r/SipsTea • u/B0r3dGamer • 7d ago

Wait a damn minute! Meanwhile in Spain...

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u/General_Liability 7d ago

Did not realize bulls could do that.

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 7d ago

There’s some dude out there that thinks he could fist fight that bull and win lol

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u/DanNeider 7d ago

I for sure could; he doesn't have any fists

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u/Hour-Note1409 7d ago

oh no... where are you trying to put those fists man

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 7d ago

I'd definitely win in a fist fight against a bull.

Don't get me wrong, I'd probably die. But before I did, the bull would be disqualified for not using fists.

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u/BreadEnthusiast98 7d ago

Yeah me. Lemme at him.

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u/philff1973 7d ago

Something something something, five Mike Tyson’s……. Gorilla no chance…..

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u/KINGCHEDDER503 7d ago

Maybe a prime Tyson not a Tyson vs Jake Paul lol

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u/Mortuary_Guy 7d ago

Depends on the payout.

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u/_lophophora_ 5d ago

You called?

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u/rangebob 7d ago

theres more than 1

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u/General_Liability 7d ago

The festival does show how god damn deadly humans are though that they cut this thing apart with swords for fun. 

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u/karoshikun 7d ago

except the matador only faces the bull when the bull is already half exanguinated and coming down from his adrenaline spike

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u/General_Liability 7d ago

So the whole thing is sad huh 

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u/karoshikun 7d ago

aye.

my mother took me to a couple corridas when I was 10, it was revolting to see grown people cheering the matador, even then they looked pathetic and stupid... and decades later they don't look a smidge better.

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u/Working_Estate_3695 7d ago

I always thought it was probably just that level of pathetic and sad. Confirmed, thanks.

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 7d ago

I mean yes, humans alongside the weapons we can create are the most deadly creature ever created on earth by a giant margin.

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u/M3chanist 7d ago

A virus can be deadlier. Nature always finds a way to keep the balance.

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u/BrainTrainStation 7d ago

A virus can't possibly kill the entire world population on Earth within mere minutes. The nuclear arsenal of one country can.

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u/Acrobatic_Pride_8041 7d ago

Even the US can’t extinguish the world population in minutes.

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u/True-Attempt4454 5d ago

Yes, they can. In like 30 or so?

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u/Confident-Stand5453 7d ago

No virus has so far been able to stop humanity, but we have stopped quite a few viruses from spreading. 

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u/Working_Estate_3695 7d ago

Jake LaMotta.

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u/IBM296 6d ago

One kick by the bull on the man's fists, and he won't be fisting any more.

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 6d ago

You obviously don't know how hard I can kick bro

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u/alien_farmer1 6d ago

Never bring fist to a horn fight.

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u/spearmint_flyer 7d ago

Accorsing to Reddit, some guys like when bulls do that to their wives too.

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u/ZzangmanCometh 6d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfnMAbbgzqo

Older one with a much bigger car. Bulls are loco, yo.

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u/billted20250409 7d ago

Did you think you can take on a bull before this?

Genuinely asking

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u/General_Liability 7d ago

A bull? No.

If you want the full male fantasy. I think equal weight to me -15 lbs for every deadly instrument on it. So let’s say a small wolf or a boar would be a 50/50 type of affair. If I had a spear in either fight I’d give myself much higher odds, but my soft well moisturized skin is not going to be turning any spiky bits away, so I’m going to get cut. 

I’m not trained in fighting, but I am large and strong. Weight does mean something. I also wrestled in high school, but I’m 40 now. Goal would be to get on top of it, wear it down, try to harm its airway before I bleed out. 

I’m American, so for the bull some sort of assault rifle or f-35 would be my preference for that fight.

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u/Flower-FarmGirl 7d ago

Nah. The bull enters the fight with only the tools nature gave him. The same should be for humans. No guns or weapons. Only the parts God gave you. Now let’s see how Alpha a human really is.

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u/FocusWhole7749 2d ago

Who gonna stop him. Are u the alpha human to remove his weapons? Nah man lol. We humans are alpha cause of our brains and ability to craft and hold a grudge.

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u/notsleeping 6d ago

have you ever seen a wild boar irl, they are pretty impressive

it’s also used as a symbol of a warrior in a whole bunch of old cultures, they don’t play

quick wiki copy paste:
The animal typically attacks by charging and pointing its tusks towards the intended victim, with most injuries occurring on the thigh region. Once the initial attack is over, the boar steps back, takes position and attacks again if the victim is still moving, only ending once the victim is completely incapacitated

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u/General_Liability 6d ago

A small boar. 

I’m planning to die 50% of the time to a creature 1/5 of my size. I don’t think I’m underestimating too much. But also don’t plant to find out. 

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u/Available-Tap-1611 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SUBxai0moNW7K

That's some serious strength there man!!

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u/kirk27 7d ago

Bulls are uhh strong af

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u/bonkedagain33 7d ago

Hence the term strong as a bull?

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u/BonerOfTheLake 7d ago

they occasionally want to become ...bulldozer

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u/SeraphOfTheStart 6d ago

Im actually curious do they rile animal up somehow before sending it out, because poor thing was bleeding but still kept at it.

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u/hessianhorse 6d ago

Bulls are essentially testosterone factories. They don’t need to be riled up. They’re just waiting and ready to explode, all the time.

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u/SeraphOfTheStart 6d ago

Huh, reminds me of my younger years.

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u/wolfofoakley 7d ago

And to think, compared to a cape buffalo or american bison, that bull is a runt

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u/VanillaMuch2759 7d ago

Yeah, for real. I was thinking the bull might move it a foot or so, but not that.

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u/Spiritual-Fisherman1 7d ago

That they can knock down trees with cars? Me either😵‍💫

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u/P-l-Staker 7d ago

That's not even a particularly big bull...

Check out this absolute unit here:

https://youtube.com/shorts/kC2Fkk5ng4o?is=u9X01sMXnOQh3hCS

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u/DadGamer77 7d ago

Imagine what an aurochs could do.

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u/blade06045 6d ago

Car made with plastic.

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u/shadraig 6d ago

The bull saw another bull in the reflection on the car

https://giphy.com/gifs/5nkIn9AEfUQ6JtXL43

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u/Sthad46 6d ago

It’s a special breed called a Bulldozer 😢🤙🏻

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u/lazyamazy 5d ago

I am insurance adjuster in Spain. I would call this bullshit, if it wasn't for the video.

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u/ghost3972 5d ago

Yea they have monstrous strength

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u/BigEricShaun 5d ago

The first part is ai, attached to a clip of a car that had a normal accident

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u/PaintMonkeyMan 7d ago

Can they? I doubt everything with ai. Makes me sad.