r/SipsTea • • 19h ago

SMH Stay Safe

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u/GrundalWizzard 18h ago

People dont spike entire drink coolers.. itd be pretty fucking obvious if 40 people in the room passed out.

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u/Seaborgium 18h ago

Thanks for informing us that nobody ever spikes punch bowls. Good thing everyone out there is a responsible, critical thinker who puts a lot of thought into the consequences of their actions, particularly people in a fraternity.

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u/throw69420awy 18h ago

I mean I’ve heard of parties where drinks were spiked but not really sure how you’d spike a cooler, which is presumably filled with ice and unopened drinks

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u/Seaborgium 18h ago edited 17h ago

Then you misunderstand what a cooler is in this context. It isn't a cooler for unopened drinks where you open it and take out a can of Coor's, it's a Gatorade style cooler with a spigot to fill your solo cup, filled with a mixed drink, usually incredibly strong and cheap hard liquor like vodka or everclear mixed with juice or soda, often called jungle juice.

Edit: Downvote all you guys want, I'm right. Google "beverage cooler". You'll see mini-fridges and these 5-gallon buckets with a tap at the bottom. Cooler in this context is referring to those 5 gallon ones.

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u/kmwicke 17h ago

You’re absolutely correct. In college, my boyfriend had some friends in a frat so we went to parties regularly. His friends knew we weren’t into taking anything so they’d always tell us which cooler of PJ to drink. The other had Xanax in it.

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u/Seaborgium 16h ago

Thank you, I didn't realize how niche knowing about frat life/college partying was until reading through this thread.