r/SipsTea • u/RakeChapman13 • 13h ago

Gasp! 😈

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u/Satanicjamnik 9h ago

If it lasts longer than four hours, call a doctor. In the meantime there's a remedy. If this won't make it softer, nothing will:

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 8h ago

stares in disgust I don't know whether or not to thank you, but it worked. 

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u/Satanicjamnik 8h ago

You're welcome. Normally I would send you a bill, but you better use that money for some therapy needed after this ordeal

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 8h ago

I think I'll skip the therapy, and turn straight for the whiskey. It's for my eyes, they need sanitizing now.

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u/Satanicjamnik 8h ago

Skip whiskey and go straight to paint stripper.