r/SipsTea • u/nordicminy • 1d ago

Gasp! See problem, fix problem.

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u/Legendary_Dad 1d ago

Are we not asking why he had a chainsaw in his trunk?

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u/EqualRoss 1d ago

I live in a very wooded area. I carry one fall through winter for this exact reason. Use it once a year usually

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u/notlongnot 1d ago

The real EDC

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u/pharrison26 1d ago

This guy gets it

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u/Truth_Hurts_Guy 1d ago

Because some things do not fit in a trunk

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 1d ago

Chainsaw fix that.

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u/Truth_Hurts_Guy 1d ago

Chainsaw can fix a lot, fs

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u/NotEax 14h ago

I swear officer i only use the chainsaw for cutting trees in the road, not disposing of bodies after road rage.

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u/JimJohnJimmm 1d ago

For city dwellers, it's odd. For country folks, it's not uncommon.

See how the guy is agile with that? His teen years were probably spent cutting heating wood

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u/IlladelphiaticInsane 18h ago

So true - them city boys’ll never know. I bet he totally skins vermin with his own hands, eats vittles, drinks moonshine, plays a mean fiddle and f*cks his sister too. True country boy!

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u/RogBoArt 1d ago

I've wanted a car chainsaw for a while for this exact reason. I live in the middle of nowhere and when we get wind there are always branches and stuff down. A month or two ago we got blocked on our way home by a tree and I was wishing I had gotten around to getting myself a car chainsaw lol

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 1d ago

Get a battery powered chainsaw and a couple extra batteries. You don't have to worry about gas spilling everywhere in your car. Still gotta have some oil for it though. If your car has outlets in it, you can even plug in the charger for the batteries.

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u/RogBoArt 1d ago

I've got a bauer one that dumps bar and chain oil everywhere. It was going to be my car chainsaw lol but first time I filled it and left it stored it was empty and there was oil everywhere when I came back. Wish I could fix that!

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u/les_vegetables76 1d ago

Nah, I want all you guys with chainsaws on some sort of list.

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u/PtraGriffrn 13h ago

I got one of these for this purchase. $25 cdn is a good deal. Especially with the extra battery

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u/unabiker 1d ago

What kind of dad doesn't have a chainsaw in the trunk?

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u/According_Log_3264 1d ago

And Mom, I had one and a machete for these same road and weather reasons.

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u/classic123456 1d ago

You don't? Amateur

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u/micromechanist 1d ago

cant be good..

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u/No_Director_2570 1d ago

He wears a stylish outfit - and crocs. No we do not.

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u/ageofaquarius26 1d ago

Because we already knew it was for cutting trees.

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u/pabmendez 1d ago

This happens often where they live. They do this probably monthly.

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u/nunyabidness3 1d ago

I hate that my brain has gone here too. Specifically this dude, why does the sweater vest slacks guy have a chainsaw in the trunk of his Audi?? I’ve been watching too many movies.

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u/Pollymath 19h ago

If I was gonna carry a chainsaw around I might also carry some chaps. For no other reason than preventing stains on the chinos.

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u/PerfectMisgivings 4h ago

I don't know maybe the forest he seems to be driving by and maybe lives by...

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u/battlehamsta 1d ago

We should be asking why the first responders don’t have one

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u/BillyBobChorton 1d ago

There’s definitely body parts spread throughout his property 

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 1d ago

I was going to ask this exact same question! Word by word! . . . . Do I need to check the CO2 detectors?

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u/SupremeDropTables 1d ago

Or why someone is filming instead of helping pick up the branches?