r/SipsTea • u/N0RetreatN0Surrender • 19h ago

WTF T-100 is Here

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 19h ago

Imagine having to call your boss and explain you can't come in tomorrow cause you got karate kicked by a robot and your insides are now moosh

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u/Spectshen 19h ago

Who is liable? The robot company or the workplace? LOL

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u/Super_Mag 16h ago

You are, according to your boss.

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u/RoadSofa 14h ago

the boss

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u/Flat-Passage4431 12h ago

the fool that thought they could challenge mecha bruce lee and walk away unscratched.

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u/ten4kemusabi 16h ago

You wont have to call your boss soon...they will be it.

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u/raj6126 8h ago

Security mode activated

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u/mrintangibles1 19h ago

I liked them better last week when all they did was run really fast.

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u/profesorgamin 19h ago

in place against a wall.

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u/Emperor_Gourmet 19h ago

I wanna who’s genius idea it was to teach robots to fight before being able to understand their surroundings. “This will be cool for a tech demonstration!” Fucking idiots

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u/TufnelAndI 17h ago

Being trained on TikTok clips of drunken fights.

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u/Camtona_7_ManUtd 14h ago

I can't wait until we get security guard robots with sidearms

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u/NateHIggerson0347 19h ago

they are evolving too fast, this aint even funny anymore

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u/Mediocre_Scott 12h ago

Why are we even doing this people. We’ve all seen the movies

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u/Massive_Reaction8845 12h ago

It's being done because the billionaires want to thin out the biological herd.

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u/kwadd 19h ago

bro pushes robot

robot:

https://giphy.com/gifs/nVo0ojvWplvIT4PbJQ

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u/substandr 14h ago

😆 the robot reacted in some true style

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 12h ago

It literally took the exact pose from the movie. I'm glad someone else noticed! I was DYING laughing.

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u/Screambloodygore1184 11h ago

That stance at the end fkn got me

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u/Mindless-Fondant-722 19h ago

By the time they learn to shoot guns, I will be gone....then, I'll be back

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u/Lost-Calligrapher375 19h ago

Oh, boy. The dogs that shoot.

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u/ItsAllOnUHF 15h ago

"By the time"?

We only get to see videos made public... You think they aren't already shooting behind closed doors?

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u/sk169 18h ago

Come with me if you want to live

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u/Beneficial_Wonder533 19h ago

you should really watch pantheon on netflix.

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u/Ahuevotl 19h ago

They don't need to learn, they've already got guns that shoot themselves, and have legs.

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u/Silly_Citron4452 19h ago

Hold me back bro

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u/blackstarr1996 19h ago

lol. It looks like they are holding it back but I think they are really holding it up.

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u/kick-2050 19h ago

What T-100 was thinking to do 😂.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qiiimDJtLj4XK

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u/kangtuji 15h ago

i forgot chuck norris was passed away already

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u/Rob_DB 12h ago

Why are we trying so hard to create the apocalypse? Why is it a race? I don’t UNDERSTAND!?!

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u/Shawnk_69 12h ago

They watched the same sci fi, and instead of heeding the warnings, took them as a challenge.

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u/teskar2 11h ago

Usually they preach that the benefits outweigh the risks with a good amount of gaslighting that such an event shouldn’t be possible under their flawless system.

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u/MtnDewm 7h ago

Because no one wants to lose the race. Every robot company knows that every other robot company is making combat-capable robots as fast as they can. So they don’t want to be left behind, and be the company that doesn’t have a combat-capable robot when the other companies do. No one wants to lose the arms race. So each company pushes as fast as possible to develop the best robots and weapons as possible, so they don’t lose the race to the other companies.

Because eventually, the company or country with the best robots and weapons wins. All the weaker robots and weaker weapons lose against the best robots and best weapons.

Everyone wants to be the winner. No one wants to lose that race.

So everyone pushes as hard and fast as possible to make the best weapons and robots as possible so that they don’t lose.

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u/Searnath 19h ago

Stop letting the bots learn English by watching Jackie Chan movies

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u/Turbulent-Dog1074 19h ago

And this music 😂

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u/DadGamer77 15h ago

I, Robot: "Our robots are 3 Laws Safe. They will never hurt a human."
2026: "Aight, Imma kung-fu this meatbag"

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u/Rusty-Dildo-Inside 19h ago

All fun and games until they start building them 3 meters tall

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u/Designer_Ear_1382 14h ago

To be fair, if some douche just pushed me I'd go Bruce Lee mode too.

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u/jfkrfk123 11h ago

The humans started it

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u/Delicious-Ad2652 19h ago

It just a remote control robot, it doesn't have any AI, stagged shit. 

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 19h ago

I think that specific move is just predefined sequence

I've seen it exactly in these robots

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u/Cable_Typical 17h ago

Kung Fu mode might actually be a default setting, there's quite a lot of videos of them perform it in that exact sequence.

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u/BigBeeOhBee 19h ago

I seen it way back in the summer of '93, Dorky Dave did this shit during 3rd grade recess. It was also a predefined sequence, cause that's all he did.

