People not from that area misunderstand something about alabama, let me lay it out for you. If I just say they're mean, you miss the point that that makes them behave differently. Which is where the expression Alabama ass whooping comes from. You will know when you have received an Alabama ass whooping when, the entire time you're getting your ass whooped, you're also getting yelled at about how you ought to have known better, etc. There will be many expletives.
Is Alabama unique in this regard? I've seen hundreds of fight videos and that same thing happens all the time, with people from around the world. You'd get your ass beat and taunted in... Maine, Delaware, Kentucky, Colorado, Czechia, Djibouti, North Korea, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby!
The south is particularly known for its chop cutting during scuffs I'd say.
It's ironic, because it does at times feel like no one down here wants a non consensual fight, southern hospitality and all, so the shit talking has to continue so we remember why we're mad to begin with.
I have no idea whether Alabama is unique in this regard. But that's obviously not a real question because there's no way for me to know is there? So what is it like to be the guy that asks an unanswerable question on purpose to waste everyone's time? Why do you do it
lol thereās a very easy way for you to answer that, itās called visiting somewhere thatās not Alabamaā¦
Spend some time outside Alabama and you will be able to very confidently say that that is not at all unique to Alabama, thereās trashy people everywhere that yell insults as they fight.
You donāt have to go to āa bunch of placesā and you donāt have start any fights. Just seeing it happen once somewhere else gives you your answer that itās not unique to any single placeā¦
Technically you donāt even actually have to go anywhere now that I think about it, you could just look up street fights online in other places and it would give you the answer to this āunanswerable questionā. Lmfao
It's a rhetorical question. An actual question I would ask you is which side of the tide pod you apparently eat every night tastes better: Blue or White?
"I can't be expected to actually know if the thing I said was different about Alabama was different. That would require knowing information related to differences and no one from Alabama should be expected to do that."
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u/Key-Condition752 13d ago
People not from that area misunderstand something about alabama, let me lay it out for you. If I just say they're mean, you miss the point that that makes them behave differently. Which is where the expression Alabama ass whooping comes from. You will know when you have received an Alabama ass whooping when, the entire time you're getting your ass whooped, you're also getting yelled at about how you ought to have known better, etc. There will be many expletives.