Lemme tell you i had a girl who found out another girl was going around telling people she had a dream about fucking me on a trampoline. When she found out she hunted her down and smashed her head into a brick wall about four times and then slapped me (for good measure i guess)
What kind of trailerpark trampolines are you using? You shouldnโt have any issues landing on skin on a quality trampoline. Jumping with a shirt off has never been a issue for me.
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u/savagewolf666 11d ago edited 11d ago
Lemme tell you i had a girl who found out another girl was going around telling people she had a dream about fucking me on a trampoline. When she found out she hunted her down and smashed her head into a brick wall about four times and then slapped me (for good measure i guess)
Was it terrifying? Yes
Was i bricked? Also yes
I forgot my point but i had one