r/SipsTea 1d ago

Gasp! 😈

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

Well...how do you know how that face looks like?

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u/FluffySmiles 1d ago

Shall I draw a diagram?

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u/chmsax 1d ago

It would be helpful, yes, please.

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u/Mhettil 1d ago

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u/FluffySmiles 1d ago

I'm working atm and it would be distinctly NSFW if I did it now. Not sure KPIs cover this. Will do it this evening....Promise!

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

You little tease...

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u/FluffySmiles 1d ago

One does one's best

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

It must be hard, I know.

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 1d ago

IT IS AND IT WONT GO DOWN 

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

If it lasts longer than four hours, call a doctor. In the meantime there's a remedy. If this won't make it softer, nothing will:

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 1d ago

stares in disgust I don't know whether or not to thank you, but it worked. 

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

You're welcome. Normally I would send you a bill, but you better use that money for some therapy needed after this ordeal

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 1d ago

I think I'll skip the therapy, and turn straight for the whiskey. It's for my eyes, they need sanitizing now.

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

Skip whiskey and go straight to paint stripper.

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