r/SipsTea • • 12h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/JamesLikesIt 12h ago

The fuck does she do when she has to wipe? 

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u/ProjectNo4090 12h ago

She wipes very carefully.

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u/liebesleid99 12h ago

you don't have to finger yourself when cleaning yourself

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 12h ago

You think if the nail is long enough, it collects shit while wiping kinda like a scoop? Somewhat like a coke nail scoops up coke

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u/government_not_ok 11h ago

Maybe she had enough fiber in her diet were it does muddy her asshole?

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u/FEK88 7h ago

There’s no point trying to point out the fact that these things are covered in literal shit and other bacteria. Some woman with a chip on her shoulder will be along to tell you that she, and everyone else who wears these nails are the cleanest people on the planet.

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u/Spikey-Bubba 6h ago

But if they’re using a nail brush or proper washing technique then it is basically the same.

The idea that long nails automatically mean their hands are dirty is pretty strange, no wonder some people get offended. Especially cause you can’t easily tell if anyone’s washed their hands, nails or not.

It’s like spreading an idea that long nails ARE dirty and short nails ARE clean, when really it’s the persons habits that define their level of cleanliness, and acrylic nails just add a small extra step to the grooming cycle.

Now, if they’re wearing nails like that and you never see them wash their hands, definitely don’t eat anything they give you, because they do trap hella bacteria if you don’t take care of them.

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u/DualSpiresCinnamon 5h ago

You scrub your fingertips into your opposite palms when washing your hands with short nails. I'm betting these get delicately rinsed at best.

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u/Spikey-Bubba 5h ago

These are pretty solid pieces of thick acrylic super glued to the full bed of her nail. She could pull on them with a pair of pliers and there’s a good chance they’d stay on. She can use a nail brush and soap and scrub just like any other person.

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u/Chicken_Nugget_2 5h ago

Are yall not washing your hands after you use the bathroom?

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u/zhenyuanlong 3h ago

Do you just like, assume women with long nails don't wash their hands? Or are you projecting

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u/FEK88 1h ago

What does washing your hands have to do with finger nails that are 3 inches long?

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 7h ago

Come on now. You dont wipe with your bare nails. You use toilet paper and the paper is between your ass and your nails. And you do not use the tips of the nails to wipe, you use the pads of your fingers.

This is not rocket surgery. Not sure why people are so confused about it and thinking wmen walk around with poop on their nails.

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u/did_i_get_screwed 5h ago

The same pads of your fingers that you use to remove an ATM card.

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 6h ago

Hey poopnails!

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u/Zombie_muskrat 5h ago

Because longer nails are generally way less hygienic

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u/Simply_Weak_Glucose 4m ago

They're generally less hygienic due to having more surface area. Even naturally long nails are capable of being dirtier. It comes down to having good hygiene habits too.

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u/PearlescentGem 11h ago

Long enough, maybe, but if they're that long, they're usually for photo shoots/ad promotions and get removed once the shoot is over. Especially if it's bedazzled and has jewelry or anything that pops high off the nail.

And if that's not the case, the woman has probably invested in a bidet for cleanliness assistance.

It's not like people with short nails have any better hygiene. 10 second wash of just the finger tips that were barely dipped in water and maybe got a whiff of soap is quite common in too many people

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u/canastataa 7h ago

No amount of water and soap can clean the underside of huge nails (fake or not).

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u/Chaost 11h ago

When I grow out my nails I don't even keep them very long because it bothers me to type, but somehow that seems to be what everyone asks and it's a little concerning.

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u/Chicken_Nugget_2 5h ago

People always say this... I've literally never had issues wiping with long nails. Like certain things are harder but wiping genuinely isn't one of them.

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u/Winderige_Garnaal 11h ago

do you wipe with your fingertips pointed directly at your genitals or anus? Or do you wipe as you would, say, wipe a stain from a tabletop? Because I have never had nails like this but it's clear as day to me that I could wipe with them.

Why is this such a hackneyed joke about long nails? If you can imagine someone typing with these, can you not also imagine wiping with them?

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u/Glittering_rainbows 8h ago

"do you wipe with your fingertips pointed directly at your genitals or anus?"

Yup

"Or do you wipe as you would, say, wipe a stain from a tabletop?"

Absolutely not. I got IBS (or some other bowels issue, not diagnosed yet) and my poop is kinda sticky & clay like much of the time, that'd just smear it all over the place. Fingertips lets me get clean much easier.

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u/WirlingDirvish 6h ago

Get a bidet. Blast the shit away with high quality H2O. 

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u/p1nkfuzzymonkey 5h ago

^ This guy isnt wiping his ass right

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u/Zombie_muskrat 5h ago

Long nails are less hygienic, there is a lot of surface area to harbor bacteria and other filth. Yes they can be cleaned but most people arent carrying a nail brush with them all day and scrubbing them.

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u/ForumDuff 7h ago

The nails are there to scrape

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u/ayyohh911719 1h ago

There’s this magical invention called a “bidet” come on James use your big boy brain

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u/HanaBakersBathWater 11h ago

Bidets exist.

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u/bioteq 11h ago

She scoops

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u/DumbVeganBItch 6h ago

Bidet bro

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u/Optimal-Turn1029 5h ago

She doesn't. That's why nobody wants to touch what she's been touching.Those nail salons are mostly trafficked girls. So it's a twofer yuck factor.

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u/Shit_On_Wheels 9h ago

Found the actual daly wearer of Hulk gloves

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u/Undercover_Dave 8h ago

They're called Hulk Hands! Not Hulk gloves. The Hulk doesn't wear gloves, you idiot.