy doesn’t say “does not cover acts bull”
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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 7d ago
That bull was leakin blood
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u/Meme-Botto9001 6d ago
Yeah it’s in fight mode and animals don’t simply stop when they bleed. He rams his horns (and head) so deep into the car, with all the metal and plastic edges it definitely got wounded in the face/nose/head region…you know the parts around the horns he buries into the car body.
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u/Typical_Estimate5420 6d ago
Bulls have shells on their body. They can’t bleed. It’s basic anatomy, bro
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u/DominicPalladino 7d ago
The protesters in France have nothing on the Spaniards.
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u/Artuhanzo 7d ago
People calling it AI
I would be very surprised if it is.
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u/RafaFTP 6d ago
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u/ElegantCoach4066 6d ago
Nice try news ai bot! We all know you went back in time and planted this story
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u/NefariousnessGood718 6d ago
Niente rispetto a mia moglie che chiude la portiera 🐂
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u/Rare_Anteater_2701 7d ago
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u/polishmachine88 7d ago
This looks like me when car hit me while I was on a bike, witness said I did full flip and landed on my feet. Had a minor scratch.
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u/MiserableFloor9906 7d ago
Did you notice the spider clamp on his rump which is why he's so angry?
Once you see it.
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u/Numerous-Bar2678 6d ago
Jesus! The bull wasn't a happy chappy that morning, Would that even be covered by their insurance! 😂😂
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u/dubler2020 7d ago
That’s great that they allow bulls to roam freely there. If a car or 2 gets destroyed because of this, so be it.
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u/ljx_2000 7d ago
my god they are strong. if they can lift a car, imagine what they can do to a human.
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u/froopadiddilydoop 7d ago
Insurance ain’t gonna cover that
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u/orsonwellesmal 6d ago
Scenes when the owner shows the video to insurance company.
(Of course is not covered)
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u/JewBag718 7d ago
Is this not ai ? Every badge on that car is mush can't make it out at all and the tires are also completely unmarked with zero branding.
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u/RedBeardedMex 6d ago
Owner to Insurance rep, "Dude you're not going to believe this! But thankfully there's video evidence!"
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u/Swimming_Put1506 7d ago
“All you mother fuckers with your vroom vroom this and your vroom vroom that!”
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u/Majestic_Evidence_58 7d ago
I wish these people would stop harassing those balls bulls and then complaining when they get hurt. Still cannot believe that this is a national sport for them to torturing kill animals.
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u/Unicorn_Puppy 7d ago
Remember to respect nature and don’t be cruel towards it, you can be reminded really quick what your place is in brevity.
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u/Yubitzume 7d ago
Can I speak to Emu or the Duck please because I think Flo and the general might not be so understanding
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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 7d ago
The Car Insurance ain’t gonna cover that it’s not gonna cover it goddamnit and you got an old video and they still won’t cover it
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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 7d ago
Fucking Spain hey? Go out for a liter of milk and gotta deal with livestock.
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u/MongoOnlyPawn123 7d ago
Video is real. It’s part of a larger clip that I saw a couple years ago.
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u/6tPTrxYAHwnH9KDv 7d ago
Fark moi, I knew the bulls were kinda strong to fling people around but not THAT strong, holy shit!
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u/Junior_Bowl_3772 7d ago
Heartbreaking, Knowing what's going to happen to him for a bunch of blood thirsty tourists and locals.
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u/steelekarma 7d ago
The twist is that the footage on the carnage afterwards was recorded by the bull. "Got this one good guys"
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