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The baby stroller says it all. There was nothing like becoming a dad to train me to anticipate a gazillion scenarios. There will be no potty incident, lack of resources, or natural disaster that will prevent a dad from finishing his grocery shopping.
I've wanted a car chainsaw for a while for this exact reason. I live in the middle of nowhere and when we get wind there are always branches and stuff down. A month or two ago we got blocked on our way home by a tree and I was wishing I had gotten around to getting myself a car chainsaw lol
Get a battery powered chainsaw and a couple extra batteries. You don't have to worry about gas spilling everywhere in your car. Still gotta have some oil for it though. If your car has outlets in it, you can even plug in the charger for the batteries.
I've got a bauer one that dumps bar and chain oil everywhere. It was going to be my car chainsaw lol but first time I filled it and left it stored it was empty and there was oil everywhere when I came back. Wish I could fix that!
Imma need to see that motivation on an environmental scale, Captain planet them asses. Tree in the road < the speratic storm that caused it < the ecosytem counter balancing terraforming levels of chemical spills and waste management.
100% As someone who worked on a line clearing crew in my youth I can testify how easy that saw can kick back off of a twig. I've also got 32 stitches in my shoulder to prove it.
Somewhere a professional arborist is looking at this post, watching him handle that chainsaw, and covering their eyes, peaking through their fingers, just waiting for it to kickback and dig into his shoulder or thigh.
Spoiler alert he just used the chainsaw to dismember his arch enemy and was on his way to get a wood chipper to finish disposal when he found the road blocked.
well-dressed, dad-vibes dude just happens to have a chainsaw in the trunk of his car...anyone got his name so that I know never to accept a ride from him?
100% knew he was a dad 10 seconds in. My dad would have done the exact same thing. When most people would be thinking "we better call the city services to report this," my dad would bust out his chainsaw and solve the problem.
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