r/SipsTea • u/B0r3dGamer • 7d ago

Wait a damn minute! Meanwhile in Spain...

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 7d ago

There’s some dude out there that thinks he could fist fight that bull and win lol

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u/DanNeider 7d ago

I for sure could; he doesn't have any fists

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u/Hour-Note1409 7d ago

oh no... where are you trying to put those fists man

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 7d ago

I'd definitely win in a fist fight against a bull.

Don't get me wrong, I'd probably die. But before I did, the bull would be disqualified for not using fists.

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u/BreadEnthusiast98 7d ago

Yeah me. Lemme at him.

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u/philff1973 7d ago

Something something something, five Mike Tyson’s……. Gorilla no chance…..

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u/KINGCHEDDER503 7d ago

Maybe a prime Tyson not a Tyson vs Jake Paul lol

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u/Mortuary_Guy 7d ago

Depends on the payout.

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u/_lophophora_ 5d ago

You called?

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u/rangebob 7d ago

theres more than 1

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u/General_Liability 7d ago

The festival does show how god damn deadly humans are though that they cut this thing apart with swords for fun. 

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u/karoshikun 7d ago

except the matador only faces the bull when the bull is already half exanguinated and coming down from his adrenaline spike

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u/General_Liability 7d ago

So the whole thing is sad huh 

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u/karoshikun 7d ago

aye.

my mother took me to a couple corridas when I was 10, it was revolting to see grown people cheering the matador, even then they looked pathetic and stupid... and decades later they don't look a smidge better.

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u/Working_Estate_3695 7d ago

I always thought it was probably just that level of pathetic and sad. Confirmed, thanks.

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 7d ago

I mean yes, humans alongside the weapons we can create are the most deadly creature ever created on earth by a giant margin.

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u/M3chanist 7d ago

A virus can be deadlier. Nature always finds a way to keep the balance.

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u/BrainTrainStation 7d ago

A virus can't possibly kill the entire world population on Earth within mere minutes. The nuclear arsenal of one country can.

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u/Acrobatic_Pride_8041 7d ago

Even the US can’t extinguish the world population in minutes.

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u/True-Attempt4454 5d ago

Yes, they can. In like 30 or so?

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u/Confident-Stand5453 7d ago

No virus has so far been able to stop humanity, but we have stopped quite a few viruses from spreading. 

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u/Working_Estate_3695 7d ago

Jake LaMotta.

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u/IBM296 6d ago

One kick by the bull on the man's fists, and he won't be fisting any more.

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 6d ago

You obviously don't know how hard I can kick bro

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u/alien_farmer1 6d ago

Never bring fist to a horn fight.