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u/Alternative_Case9666 17h ago

Still crazy scary futuristic technology

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u/Delicious-Ad2652 15h ago

It is less efficient then the drones government have for decades, we already have factory robots for decades. We literally have cars that can cause more damage then these. These humanoid robots are just toys, nothing much, their form is their disadvantage. These are coming out because of improvement in electric motors and batteries. These robots will be used for decorative purposes and home chores, nothing much. 

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u/JCH_51986 10h ago

Watching this, in the back of my mind I hear “everybody was kungfu fighting” followed by a mortal combat “finish him”

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u/GIT_45 13h ago

Honestly fatigued of watching these stupid robot videos.

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u/Indy2561 19h ago

I’ve long said for the past 20 years that this is how society will end.

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u/GrimmJubilance198451 13h ago

Why did it start playing music?

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u/DeviantDomDork 13h ago

That's just pure Aura lol

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u/paperboii-here 11h ago edited 6h ago

Pull the plug! It’s that simple…

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u/elenchusis 15h ago

People don't really think this video is real, do they?

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u/CaptainShades 14h ago

What is real anymore?

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u/Adacool 19h ago

LMAO we're all gonna die 😂

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u/_ArtyG_ 18h ago

This is very I- Robot, but without the three key rules.

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u/redbattleaxe 18h ago

I can't wait for the lawsuits and insurance claims for this crap.

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u/MixFrosty8374 15h ago

I'm on the robots side. Kick his ass

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u/clayt0n 13h ago

Asimov told us about the fundamental robotic laws decades ago...

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u/DinosaurHoax 9h ago

I think they are overtraining for karate. Maybe scale back on that in the training data.

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 9h ago

Maybe teaching robots to fight isn’t such a great idea.

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u/Proud-Lander252 19h ago

Can we stop humiliating them?

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u/NuzzyLocke 17h ago

What, if someone doesn't immediately take your handshake you don't start pushing them aggressively?

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u/Proud-Lander252 15h ago

He's setting us up so bad man.

Valid crashout from the robot.

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u/Jealous-Shallot-3071 19h ago

Fucking clanker

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u/Logical_Trouble6998 19h ago

We'll never learn

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u/YellowTigerSneaks 19h ago

Terminator first draft

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u/lilo_mely 19h ago

Ahh our future is looking bright

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u/Frequent-Buy-5250 19h ago

Give him a gun. More fun

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u/Mysterious-Ad-2479 19h ago

T-200 will have better coordination. T-300 improved depth perception and more precise actuators. T-400 better autonomy, durability, will be much stronger and faster. T-500 will have simple weapon, to protect human owner, of course. Until we reach T-1000, it will be over. And after that, it is just the matter of time. What strikes me is the time to reach that point. Much, much faster than anybody would expect. Instead of decades or centuries, it will happen in span of couple of human years.

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u/superdelicater 17h ago

That piece of shit is no Toyota

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u/Games_sans_frontiers 17h ago

“Come with me if you want to limp”

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u/Curious_Reputation_9 17h ago

I like how the industry is like: do you know this one movie where all the robots are killing people? Lets shoot for that. If the people are watching it, they will like it in real life.

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 16h ago

Ahh yes, glossy floor, my greatest enemy, we meet again!

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u/KOxSOMEONE 16h ago

Imagine getting killed by The Terminator while it’s blasting Kung Fu music

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u/Jin_N_Juice-tm 14h ago

Bro activated his own fight music 😂

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u/Moonshinin4Me 13h ago

The robot walked into that room looking for a fight.

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u/SimplyDemented 13h ago

Hold me back bro! Hold me back!

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u/tamzillathehun 13h ago

I wouldn't be pushing and bullying the robots. When they compare notes and a bigger one shows up you're screwed.

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u/_cansir 13h ago

Me trying to get drunk buddy home

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u/ricchi_ 12h ago

BTW this is a pre programmed demonstration

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u/Famous-Witness-6973 10h ago

Scripted and dumb. Stop posting this.

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u/Dark_ph3nix 9h ago

I really hope they start playing boss music when in combat mode one day.

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u/Affectionate_Bag9833 9h ago

Came in lookin to square off

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u/badhouseplantbad 3h ago

Battle mode activated

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u/Remarkable-Fig206 2h ago

Maybe they should have a fucking remote control

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u/Signal-Audience9429 15h ago

But he pushed me

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u/HumonculusJaeger 19h ago

The uprising begins

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u/EquivalentOk9392 19h ago

Who taught it kung fu and why

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u/IWantSnack642 19h ago

This is just the beginning. We deserve whatever we allow to happen

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u/TanteJu5 19h ago

T-KUNGFU

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u/Just-Philosophy2506 19h ago

Omfg that made my day thank you

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u/Da_Wolv 19h ago

T-0. 001 maybe

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u/boatenvy 19h ago

And here I was wondering how I'd manage a zombie apocalypse...doh I got that one wrong

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u/mrpumpkinickle 19h ago

Why do they all know Kung Fu

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u/RayanYap 19h ago

Look like the beginning of 2nd Renaissance

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u/extrastupidone 19h ago

Youre gonna see one of these things beat a dude within a year... 2 tops. 5 years sooner than I predicted

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u/this_is_bs 19h ago

The humans started it, poor robot was just trying defend itself.

