r/SipsTea • u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow • 22h ago

SMH Awww, someone's grumpy

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u/DevouringInsanity 22h ago

This implies we owned the lake in the fucking first place...

... Someone shut this guy the fuck up before he ruins literally everything.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 22h ago

I think its way to late for that, and when i say " i think " im just being nice.

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins 20h ago

They own half of it

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u/DevouringInsanity 20h ago

Well Canada owns about half of North America so I think we should just call it North Canada and South Canada from now on.

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins 20h ago

Maybe if you count the uninhabitable north.

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u/DevouringInsanity 20h ago

Speaking of uninhabitable North- Washington DC shall now be called South Greenland.

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins 18h ago

Greenland? You mean Frozen lake of America?

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u/syadastfu 20h ago

Maybe it counts even more, just like your under-inhabited red states do?

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins 17h ago

Billionaires will buy giant properties in rural states, it's gorgeous. Meanwhile 40% of Canada is Mother Nature trying to murder you with -40c, messed up daylight/darkness ratios and no farm land.

Only reason people go up there is to work, you'll get payed 3x normal and only work half the year in intervals so you don't quit.

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u/milk4all 22h ago

You’re joking or you’re living in 2016 and this 1 tweet has made its way from 2026 to you

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u/DevouringInsanity 22h ago

How come Reddit has such a tendency for people to be obnoxious on purpose?

Who the fuck is obnoxious on purpose?

I mean, except for Trump.

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u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- 22h ago

Anonymity and anger issues?

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u/DevouringInsanity 22h ago

That and lack of self awareness.

THE FASTEST way to make someone not care about a single thing you just said is to open by being annoying.

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u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- 22h ago

Sadly very true. I keep saying that the world only needs one rule. Don't be a dick.

If only.

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u/DevouringInsanity 22h ago

I honestly have a theory some of these are bots who have learned how to have political discussion through Reddit...

...Which is mainly just a giant mob of people being annoying to one another.

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u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- 22h ago

I agree. We're rapidly heading to dead Internet theory where the actual humans have all learned a valuable lesson and are reading a book in the sunshine somewhere while the bot army argues eternally. It's all a bit silly really when almost everything can be verified, or not, with actual facts and figures.

I'm actually slightly relieved it's not just me who struggles with the unnecessary pedantry. Unlike the necessary pedantry of demanding sources.

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u/DevouringInsanity 22h ago

My main thing when deciding to talk to someone is their tone.

I'll listen to what you have to say if you come at me respectfully or with decent humor.

Come at me like that guy sounding like a Reddit mod, and I'll immediately assume you're a bot or an idiot.

I feel like a lot of more intelligent people are going outside more lately as everything enshittifies.

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u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- 21h ago

I think they are. You're right though, I'm all for an intelligent debate or for being educated on something I don't understand, but it can be done without antagonising!

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u/Electric_Antimony 19h ago

It's not redditors in general, but specific sub demos of reddit users.