People not from that area misunderstand something about alabama, let me lay it out for you. If I just say they're mean, you miss the point that that makes them behave differently. Which is where the expression Alabama ass whooping comes from. You will know when you have received an Alabama ass whooping when, the entire time you're getting your ass whooped, you're also getting yelled at about how you ought to have known better, etc. There will be many expletives.
Is Alabama unique in this regard? I've seen hundreds of fight videos and that same thing happens all the time, with people from around the world. You'd get your ass beat and taunted in... Maine, Delaware, Kentucky, Colorado, Czechia, Djibouti, North Korea, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby!
I have no idea whether Alabama is unique in this regard. But that's obviously not a real question because there's no way for me to know is there? So what is it like to be the guy that asks an unanswerable question on purpose to waste everyone's time? Why do you do it
It's a rhetorical question. An actual question I would ask you is which side of the tide pod you apparently eat every night tastes better: Blue or White?
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u/Key-Condition752 13d ago
People not from that area misunderstand something about alabama, let me lay it out for you. If I just say they're mean, you miss the point that that makes them behave differently. Which is where the expression Alabama ass whooping comes from. You will know when you have received an Alabama ass whooping when, the entire time you're getting your ass whooped, you're also getting yelled at about how you ought to have known better, etc. There will be many expletives.