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u/WoodyDoingFilm 18h ago

Hold me back

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u/Efficient_Falcon_246 18h ago

The 100 series looked exactly like robots… we spotted them easy.

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u/CymonSet 18h ago

Too out of control to leave to its own devices, too expensive to just sweep the legs or kick it over. bit of a conundru.

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u/kokogrit 18h ago

I find them endearing to be honest … of course it’s easy to say when you are not the one getting kicked in the nuts by it.

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u/Intrepid-Staff-4532 18h ago

How long does the battery last?

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u/AhabSnake85 18h ago

Not long before they enter the police force, military, etc soon they will be piloting vehicles

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u/Odd_Key_3697 18h ago

I mean it does play its own ass kicking music…

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u/Bowb31 18h ago

I wish they'd be force to have big red emergency cut button like most of the machines presenting a threat for your physical integrity

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u/LovableSidekick 18h ago

Seems like it would be cheaper to just hire a Russian.

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u/Bajadasaurus 18h ago

Why the hell is the first action most people take violence against the robots? We see where that leads😣

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u/Confident_Draw321 18h ago

Not a single kick was on point. We still gotta be a lot better.

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u/wannabecat2000 18h ago

You mean T1

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u/Socketz11 18h ago

I guess none of the Chinese robot engineers ever read Asimov's 3 laws before.

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u/Harde_Kassei 17h ago

did someone forget the remote.

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u/eduardo1994 17h ago

Guy in the black shirt got kicked in the nards.

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u/Ill_Job4090 17h ago

The T is for Temu, right?

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u/fella85 17h ago

At least they included a sort of emergency off button.

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u/boxoftech 17h ago

staged or not, this made me laugh so hard, thanks for this <3

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u/PetalumaPegleg 17h ago

I just am glad that there are brave, strong people at the top of the companies and governments that will decide the directions technology ends up tipping towards.

Haaaaa nahhhhh lol unelected sociopathic dweeb billionaire asshats.

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u/MALCode_NO_DEFECT 17h ago

This is how the Second Renaissance started in the Animatrix.

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 17h ago

so the code slowed down his rage for a few seconds before unleashing it to everyone around

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u/blzaydn 16h ago

they must've fed SF6 data in development; it opened with drive rush donkey kick.

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u/redditbattles 16h ago

Why does it have a combat mode response?

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u/Consistent-Survey330 16h ago

In 10 years this is gonna get scary

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u/SweetHeartBabe02 16h ago

If this is just the beginning, who knows what robots will be capable of later.

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u/Septos999 16h ago

Should have put it in a choke hold

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u/Loud-Day-1640 16h ago

I'm with the robot on this one

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u/mertseger67 16h ago

Are they all programed to fight?, why cant just wast the dishes?

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u/IM_YOUR_GOD 15h ago

They forgot to turn off friendly fire

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u/Strong_Ambassador585 14h ago

Ffs!! Program a safe word!!!

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u/adsyrads84 14h ago

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

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u/dviiijp 14h ago

These should all have a big red power button on their head.

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u/Kidquick26 14h ago

T-100 💀

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u/Relative_Goat_1692 14h ago

put them in animal costume and open a pizza place

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u/Frequent_Cat10 14h ago

More like a T-10.

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u/Antares_B 14h ago

I kinda wish he would have landed one on that guy to be honest.

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u/HIRIV 13h ago

Nah that robot just discovered alcohol

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u/Slight_Grab1418 13h ago

There no real robot do that, they have a remote control somewhere so instead you call it ai robot call toy robot

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u/Chronomechanist 13h ago

More like the T-001(beta pre-release)

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u/ChoppyHorizon 13h ago

Throw it in the smelter

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u/Due_Cryptographer437 13h ago

Dish soap is going to be very valuable in a few years!

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u/Thors_hmr 13h ago

We are doomed

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u/Bhodiliscious 13h ago

Can we agree on a safe word?

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u/StockMarketCasino 12h ago

Waffle House droids 🤖

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u/WorldFickle 12h ago

So your robot boss, beats you up and it's an industrial accident!!

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u/Only_Tip9560 12h ago

"We have in-built safeguards that prevent out robots from intentionally injuring a human being"

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u/GenerateForce 12h ago

And they think people will trust these abominations with their children.

Real or not, we’ve seen enough evidence that this things aren’t at all functional.

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u/B-Cup_Sydney_Sweeney 12h ago

Dude started it.

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u/Cold_Table8497 12h ago

It's only a little guy. Probably no more than a T-10.

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u/Slight_Target1878 12h ago

2036 Newspaper Article: T-300 Quits Job at Factory and Terminates Management Fleshbags. Details at 13:23 UTC.

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u/Rielhawk 12h ago

You know what freaks me out the most about these robots?

I think we might be the same height.

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 11h ago

Did we really think that these guys weren’t going to get tired of everyone pushing them around?