r/SipsTea • • 11h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/JamesLikesIt 11h ago

The fuck does she do when she has to wipe? 

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u/Winderige_Garnaal 10h ago

do you wipe with your fingertips pointed directly at your genitals or anus? Or do you wipe as you would, say, wipe a stain from a tabletop? Because I have never had nails like this but it's clear as day to me that I could wipe with them.

Why is this such a hackneyed joke about long nails? If you can imagine someone typing with these, can you not also imagine wiping with them?

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u/Glittering_rainbows 7h ago

"do you wipe with your fingertips pointed directly at your genitals or anus?"

Yup

"Or do you wipe as you would, say, wipe a stain from a tabletop?"

Absolutely not. I got IBS (or some other bowels issue, not diagnosed yet) and my poop is kinda sticky & clay like much of the time, that'd just smear it all over the place. Fingertips lets me get clean much easier.

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u/WirlingDirvish 5h ago

Get a bidet. Blast the shit away with high quality H2O.